The colloquy of Patrick Castro

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Patrick Castro and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my dear pen-friend,
  • On: July 26, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

Salutti. It's Katyunya and I am a thirty four years old. I am a lonelyRussian girl and I wish to meet a worthy adult guy to create arelationship. A local russian dating agency gave me your mail. So if you'reinterested in my letter, write to me and say me somethin about you. Dontanswer to me if you got message by accident or you are not single. Katyusha!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my dear pen-friend,
  • On: July 26, 2018, 7:38 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only looking for a serious relationship with a decent guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

I'm tired of guys that enjoy playing mind games,I'm tired of waiting for someone to pull me out of my loneness and that's why I'm reaching out to you.I'm the one making the first step because your singles site personal profile seemed too good to be true.Are you actually a real person?P.S. I'm forwarding you my recent snaps to prove that I'm a real person as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=10SvUN9Y8CwPF0JSZKp2VetCp6Vc1rupc

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only looking for a serious relationship with a decent guy
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 1:34 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neck of the woods! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto hang out with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My freshest ardent webcam pics and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1qbljX82ECle_Lxt0EcwadMfBkck16yib I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of fun I have in mind, I am sure about it.Text me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neck of the woods! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 12:36 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you contact me telephones? Cpe with a vicious cutie!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

I'm not one of these foolish misses who need a reliable guywith all types of tiresome reliable boy stuff.I'm radically different. Guess you will want to know how different, haha!I'm know much about fun and the worst sorts of it too.I even have stunning photos of myself not every miss would post.Just look at them and let's do it.Text me telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fFbc4Uf_DuRDQISuWlYBH2LJ1zzNCWrq

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you contact me telephones? Cpe with a vicious cutie!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 10:47 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna naughty no-strings date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

This is your lucky thing right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried a few of them adult dating sitesand I know how frustrating all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this nonsense and just you know, meet?Plain and simple! There's a naughty cutie sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with nude personal photos you can browse right now!Your move, studmuffin! I'll be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=11eAQmgzXBgRMH-WbvigaSE-9JOsJ37Rs or sms me telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna naughty no-strings date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 5:51 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Serious relationships are boring? telephones Dating? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

You were totally in love with that girl and then she ditched ya?Ain't gonna take place with a pussycat like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that crap anyway?We'll take it easy, relax, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, stallion! We'll just do it when we both want it.When in the saucy playful mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just see my ardent photos and text me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1qOlhnK5PR6tO9fmK3y5kOme9VlTRgfbm

Spammer

  • Subject: Eventually located you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

We used to chat some time ago and you promised you'll be in touch.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.Enjoy my recent profile with old and new crazy vidsand I'll add you to friends.Or you can sms me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FQhqtAQc8dxkFNY2Gcas1lMhPVsl5dNIMeet you online!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Serious relationships are boring? telephones Dating? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 1:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A hanky panky with a married lady, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's trouble.But hey what's out life without a bit of action.I thought I'd go online and find a hot man just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be caring about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and playful personal photos I got at my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iw7kSFeEmHnJ-ZmEeDEX1m5B3CWWFqXH.Seriously, would you resist a damsel like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Perfect time with telephones two hot females online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A hanky panky with a married lady, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 12:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have awesome news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

It's been a long while just to make sure that you know who I am? check out my profile.Ive got latest and old thrilling pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=160XAHTfs-igD6QlfC241CE8swXBhYKYm , those that you liked most.Let me know when you a're back!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your ultimate, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special womanwho is your perfect match in any most little thing?I'm sure I can be your prize match.Don't take my word for it, see my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=10Tp9n6Kog-pW6XOA_tx96HafSS86m5fy and some piquant photographs right here,I posted them just an hour ago.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your perfect one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you right now.And just imagine what can occur next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have awesome news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:41 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for flirty personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:12 p.m.

I know the sensation. Going through adult personals and profiles of lonely singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have uploaded.How about my stunning pics then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just browsing through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1g0GM4WUZm9_3Gg7SLvZZtrHso0UGRnM-.Who knows your unrivaled adventure could be just a tap away!Local fun is easier to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, drop me a line right here this is your opportunity

Spammer

  • Subject: Think a regular relationship is too much trouble? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Really, who has the time and the attention for this relationship crap these days?I know I don't. But there is something I do have time for!You may have guessed already lol.Let's drop all this maturity stuff and just have a great time.No need to be anxious about giving me gifts or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned pleasure between the sheets, that's what I'm interested in!Check out my absolutely passionate pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=117bJrYnhMxoAIHgjjK8L94DxrYwpCPfo , let's get this going!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Looking for flirty personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Enjoy the recent mind-lowing pictures in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

I should confess, I caught a glimpse of you online and could not but email you. I'd like to get to know you better.Enjoy my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1hFKfO_rtUIF1KhS43ekwwfVBS62aGW_4 with fresh mind-lowing pictures and do not hesitate to tell me what you think about me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Enjoy the recent mind-lowing pictures in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 11:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there, big boy. Lonely? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:34 p.m.

Look, it's all the same stuff for me.I get up, I go to the office, later I go to my place bla bla.I just thought, hey, I'm too beautiful to blow my life this way!So right now I'm ready just about anything fun.I have got a new profile right here, I suppose we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really tremendoustime you'll be telling your friendsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fqogMBjhbUio5grdS4br-ZvCER6mJpzl

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there, big boy. Lonely? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 2:49 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A man to make photos of me exhibition needed
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:10 p.m.

Hi, Im FaithI love to go to some shops without underclothes and now I wish for a partnerwho can make my photos when I try on some jeans.I couldnt find any guy nearby thats why I want to find a partner from a big town.Its not a problem for me to to come to your place and we together will visit some places to make personal no panties photos.You can see a few of my nude pictures and contact me there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CNIY3t6m3vsxe0RYs8A0TSzBaTarLKPIKisses!

Spammer

  • Subject: Ask a kind partner for casual relationships
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

Hi, My name is Brianna.I am OK now but feel a little bit tired becauseI have been out of relationships for two yearsand try to avoid any complications now.I only looking for a one night stand.If youre not too shy to get in touch with a strange lady, brunette and singleso see my profile. I upload my recent private videos there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1L77sHrCIgWHl1iBUqECvFch6czC4Ia9I/view?usp=sharingYour new friend!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A man to make photos of me exhibition needed
  • On: March 20, 2019, 4:37 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Castro
CEO, MNesty, LLC