The colloquy of Christopher Wu

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Wu and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 10:03 p.m.

Hi,

I’ve tried to reach you a few times to go over suggestions for generating
more ROI from your digital marketing, but haven’t heard back which tells me
one of three things:

1. You're all set with your digital marketing and I should stop
bothering you.
2. You’re still interested but haven’t had the time to get back to me
yet.
3. You’ve fallen and can’t get up and in that case let me know and I’ll
call someone to help you.

Please let me know which one as I’m starting to worry!

Best,
Mark

Mark Primak
VP Sales | Winsite Digital
Cherry Hill, NJ
(856) 419-3014

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 10:03 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 11, 2017, 4:38 p.m.

Chris,

Are you available Monday to have a brief conversation about the products
and services available? I can explain what we do and how it will help
drive more business through digital marketing.

Let me know Day and time and we can have brief discussion.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 12, 2017, 12:31 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 12, 2017, 3:07 a.m.

Do you mean sample websites we have built? The programs that surround a
good website is what we can discuss. I can send some info on the products
and pricing but conversation will give greater clarity thereafter.

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 12, 2017, 1:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 12, 2017, 3:54 p.m.

Chris,

Take a look at our website www.winsitedigital.com. There are sample
websites we created as well as descriptions of services. If interested in
having a call next week to discuss further let me know?

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 12, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 15, 2017, 2:59 p.m.

Chris,

We have different programs based on budget. Let me know if you would like
to discuss further and if so best number to reach you?

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 15, 2017, 10:37 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

Hard to give an example without knowing your current needs however can
create a basic website and apply social media management to the website for
about $3700 for first year. It's important the website is constructed
properly and contains the key words throughout for those search terms that
apply to your business. From there we can then apply the pay for
performance model whereby you only pay when you see results with regard to
moving up in the google and Bing rankings.

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

We can discuss on phone. What's a good number for you?

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 1:43 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 2:48 a.m.

Let me know when ready to discuss and we can set up a call.

Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm getting worried...
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 5:44 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Wu
CEO, MNesty, LLC