The colloquy of Laura Lang

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Laura Lang and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

Hello Dear Beneficiary;
I am Tekeda Alemu, representative of the United Nations. I am very
excited to inform you that I shall be representing United Nations
ambassadors in a general financial business resort gatherings summit
with some very important personalities V.I.P of other countries of the
World concerning the present global economic crisis and the high rate
of unemployment and the meeting shall be hold in the United Nations
head office in New York United State.

I know its not mandatory that you must come from this very city or
country but all am saying is that as personal assistant adviser to the
United Nations organization I shall make sure that all unreleased
wining, compensations and contract fund shall be declare release
immediately to the beneficiary accordingly with immediate effect as
the payment has been delayed. According to my file verification I
found your name among the list of people who have not yet receive
their wining, compensation or contract fund, I can assure you of
getting your fund after the meeting is been hold as I know personal as
United Nations President that if you receive your fund valued for the
sum of $18.5million Us Dollars it will help bring down the rate of
economic crisis going on at the moment round the global World so its
the major reason of this very important meeting, I shall be
representing U.S ambassador to help you receive your US$18.5 million
USD immediately.

The world ambassadors to UNICEF. UNDD, United Nations, IMF, has agreed
to help you get your long awaited fund by authorizing the paying
courier or banks to release the fund to me personal so I can deliver
the fund to you with my UN Passport and authorities to ensure no
delay. After the meeting I shall bring your package/consignment which
contains a cash worth sum of$18.5M USD along with me so stop dealing
with whom ever is attempting to deceive you about receiving your fund
as united nations has taken full charge of delivery your fund.

So as soon as the meeting is over I will be coming directly to your
house by myself. mistake is absolutely not accepted, reconfirm the
address where you want the package to be delivered and the nearest
airport to your city of residence also I need your cell phone number
to enable me call you and a copy of your id or driver license is
needed for identification purpose as its most be presented to me
before the fund final hand over to you as the beneficiary.

I have ensure that all the ambassadors pleaded on your behalf for your
package consisting of your fund to be release to me for immediate
delivering to you by myself which has been approved and shall be
signed in our office in New York at our headquarter after the meeting.
The payment approval documents have been acquired for the smooth
delivery of your package meanwhile this is your file number UNOFBDPNY
use it as subject while responding to this mail do not forget it as
it’s very important.
Yours sincerely,
Ambassador Tekeda Alemu UN
Phone+15122533083

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Laura Lang,
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

Dear Laura Lang,

We are contacting you base on investment opportunity. We would like to
use this moment to inform you about this available proposal that shall
benefit you and this
company largely at the end of the transaction. Our Company is the
United Kingdom OIL & GAS Company. We would also have to inform you
that at the end of every year, this company generates fund profit and
deposit the fund in the bank. Meanwhile, this company has the saving
sum amount of one hundred Million Great Britain
Pounds (GBPS100,000, 000) in the bank presently. Moreover, the company
has been saving this fund with the bank for many years ago until now.
Perhaps, at the end of our
last meeting in the office, the company had agreed and decided to
invest this fund in overseas.

But we are in search of a reliable individual/sector in overseas that
we shall recommend as a foreign business partner so that we can be
able to transfer the fund into his/her country of location. We want to
know if you are interested in this business, to enable you stand as
this company business partner to represent this company in your
country, so that the company will transfer this fund to you into your
country. As soon as you receive this fund in your country, you are
going to have 30% commission of the total fund which shall be your
compensation benefit from the total fund transferred to you from the
company account,

meanwhile, the remaining 70% shall be used to set up the investment in
your country. Perhaps, we would appreciate your kind effort to let us
know any kind of business that would be suitable to invest this fund
into in your country.Also note that, this investment shall be owned
between you and this company, as business ethic demands, this company
and you shall abide on joint agreement in business partnership which
shall states approve evidence to show that the investment empire that
is about to establish in your country shall be owned/belonged to the
company and also you henceforth. Please take note that,

after the establishment of the investment in your country, you shall
be receiving 20% commission allowance benefit at the end of every
month as our overseer?s business partner in representing the company
business/investment empire in your country. We would honor your kind
understanding towards this investment proposal and also welcoming your
reply at the company e-mail addresses below:
E-mail: [email protected]

Best Regards?
Maria Vecchio
The crude shell Oil & Gas Company United Kingdom

Spammer

  • Subject: This Message Only For An Interesting And seriously Business Person To The crude shell Oil & Gas Company United Kingdom
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

Dear Laura Lang,

We are contacting you base on investment opportunity. We would like to
use this moment to inform you about this available proposal that shall
benefit you and this
company largely at the end of the transaction. Our Company is the
United Kingdom OIL & GAS Company. We would also have to inform you
that at the end of every year, this company generates fund profit and
deposit the fund in the bank. Meanwhile, this company has the saving
sum amount of one hundred Million Great Britain
Pounds (GBPS100,000, 000) in the bank presently. Moreover, the company
has been saving this fund with the bank for many years ago until now.
Perhaps, at the end of our
last meeting in the office, the company had agreed and decided to
invest this fund in overseas.

But we are in search of a reliable individual/sector in overseas that
we shall recommend as a foreign business partner so that we can be
able to transfer the fund into his/her country of location. We want to
know if you are interested in this business, to enable you stand as
this company business partner to represent this company in your
country, so that the company will transfer this fund to you into your
country. As soon as you receive this fund in your country, you are
going to have 30% commission of the total fund which shall be your
compensation benefit from the total fund transferred to you from the
company account,

meanwhile, the remaining 70% shall be used to set up the investment in
your country. Perhaps, we would appreciate your kind effort to let us
know any kind of business that would be suitable to invest this fund
into in your country.Also note that, this investment shall be owned
between you and this company, as business ethic demands, this company
and you shall abide on joint agreement in business partnership which
shall states approve evidence to show that the investment empire that
is about to establish in your country shall be owned/belonged to the
company and also you henceforth. Please take note that,

after the establishment of the investment in your country, you shall
be receiving 20% commission allowance benefit at the end of every
month as our overseer?s business partner in representing the company
business/investment empire in your country. We would honor your kind
understanding towards this investment proposal and also welcoming your
reply at the company e-mail addresses below:
E-mail: [email protected]

Best Regards?
Maria Vecchio
The crude shell Oil & Gas Company United Kingdom

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Laura Lang,
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 8:06 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 2 a.m.

Attn;Laura Lang,

I am ambassador Tekeda Alemu from the United Nations and you can go through my website to read my biography online ( http:http://www.un.org/press/en/2011/bio4266.doc.htm).

I wish to write in respect to your mail. But if you still need more details after you have gon through my online do get back to me and i will give you.. Because all the needed documents to complete the delivery to your home is well intact with the package as soon as you have comply to receive the package from me as UN Ambassador.. .
Call me +15122533083 immediately you sent the money and I will deliver your fund to you within 24hrs.

Waiting for your urgent response accordingly.
YOURS SINCERELY,
AMBASSADOR Tekeda Alemu (UN)
WEBSITE: http://www.un.org/press/en/2011/bio4266.doc.htm
TEL; +15122533083

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 2:49 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

Can you give me your number so that we can talk on phone. because this is just a inheritance funds was approval for yours to receiver by the united nation's and i am the special UN Ambassador was appointed to deliver the package to your destination to be well successful delivery to you.its not marketing Dear sister .So i would like to talk to you by on phone. and if you needed any documents was goes together with the funds i will give it to you with all pleasure.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 1:51 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 5:44 a.m.

Attn; Laura Lang,
I am ambassador Tekeda Alemu from the United Nations and you can go through my website to read my biography online ( http:http://www.un.org/press/en/2011/bio4266.doc.htm).

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Payment Compensation Funds of $18.500,000.00. Approval
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 8:57 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang.
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 10:34 p.m.

Attn;Laura Lang.

I confirm the receipt of your email. As a Representative of Ethiopia to the United Nations.My location is in Ethiopia while i have an office in New York as United Nation's Foreign Minister Ambassador. The consignment was approval by the United Nation's to deliver to you due to your name and Email was selected on their list with among the peoples to compensate. While i am the special UN Ambassador was appointed out to handle the delivery well successfully to all beneficiaries destinations as i will be attending for the important meeting were going to be on hold in the United Nation's office with New USA President. while i would like to use that very opportunity to get your luggage delivery by me as soon as you have forwarded all your details information on where to deliver it to you.

I look forward to your update soon,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang.
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang. Please Send Your Number To Talk on Phone
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 4:18 p.m.

Attn;Laura Lang.

I confirm the receipt of your email. As a Representative of Ethiopia to the United Nations.My location is in Ethiopia while i have an office in New York as United Nation's Foreign Minister Ambassador. The consignment was approval by the United Nation's to deliver to you due to your name and Email was selected on their list with among the peoples to compensate. While i am the special UN Ambassador was appointed out to handle the delivery well successfully to all beneficiaries destinations as i will be attending for the important meeting were going to be on hold in the United Nation's office with New USA President. while i would like to use that very opportunity to get your luggage delivery by me as soon as you have forwarded all your details information on where to deliver it to you.

I look forward to your update soon,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang. Please Send Your Number To Talk on Phone
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 3:30 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 4:11 a.m.

Attn;Laura Lang ,

It depends on when you were less busy to talk to me then we can talk on phone to each other before i will take off for the meeting while we have to finalize everything on phone or email which you will be required to reconfirm your residence address for where to deliver the consignment payment funds in the box.To avoid wrong delivery. Therefore you should go ahead and send me your home address and telephone number for smooth delivery to you. I look forward to your update now. with your above information was required for the fast delivery to your doorsteps.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 9:22 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 2:28 p.m.

Attn Laura Lang.

How we can proceed is that they was an a documents that you will have to file and sign which will be sending to you by the authority of United Nation's. to your email. Its going to protect you and back up the whole funds inside the package box out of United States authority. Then it will help me to use my personalty as UN Ambassador to get the consignment box worth of $18.5M USD inside the box. delivery to your home without any problem as soon as you have follow my rules and regulation because i have all the qualification documents to secure the money along successful to your home. Because i have helps a lot of peoples to receive their wining payment funds. or Inheritance . contract payment , compensation and lottery payment funds smoothly Under UNICEF .

Then i want to know if you have a printer at your home or any where you would be able to use print out the documents that will be sending to you by your email and sign the documents and forward it back to us. Before i will be able to come with the package with full confident to your home. Because i would not like to spoil my images by the united states Government with huge amount. So We must follow accordingly to have all the documents that could protect the delivery and back the funds to avoid the United States authority seize the package and divert to US government Treasury account of Federation.once it's arrives down to your state airport.

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR UPDATE RIGHT AWAY FOR THIS EMAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 10:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 11:30 p.m.

Does it mean that you didn't understand my latter to your mail that get you sending me the same emails .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 2:38 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 5:41 a.m.

Give me your number so that i will call you and explain better to you on phone to understand me better , because i goes you didn't get me right since on our email conversation . or you can call me directly to my phone.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 5 p.m.

That will be so good and try to call this number and ask of UN Ambassador Tekeda Alemu UN. Then the phone will hand over to me.
Phone+15122533083

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

Send me your number to call you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 10:37 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 8, 2017, 11:29 p.m.

Are you a human being or answering machine ? because i do not understand you since.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn;Laura Lang ,
  • On: Feb. 9, 2017, 9:38 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Invitation: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE @ Friday, 17 November 2017
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 10:16 p.m.

NOV
17 "FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE"
When Friday, 17 November 2017 12:00 AM to 12:00 AM
(GMT-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)



Message Dear beneficiary, This is to inform you that after an official meeting held with the (IMF), United nations, the United state new President Donald Trump and FBI new director Christopher A. Wray concerning unpaid and unclaimed funds to foreign beneficiaries, just like you. I was very much annoyed when I found out that you have paid much money yet you never receive your funds. The United state government, FBI and IMF appointed me to make sure that you receive your genuine payment successful . I shall be coming to your city for an Official Meeting and I will be bringing your consignment box valued US$10.5M along with me through United States diplomatic mission to your city, and this time I will not go through customs because as United nations ambassador, I am also USA government agent and I have the Veto Power to go through customs and every security authorities. You are a very lucky person because I shall be bringing it myself now and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. Your package ($10.5M) must be registered as an ambassadorial package for me to defeat all odds and the cost of registering it is $155. The fee must be paid within 48hours via money gram, so that all necessary arrangement can be made before time will be against us. Send the fee via money gram money transfer: Receiver’s name:  GWENDOLYN RUSSELLLocation address  Bossier City, Louisiana USAPplease contact direct agentTel +1 (580) 498-5835Email [email protected] soon as you send the fee make sure you send me the payment information’s so that I can send my flight schedule to you. I expect you to comply so that the delivery can be completed this week. If you do not comply, then it will not be my fault if you do not receive your package.With best wishesYours trulyAmbassador Jerry Matthews MatjilaUNITED NATIONSTel +1 (580) 498-5835FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE

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  • Subject: Cancelled: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE @ Friday, 17 November 2017
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

NOV
17 "FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE" has been
cancelled
When Friday, 17 November 2017 12:00 AM to 12:00 AM
(GMT-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)



Message Dear beneficiary, This is to inform you that after an official meeting held with the (IMF), United nations, the United state new President Donald Trump and FBI new director Christopher A. Wray concerning unpaid and unclaimed funds to foreign beneficiaries, just like you. I was very much annoyed when I found out that you have paid much money yet you never receive your funds. The United state government, FBI and IMF appointed me to make sure that you receive your genuine payment successful . I shall be coming to your city for an Official Meeting and I will be bringing your consignment box valued US$10.5M along with me through United States diplomatic mission to your city, and this time I will not go through customs because as United nations ambassador, I am also USA government agent and I have the Veto Power to go through customs and every security authorities. You are a very lucky person because I shall be bringing it myself now and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. Your package ($10.5M) must be registered as an ambassadorial package for me to defeat all odds and the cost of registering it is $155. The fee must be paid within 48hours via money gram, so that all necessary arrangement can be made before time will be against us. Send the fee via money gram money transfer: Receiver’s name:  GWENDOLYN RUSSELLLocation address  Bossier City, Louisiana USAPplease contact direct agentTel +1 (580) 498-5835Email [email protected] soon as you send the fee make sure you send me the payment information’s so that I can send my flight schedule to you. I expect you to comply so that the delivery can be completed this week. If you do not comply, then it will not be my fault if you do not receive your package.With best wishesYours trulyAmbassador Jerry Matthews MatjilaUNITED NATIONSTel +1 (580) 498-5835FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE


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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Invitation: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE @ Friday, 17 November 2017
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE.
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 7:39 a.m.

Good morning laura thank you for your responds yes I have your consignment box with me right now waiting for the fee of $155.00 for the obtain of the certificate as matter of fact you should try as much as you can. So I can proceeds to  your home address immediately today waiting for your urgent response money gram or western union payment information

Receivers name Doris Morgan,
Country USA.
City Jacksonville,FL
Amount $155.00 dollars

Please note that the total amount is the sum of  $10.5million USD cash payment. Delivery will take place within 24hours and you will receive your packages thanks and my regard urgent attention needed.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE.
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 7:40 a.m.

Good morning thank you for your responds yes I have your consignment box with me right now waiting for the fee of $155.00 for the obtain of the certificate as matter of fact you should try as much as you can. So I can proceeds to  your home address immediately today waiting for your urgent response money gram or western union payment information

Receivers name Doris Morgan,
Country USA.
City Jacksonville,FL
Amount $155.00 dollars

Please note that the total amount is the sum of  $10.5million USD cash payment. Delivery will take place within 24hours and you will receive your packages thanks and my regard urgent attention needed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FROM UNITED NATIONS OF OFFICE URGENT MESSAGE.
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Laura Lang
CEO, MNesty, LLC