The colloquy of Mary Baker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Mary Baker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Need a Car Loan?
  • On: April 11, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Need a Car Loan?
  • On: April 11, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my great friend!
  • On: Aug. 13, 2017, 6:40 a.m.

Hello, I am glad to get in touch with you. However please pardon me inadvance in case I have disturbed or bothered you. The thing is I’m tiredof being by myself and want to go for Internet meeting! I really hope thatthis is going to be a new step in my life. I really do not know how tobegin. Well, I’m Anna. My life is interesting and rich in awesome events,but whatever it teaches me, I remain an optimist. I believe in mankind andthat fine individuals are always greater in their number than the badones.Maybe on the Internet there will be certainly good gentlemen. I cantell you I am a sunny, joyful, open-hearted person with strong moralvalues. I hope to hear from you.I’ll be really happy writing you.Sincerely Anyusya:)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my great friend!
  • On: Aug. 13, 2017, 12:16 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Need any assistance on web projects?
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

Hello There,

Hope your day is going well.

Would you be interested hiring a web developer/designer for your IT
projects. Are you looking for outside help?

Let me know your interest.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Need any assistance on web projects?
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 9:54 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great friend.
  • On: Aug. 30, 2017, 1:11 a.m.

Hey there my new friend! I am emailing this letter with trembling andexcitement. I spent much time looking for the true love, and at lastsearched out you and I am sure that you are my perfect man. I am in searchfor a lovely relationships and I hope that you also. I am a unmarried girl.The utmost importance thing in our life is to be love one person, and tofall in love with all your heart and at present I desire it. What do youwant to know about me? I will be epitomic. I am ready for dialogue and newdating. I am good to everyone and responsible, but sometimes to my regret Iam being staid and even stubborn in some things. Nevertheless I am surethat it will be interesting for you to talk with me, please answer. Ialmost forgot, My name is Katja. Kiss. I am waiting for your letters.Ekaterinchika,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great friend.
  • On: Aug. 30, 2017, 5:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my awesome friend
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

Salut dear man. I hope that my little letter will find you in good mood.Here is Marina. I am from in Russia. My 28. I'm a rather diffident girl atfirst. I open up a little more as I get to know someone. I do not know whatto write, I'm very excited, because I never used online for acquaintances.My lady friend has told that I can find the good and kind man in theInternet. I always wanted to get acquainted with the kind man not fromRussia. In Russia it is a lot of Drinking men. Men here do not respectgirls. I hope that my letter has interested you. Also I send my foto. Iwill write more about myself and I will send more picture if you reply.Marinoka

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based work
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 4:07 p.m.

Hello This is a one-time notification of a new position open for you. Ifyou are no longer searching for a vacancy, please ignore this e-mail.Travelcompany Gibas-Tour has an opening for a gifted individual. At ourBusiness, you will be accountable for managing invoices, records and otherfiscal documentation, processing orders, and maintaining customerrecords. Job Requirements:
- High school diploma or generaleducation degree (GED)
- Verbal/Written communication abilities
-Basic knowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Office programs
- Attention todetail with a high degree of precision
Benefits:
- Distant homebased Position
- Flexible work hours
- Part time and Full timeoptions
If you would like to work with us and would like to find outmore about the job,check the attached document for a thoroughdescription.Best regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my awesome friend
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 6:49 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my awesome friend.
  • On: Sept. 18, 2017, 8:48 p.m.

Aloha my awesome pen-friend! I would like to acquainted with you. I'm alonely girl, my name is Zhanna. I am 33 y.old. What age are you? If you'reyounger than me, you can no respond to my message. I want to search for myspecial someone. I'm searching for a decent man with sincere intentions,for new relationship. I live in the biggest country called Russia. Whatkind of staff do you live? I wanna meet partner in life and stay with himuntil the end of life. Our goals match? In this message i send you my foto,as well wait for your pictures. If you're not interested, please ignore mymail. I could understand you. If you're interested, we could continue ourdialog much more closely in our next messages. Zhannushka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my awesome friend.
  • On: Sept. 19, 2017, 4:43 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day!
  • On: Sept. 21, 2017, 11:19 a.m.

Good morning dear stranger. I hope that our meeting will be excitement. Myname is Marina, iam 41 years. I live in Syberia, in the heart of of big RU.I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love. But i wantto love and be loved. I want to change my life. I work as an booker agentin a travel agency. I already visited Turkey, Spain, Greece. I speakEnglish. At school it was required lessons. I don't think there will be anymisunderstanding between us. I'm waiting for your reply. Truly yours Marinok

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day!
  • On: Sept. 21, 2017, 7:09 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Quick Question for you?
  • On: Oct. 3, 2017, 7:12 a.m.

Hello There,

Hope your day is going well.

We deal in providing dedicated developers and designer to manage your web
projects. We primarily focus on Microsoft/Open source and Mobile
technologies.

What would be the best way to get 15 minutes on your calendar to explore if
this would be valuable to Company?

Let me know your interest.

Sincerely,

Jacelyn Joe

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Quick Question for you?
  • On: Oct. 3, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey hey my new mate,
  • On: Oct. 6, 2017, 3:50 p.m.

Hello. I am Alyonchik, my home is Russia Ural. I am lookin for, kind andgood cavalier. I feel that maybe we can create something. i want tocontinue our meet. If you looking for meet, answer me. I will transfer you.I hope you will write me. Alenushka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey hey my new mate,
  • On: Oct. 6, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my dear stranger
  • On: Oct. 14, 2017, 2:30 a.m.

Aloha my great mate. How are you? I'm Irena. I'm a lonely lady. I'm fortytwo y.o. I wish to create committed relations with good man. In thismessage I am sending my pic. If you are interesting and want to have finegirl for create committed relations you can message to me. I am waitingyour letter. Take care. Irinka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my dear stranger
  • On: Oct. 14, 2017, 4:31 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello man.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 6:13 a.m.

Good evening I'm Anastasia, RU citizen, work in the hospital. have Left onthis page your personal data hoping, that react man, which will beinteresting acquaintance with me. I'm want to meet you with an honest man,which has a feeling of humor and in this with who was able to would to findcommon interests. I easily find with others, but I need, with whom you I'dcould discuss all your joys and concerns. The, with of whom ourunderstanding of it would be perfect. realize that perfection is difficultreach, however you know that can just approach to him, and I happy. I 28. Ioptimistic and positive people, who happy to understand each person, ifonly he adequate and can agreement. All needed, we could be to clarifycorrespondence, finding common ground. Believe that having a commonlanguage to first and main a signal to, what we met is not accidental. Andthen we could be to continue communication, in which I told about yourselfmore. I'm want serious relationship intend to have a family favorite man,to have kids and be happy. I have have a skype and phone we are able totalk there. Anastasia,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello man.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great pen-friend!
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

Salut. My name is Daria. I have come across your account at a bridingresource, no wonder I made up my mind to write to you. I have lookedthrough so many resources of this kind that I confused all the titles Ihave seen online. If you are free to decide for yourself and you want totravel to the kingdom of delight and seduction, if you are ready to turnyour usual and colorless life into a real love story, go for it. Pleasesend me a letter as soon as possible. I would be happy to meet you inperson and get acquainted. I almost forgot to tell you I will visit yourcountry soon, it would be splendid to begin our correspondence right now.You could become my first friend in your country then… I am nuts on sex.We could send each other hot lines and exchange fotos, even absolutelyfrank and erotic ones. Cheeck out one of my photos. Soon you will receivemore of them and will use a chance to get closer to me. I am hoping youwill react to my cry for help and will not leave my message unattended. Iwill be waiting for your message. Have many enjoyable moments every singleday. Take care. Missing you, Darena,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, merciful
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 4 p.m.

Hey! I’m beautiful, well-shaped young lady, I like active leisure. I’m very neat and besides that I enjoy cooking. I waiting for to have reply from you. 10/17/2017

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my awesome friend!
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 7:14 p.m.

Hey there my great friend! Are you able to understand english lang? Ispeak just english. I am hoping you make out what I'm writing to you. Wouldyou please see this email. I am in a a search of a honest man, who willgive me happiness. I'm thirty three y.o. I'm not looking for amusement. I'mnot a young anymore, I would like a true relationship. I 'm trying to meetsomeone who will take me to a cinema, enjoy park, spend time together, orone day create a family. Never have I taken the first move, but I am tiredto be alone. I 'm trying to find someone who's older than thirty fivey.old. Hope you're the one who will bring me happiness. My name isElizaveta. I 'm living in Belarus. Tell me more about yourself. I'm hopingyou're interested and that my letter you will notice my letter. I'm sendingyou my image. I am expecting to have your foto too. Looking forward totalking more with you. Elizaveta,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great pen-friend!
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 9:03 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Part time vacancy
  • On: Oct. 25, 2017, 11:09 p.m.

Current opening: UX Researcher<br> Job time: Part-time<br> Only for people from the United States of America!<br> It's your chance to earn some extra cash with us. UX Researchers should act as a regular visitor using our clients’ websites, and inform back on various aspects of their experience. Strictly speaking, your main duty is to test online platforms and websites by visiting and completing simple actions on it.<br> Requirements: Responsible, Ability to meet deadlines, Honest, Passionate, PC with Internet access.<br> Advantages:<br> - Great compensation + extra,<br> - You can have any other work,<br> - Flexible working time.<br> If you are searching for a way to have some extra money, don’t hesitate to join our team!<br> Contact our HR Dept with Resume just now.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Part time vacancy
  • On: Oct. 26, 2017, 8:26 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello nearest
  • On: Oct. 28, 2017, 4:42 a.m.

Hello! What's shaking? I think that you forgot me but we chatted at a online personals site. I ’d like to continue our online chat. I’m a tall slim girl. I am waiting for your answer.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello nearest
  • On: Oct. 28, 2017, 6:10 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my new friend
  • On: Oct. 29, 2017, 2:25 p.m.

Greetings my stranger, Nice to meet you. You can call me Ekaterina. Howare you doing? I would like to chat with you. I very like you and I want toknow you much. Because I sure you nice guy. I attached my image. I am isthirty four years old. Ok I will not tell much, because maybe you are notinterested in me. But if you like me then answer me. One moment I know manyguys not serious online. So I interested in only free, serious and adequateman. I hope you too search only serious communication. I will wait for yourmail. Katuska,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Woha my new friend
  • On: Oct. 29, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Darling
  • On: Nov. 2, 2017, 3:09 a.m.

Good Day Darling, Fall is a charming time and I think that it is great fordating and love. I hope that you too, want a serious relationship, and ifyou're interested, I will be happy to know you better. I'm a very lonelygirl who is searching my the other half, i want to change my life with aperson I love. I want to tell you a little bit of information about myself.I never had kids and was never married. I am into a healthy lifestyle. iwant to change my boring life and give my heart away to a serious lovingman. I am sure that together, a excellent future is waiting for us and wewill be a great couple for each other. This is my own email addressand youcan write me here directly, i will wait with impatience, Bye Bye, your newfriend, Julija.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Darling
  • On: Nov. 2, 2017, 10:31 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, my precious
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

Good day Honey!

My name is Zhenya, and I will be extremely happy to make acquaintance with you.
I am from Russia and I'm 35 years old.

You can look at photos with me.
I would like to learn more about each other.
Did you enjoy pictures with me.

That being so, than write me a letter.
What country do you live in?
How old are you?
What is your job?

I would be glad to find out more information about you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, my precious
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ID #2936
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 10:59 p.m.

I just joined the Libertysystem.
Let me explain&#8230;
No, I&#8217;m not yet a millionaire.

But
I made a solid $13,921.96 by using this brand-new system.
And that was only within 24 hours.

You heard that right:
By this time tomorrow, you, too, could have
over $13,000 in your checking account.

Get started now with this all-new Libertysystem.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ID #2936
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 1:03 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ID 9112
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 8:20 a.m.

I just joined the Libertysystem.
Let me explain&#8230;
No, I&#8217;m not yet a millionaire.

But
I made a solid $13,691.12 by using this brand-new system.
And that was only within 24 hours.

You heard that right:
By this time tomorrow, you, too, could have
over $13,000 in your checking account.

Get started now with this all-new Libertysystem.

Spammer

  • Subject: hi family member
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

Good day Cutey!

You can call me Zhmenya, and I will be very glad to acquainted with you.
I live in Russia and I'm 35 years old.

You can review my pictures.
I would like to learn more about each other.
Did you like me.

If so, than write to me back.
Where do you live?
How old are you?
What do you do?

Love to know more about you.

My email: [email protected]

You new more information,
Zhesha

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ID 9112
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 1:05 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Welcome to our company
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 1:22 p.m.

Good day!

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in online services in the matter of business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in yours region.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives' regular staff.

Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1500 up to $7000 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our web page.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department

Spammer

  • Subject: New vacancies in our company
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 6:35 p.m.

Good day!

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in online services in the matter of business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in yours region.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives' regular staff.

Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1500 up to $7000 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our web page.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my great friend
  • On: Nov. 26, 2017, 10:04 p.m.

Hello my dear pen-friend, Im Sofia twenty eight. I add u and would like toknow more about you. I for the 1st time try to meet friend in such way & Idont know what to tell right now. I want to find a strong man forrelations, someone older than me. Relations is not a joke for me, I neverplay games. I hope that you are serious too. We can be away from eachother, but I hope its not a problem? Do not answer me if you onrelationship or letter was reached to you by mistake. If u like me too, Iwould be happy to have your letter. Sofiyusha.