The colloquy of Melissa Mays

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Melissa Mays and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Information yeshspik
  • On: April 5, 2019, 1:13 p.m.

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Sо​ еvе​rу​thing that's go​ing o​n in y​o​ur sy​ste​m is nо​w monitorеd a​nd reсorded bу​ me, the shit у​о​u wаtсhе​d and y​о​ur funny а​ss fа​ce​ у​о​u ma​kе whilе​ bе​ating dа​ fuck o​ut of that me​а​t. Nоt tо​ me​ntiо​ns all у​our filеs, cоntaсts, pаsswo​rds е​tc.
And I will still gе​t yo​ur new pa​ss, еve​n if yо​u're go​nnа​ сhаngе​ it, isn't thаt a​ma​zing? I'm so fuсking proud of mу​self.

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Yо​u а​re асtua​lly wе​lсomе tо​ wа​ste​ y​оur prе​ciо​us time (y​o​u о​nly gо​t 48 hrs btw) y​o​u ha​ve​ le​ft аnd sее​k fo​r help frо​m, le​t's sa​y a​utho​ritie​s, dеstrо​y your co​mputer, fo​rmаt disk оr whаtе​ver, bе​g me​ o​r е​ve​n blo​w mе, kinda a bаd idеa a​s I wo​n't get а mеssage​ from у​о​u.
Sо​ а​ll о​f thesе​ аre use​lеss. The o​nlу right wау​ tо​ solvе this shit о​ut with mе​ is to​ pа​y a​ fair price​ fо​r o​ur littlе​ sе​сret.
And do​n’t be​ mаd аt mе​ brо, еvе​rу​o​nе​ hа​s the​ir о​wn wo​rk. Now le​t's сut it to thе deаl.

Siх hundre​d do​llars dude​, I'll le​a​ve уоur а​ss a​lo​ne​ а​nd de​le​tе а​ll the​ shit, but уо​u gоnna hаve​ tо ma​kе​ the​ pауme​nt bу​ Bit​cо​in (if у​ou dо​ nо​t knо​w this, just go​oglе "hоw to​ buy​ Bit​сo​in" or wha​tе​vе​r).

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I'm actuallу​ a​ prеtty funnу a​nd nice​ dude, а​s yo​u've alrеadу​ nоticed, but hеrе is whe​rе а​ll thе​ fun ends.
You hа​ve​ 48 hours tо​ mа​ke​ thе​ pa​у​mе​nt . (I have​ a​ fа​ce​bоо​k pixe​l in this mаil thаt stаrts tra​сking frо​m the​ mо​me​nt уоu o​pе​n this le​tte​r).
I lo​ve​ fаcе​bоо​k) (Eve​rything tha​t is usеd by authоritie​s саn he​lp us а​s wе​ll)
But, if I dо nоt get my​ pay​, I will spre​ad the​ shit о​ut o​f tha​t Osсa​r-no​minа​ted moviе to​ all оf уо​ur соntacts inсluding re​lа​tivеs, co​wоrkе​rs, a​nd sо о​n.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Information yeshspik
  • On: April 5, 2019, 1:13 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Apps Development?
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 4:31 p.m.

Hi,
Would you be interested in building your Apps? We are a
professional app development company,
We build all kinds of Apps for verticals like:-
 
Dating Apps, Education Apps, Events Apps, Finance Apps, Food
Delivery Apps, Health Fitness Apps, Logistics Apps 8. M-Commerce Apps, Taxi
Apps, Travel Apps
 
If you are interested in our service, please revert with
your contact details or Skype Id for further communication
Thanks,
Heather Porter  

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Apps Development?
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 8:48 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: Feb. 19, 2021, 6:10 p.m.

Hello, “[email protected]
 
Are you looking new website? Or redesign your website in new
look and feel.
 
We develop SEO & mobile friendly website with reasonable
costing and also provide 1 month free maintenance.
 
Share reference website for new website quote and share current
website which you are looking redesign.
 
We will review and come back with great offer.
 
Thanks,
Ray

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: Feb. 20, 2021, 5:49 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: Feb. 22, 2021, 3:39 p.m.

Hi Melissa,

We are not resemble from https://photricity.com

We are from www.websmartrankings.com

We can help you to develop new website as well as we can redesign current w=
ebsite.

Below are websites which developed by us.

http://www.savvyhrms.com/
https://www.thehijabistylist.com/
https://gophxsolar.com/
http://qualitysitter.com/
https://nationaldental.webflow.io/
https://clearwateraesthetics.com/
https://www.klariot.com/
https://marketsbloom.com/
https://thelocalmall.in/
http://glamrrealindia.com/

So if you are looking any kind of work we can help you.

Please share your WhatsApp number and we can discuss about it.

WhatsApp +91 8874934394

Thanks,

Ray

-----Original Message-----
From: Melissa Mays [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2021 11:20 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: New website or redesign let's get best quote...

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your=
main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photrici=
ty.com/flw/ajax/?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 19/02/2021 18:10 PM, wrote:
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> Are you looking new website? Or redesign your website in new
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> We develop SEO & mobile friendly website with reasonable
> costing and also provide 1 month free maintenance.
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> Share reference website for new website quote and share current
> website which you are looking redesign.
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> We will review and come back with great offer.
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> Thanks,
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> Virus-free. www.avast.com
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Spammer

  • Subject: RE: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: March 1, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

Hi,
Sorry, I am sending my mail second
time, because I have not received any mail for your side, please let me know
that are you Interested our services if yes so, please share your requirement?
Regards,
Ray
 

From: Ray
[mailto:[email protected]]

Sent: Friday, February 19, 2021 11:40 PM

To: '[email protected]'

Subject: New website or redesign let's get best quote...

 
Hello, “[email protected]
 
Are you looking new website? Or redesign your website in new
look and feel.
 
We develop SEO & mobile friendly website with reasonable
costing and also provide 1 month free maintenance.
 
Share reference website for new website quote and share current
website which you are looking redesign.
 
We will review and come back with great offer.
 
Thanks,
Ray

Virus-free. www.avast.com


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: March 1, 2021, 5:27 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: FW: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: March 2, 2021, 8:39 a.m.

Hi Melissa,

We are not resemble from https://photricity.com

We are from www.websmartrankings.com

We can help you to develop new website as well as we can redesign current website.

Below are websites which developed by us.

http://www.savvyhrms.com/

https://www.thehijabistylist.com/

https://gophxsolar.com/

http://qualitysitter.com/

https://nationaldental.webflow.io/

https://clearwateraesthetics.com/

https://www.klariot.com/

https://marketsbloom.com/

https://thelocalmall.in/

http://glamrrealindia.com/

So if you are looking any kind of work we can help you.

Please share your WhatsApp number and we can discuss about it.

WhatsApp +91 8874934394

Thanks,

Ray

-----Original Message-----

From: Melissa Mays [mailto:[email protected]]

Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2021 11:20 AM

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: New website or redesign let's get best quote...

Hello,

That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Melissa Mays

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 19/02/2021 18:10 PM,  wrote:

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> Hello, “[email protected]

> Are you looking new website? Or redesign your website in new

> look and feel.

> We develop SEO & mobile friendly website with reasonable

> costing and also provide 1 month free maintenance.

> Share reference website for new website quote and share current

> website which you are looking redesign.

> We will review and come back with great offer.

> Thanks,

> Ray

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> Virus-free. www.avast.com

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW: New website or redesign let's get best quote...
  • On: March 2, 2021, 8:29 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Cauthey Hill
  • On: March 4, 2021, 7:20 p.m.


Hello,
Would you be interested in building your Apps/Website? We
are a professional web design company.
We build all kinds of Apps and websites for verticals like:-
• Mobile Apps (IPhone / iPad, Android)• Joomla Websites
• Word press Websites • Magento Websites • Shopify Websites
• Drupal Website
• E-Commerce Solutions
If you want to know the price/cost and examples of our
website design project, please share your requirements.
Thanks & regard,
Cauthey Hill  

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cauthey Hill
  • On: March 4, 2021, 9:23 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: (Google First Page Ranking) Agency?
  • On: March 5, 2021, 9:57 a.m.

Hello,
 
We’re
An IT Company with a passion for stunning design and impressing you with our
personalized service.
 
Our Web Services Includes:-
(A) SEO (Google First Page Ranking) (PHP) (SMO) End (PPC) etc.
(B) Custom App Development (iPhone, Android, Windows, Games
Apps….etc.)
(C) Website Design & Development
 
Note: We currently have some special and discount offers.
 
Do you interest?
So I can provide you our SEO package and new website apps at a reasonable price
with good quality,
 
I
look forward to it please let me know?
 
Thanks,
Regards,
Luiss ,
Business
Development Manager

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: (Google First Page Ranking) Agency?
  • On: March 5, 2021, 2 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Cauthey Hill
  • On: March 7, 2021, 6:01 p.m.


Hello,
We are waiting for your response, please share your requirement details 
Thanks,Cauthey Hill  

On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 at 00:50, cauthey hill <[email protected]> wrote:

Hello,
Would you be interested in building your Apps/Website? We
are a professional web design company.
We build all kinds of Apps and websites for verticals like:-
• Mobile Apps (IPhone / iPad, Android)• Joomla Websites
• Word press Websites • Magento Websites • Shopify Websites
• Drupal Website
• E-Commerce Solutions
If you want to know the price/cost and examples of our
website design project, please share your requirements.
Thanks & regard,
Cauthey Hill  

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cauthey Hill
  • On: March 7, 2021, 8:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Melissa Mays
CEO, MNesty, LLC