The colloquy of Eric Butler

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Eric Butler and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Please Sir come to my rescue
  • On: Oct. 15, 2017, 2:53 p.m.

Dear Sir

Sir,

My name is Linda Narki, I am contacting you for something i would like
us to do together.
I was married to a wealthy Gold Miner who gave me all i wanted when he
was alive but his family never liked me because they thought i married
their son because of his wealth. He loved me to the point of making me
the beneficiary of the 55Kg of gold he deposited with a certain Bank
here in Ghana. It happened that he engaged in excessive drinking and
smoking which made him sick and he died as a result of kidney failure.
His family collected all he left behind and drove me out with my little
baby saying that i should take the baby to his Father that they knew
their son wasn't the Father of the baby. I had to take them to Court in
order to fight for my right and to get some things back to enable me
take care of my Child but they went behind to bribe the Judge who ruled
in their favor and i was pushed away and left with nothing.
Now the only thing left for me and my Child is the 55Kg of gold he
deposited with the UBA Bank for safe keeping of which am the
beneficiary. I have plans of selling the gold so i can raise some money
but the Bank demands for a death Certificate and Power of Attorney
before they can release the gold to me. I do not have the money to get
the above mentioned documents in order to retrieve the gold from the
Bank thus am contacting you to know if you can please work with me in
the retrieval and selling of the gold.
I heard gold is very expensive and the 55Kg will be a lot of money when
sold. I am just 25 years and do not know what to do with all that money.
All i need is a portion to take care of my Child and start a good
business. I am willing to share with you the total value of the gold and
also donate to those who need it out there. Kindly get back to me as
soon as possible if you are willing to work with me so i can give you
more details.
Sincerely,
Linda Narki

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please Sir come to my rescue
  • On: Oct. 15, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I await your mail
  • On: Oct. 15, 2017, 8:01 p.m.

Dear Sir,

Like I told you,the only thing left for me and my Child is the 55Kg of gold being held with the UBA Bank for safe keeping of which am the beneficiary. I have plans of selling the gold so i can raise some money but the Bank demands for a death Certificate demurrage and Power of Attorney before they can release the gold to me.

I do not have the money to get the above mentioned documents in order to retrieve the gold from the Bank,if you can please work with me in the making the claim and selling of the gold.

Can you come to Ghana to oversee things by yourself and assist me provide the certified document to make the claim from UBA Bank and some of the gold will be sold ,and from the cash raised,it will be enough for me and my child. And you will help me and my child to come over to your country to continue our lives.

If we can make the claim,we will have enough money for our life.

I heard gold is very expensive and the 55Kg will be a lot of money when  sold. I am just 25 years and do not know what to do with all that money. All i need is a portion to take care of my Child and start a new life. I am willing to share with you the total value of the gold and also donate to those who need it out there.  
Regards,
Linda Narki
For now, I will prefer us communicating with email which I will let you know as we goes on but let me have your cell phone

Attached is my ID and I  will forward some documents as we goes on

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I await your mail
  • On: Oct. 16, 2017, 4:11 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Did you receive my mail?
  • On: Oct. 16, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

Sir,

Did you receive my mail?

Please reply my message to enable me know my fate.I need to hear from you.
Sincerely,

Linda

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Did you receive my mail?
  • On: Oct. 16, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please help me and claim my Gold from the bank
  • On: Oct. 18, 2017, 12:49 a.m.

Dear Sir,

Like I told you,the only thing left for me and my Child is the 55Kg of gold being held with the UBA Bank for safe keeping of which am the beneficiary. I have plans of selling the gold so i can raise some money but the Bank demands for a death Certificate and Power of Attorney and some demurrage charges before they can release the gold to me.

I do not have the money to get the above mentioned documents in order to retrieve the gold from the Bank,if you can please
work with in the retrieval and selling of the gold.

Also,Can you come to Ghana and oversee things by yourself and assist me provide the certified document to make the claim from UBA Bank.If we can make the claim,we will have enough money for my life and my child.

All i need is a portion to take care of my Child and start a new life. I am willing to share with you the total value of the gold and also donate to those who need it out there.

 
Regards,
Linda Narki

I will send to you my photo and one of the document for the claim and you can forward your  phone to me

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please help me and claim my Gold from the bank
  • On: Oct. 18, 2017, 1:05 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Did you receive my mail?
  • On: Oct. 19, 2017, 4:50 a.m.

Dear Sir,
Pleae I appeal to you to look unto my plea to enable me know my fate.sincerely,
Linda

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Did you receive my mail?
  • On: Oct. 19, 2017, 4:03 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: please help me
  • On: Oct. 19, 2017, 4:15 p.m.

Dear Sir,

I do not have anything else,next step is to meet the bank and sort it out so that they will release my Gold.

Will you come to Ghana to help me for the claim,because I need to make the claim otherwise they will deceive me.

How are you coming to assist me. My lawyer might like to speak with you,kindly send your phone number to me.

Linda

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 1:45 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 4:51 a.m.

Sir,
Let me have your phone number so that you will speak with my pastor,am getting confused.out of tight schedule,give little time to attend to my person,I am begging you..
Linda

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 7:07 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

Dear Eric Butler

I will need 2600 dollars to sort this from the bank,and soon as am through, you will guid on what to do.

Linda

Spammer

  • Subject: My passionate plea to you
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 12:56 p.m.

Good day Sir and happy Friday,

I told my Pastor about you and he said he would like to speak with you at least to say a word of "Thank you" for your help in this matter.
Sir please i will also want to relocate to USA with my son as soon as i get this gold out from the bank but i have no idea about the whole processes how to get a home over there and residential permit, I will honor and be loyal all my life to you the moment I am through from all these slavery,and my mind is telling me that you will not disappoint me.

If I may ask, will it be possible for you to assist me get a new home in US,and also what of resident permit for me and my only son to leave without embarrassment? all these are among the things that troubled me,please my dear,always be with me and my little son and help to advice where it is necessary.

I will wait until I hear from you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 7:16 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 8:15 p.m.

I don,t understand,please clearify me.
Linda

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: please help me
  • On: Oct. 20, 2017, 8:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eric Butler
CEO, MNesty, LLC