The colloquy of Brandon Miller

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brandon Miller and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Home based job
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 7:51 p.m.

Greetings candidate. We are happy to notify that you have successfullypassed the opening selection amid the candidates on Polar-Tour has examinedyou and wish to offer you a position with our firm as the Tour Manager. Westrongly believe that your knowledge, skills and experience will be anadvantage to our firm. We have been gladly providing individualised voyagesolutions to our private and corporate patrons for over a decade. Ourdevoted team of managers and consultants ensures that each patron receivespeak satisfaction. Job Title: Tour Manager Firm: Polar-Tour Salary: $4000per month Your base duty as a Tour Manager will involve provision of travelassistance to our American clients traveling to Europe. If you areinterested in this offer, please respond and send your contact informationas an aproval to our function: First Name: Last Name: City: State: CellPhone:. Regards.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home based job
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 10:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 19, 2017, 7:58 p.m.

Dear Brandon,

Thank you for your interest in our pressure indicating sensor films. I will
need to confirm three pieces of information in order to send out the sample
to you:

1. Please confirm your application.
2. What is the PSI range at the contact surface you will be testing on?
(Please keep in mind that the free samples are 3"x3" but we do have larger
sections for sale).
3. What is your mailing address? (we usually ship samples via US mail but
could ship samples via Fedex or UPS if you provide your account number).

Looking forward to your response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 3:40 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 2:10 p.m.

May I ask what you do and where you are located?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

Call me today.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 21, 2017, 4:49 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 21, 2017, 6:28 a.m.

www.sensorprod.com

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can_I_Send_You_a_No_Cost_Tactile_Pressure_Indicating_Sensor_Film_Sample
  • On: Jan. 21, 2017, 7:28 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

Dear Brandon,

I wanted to follow up on your recent pressure film inquiry. I see that you
are interested in speaking to someone. You can either call myself or my
colleague Vadim, who is your main contact person at 973-428-8985. We would
be happy to assist.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

Sure, you can call me at any time today. I'll be here until 5:30pm eastern time.

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

Brandon, you can call me at 973-884-1755 extension 5003

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 8:15 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

Brandon, first I need to know what you are looking for? What your company does and what application you are looking to work with? We have numerous products to offer, but I need to know what you are looking for first.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Your Interest In Our Pressure Film
  • On: Jan. 24, 2017, 7:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Topaq Pressure Film Analysis System
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

Brandon,

I wanted to follow up with you in regards to your inquiry about our pressure
indicating sensor film. This film can be analyzed with a simple color chart
or analyzed with our advanced optical Topaq pressure film analysis system.

Here are some Topaq pressure film analysis options below:

1. You can send the images back to us for the analysis for a per image
fee.
2. You can lease the Topaq system with 100% of the lease price applied
towards the purchase of the system in 2017.
3. You can purchase the Topaq system (great rebate available before
years end).

Please contact me directly to order any more pressure film or discuss the
proper analysis option for your application.

<http://www.sensorprod.com/topaq.php?mcode=tqs0412>
TopaqR Advanced Pressure Analysis System

Now you can determine exactly how force is disbursed across two mating or
contacting surfaces in any process or assembly.

The TopaqR Advanced Pressure Analysis System displays pressure magnitude and
distribution in easy-to-interpret statistical and visual formats. Used in
conjunction with
pressure indicating film, Topaq enables the user to detect pressure
inconsistencies
through fine details heretofore impossible to view.

TopaqR is available for lease or purchase.

<mailto:[email protected]?subject=Demo%20Request%20-%20tqs0412>

Sensor Products Inc., USA - Vadim Shalyt Tel: 1(973) 428-8985 -
[email protected]

<mailto:[email protected]?subject=Unsubscribe%20%20tqs0412>

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert
Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Topaq Pressure Film Analysis System
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brandon Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC