The colloquy of Amy Caldwell

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Amy Caldwell and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI).
  • On: Feb. 7, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

Federal Bureau
of Investigation
Field Intelligence
Groups J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20535, USA

Attention: Beneficiary,

We sincerely apologize for sending you this sensitive information via
e-mail instead of certified mail, post-mail, phone or face to face
conversation. It's due to the urgency and importance of the security
information of our citizens. I am David Lance Bowdich the Deputy Director
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and Field Intelligence Groups
(FIGs).

We intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York. The boxes
were scanned and they contained large sums of money ($4.1 million), also
some backup documents that bear your name as the Beneficiary / Receiver. An
investigation was carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes
into the United States and he stated that he was to deliver the funds to
your residence as an overdue payment owed to you by a foreign country.

After cross-checking all legal documents in the boxes, we found out that
your consignment was lacking an important document and we can't release the
boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, we have no other option
than to confiscate your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting
requirements on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received
in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC ยง1956,
18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of
the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money
laundering and currency violations under the jurisdiction of IRS, your
consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS
and IRC, you're requested to reply back immediately for direction on how to
procure the fund ownership certificate to avoid being charged for evading
the law, which is punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a
court of law for money laundering, you are instructed to desist from
further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in any part of the world
regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the
Federal Bureau of Investigation here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
David Lance Bowdich
Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI).
  • On: Feb. 7, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Man to shot me naked is in need
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:10 p.m.

Hey man, Im NoraI love to go outdoors not putting on bikini and I looking for a boyfriendwho can make photos of me when I try on some underwear.I was unable to find any pal at my place thats why I prefer to find a partner from a bid city.Its not a problem for me to visit you and you and I go outdoors to make thrilling nude videos.You can take a look at a few of my hidden photos here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m8z2__rqUG8xD8wajizoNYRTKBMo7ufj/view?usp=sharingSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Man to shot me naked is in need
  • On: March 19, 2019, 10:31 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ask a good partner for casual relationship
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:14 p.m.

Hi, My name is Leah.I am OK now but feel too lonely becauseIve been out of any man for eight monthsand dont want any complications now.I only looking a casual partner.If youre dare enough to meet with an unknown lady, pure blonde and unmarriedyou can see my page. I put my recent pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CzmF2DTO1Kb9jQPFWRH8GZQDryajifO2See you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ask a good partner for casual relationship
  • On: March 20, 2019, 12:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bold? We could have a date soon
  • On: March 20, 2019, 2:44 p.m.

Hello, My name is Julia. I am 21!My passion is billiards and dancing.Now I am friendless and looking for casual love.I hate long and boring conversations.Lets meet and spend a night together.You can look at my strip photos here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Fcz_rDLHzu8ssdP7wlQoEsjZD2eC0MZ7Yours faithfully!

Spammer

  • Subject: Your sister sent me your details to date
  • On: March 20, 2019, 9:04 p.m.

Hello,I am Caroline, Im 29.My mom supposes that Im a good-looking from head to toe,so Im free to get some fun in bed with men.You can be my lover.Check a few of my photographs and join me here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1C0BqZG5LxxlWSFI4Ds6KpwmBwmcdBtBg/view?usp=sharingSee you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bold? We could have a date soon
  • On: March 21, 2019, 2:20 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I choose casual blind dates and meet new people
  • On: March 21, 2019, 7:03 p.m.

Yeah, My name is Jocelyn.I watch a lot about blind dates but never participated.I decided to do it myself and go out with man occasionally.Why not? In case you are not too captious, we can try to meet at my flatand have some crazy joy together.Look at a lot of my provocative pics and contact me here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1XfWo7fqjkHDJ8IKyyKkcMABLZXiRT3ueSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I choose casual blind dates and meet new people
  • On: March 21, 2019, 9:08 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: liagibA gnivarc si >50nys< reh teem ot
  • On: March 22, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: liagibA gnivarc si >50nys< reh teem ot
  • On: March 23, 2019, 6:10 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I am seeking some experiment with a crazy lover
  • On: March 23, 2019, 5:59 p.m.

How are things, Im Megan. I have just turned 19.My mom believes that meeting in a bar is an awful scheme.So I have a desire to meet a boyfriend online.Look at my videos on my account https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ICLLG2_WAVo1eukS34lLQx4-TfjY8-HG/view?usp=sharingWe can enjoy our time together any time.Regards!

Spammer

  • Subject: I will allow strange things to man at his place
  • On: March 23, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

Hi, my name is Jessica and I am 28.It has passed a week since I had a night together with a mate.It was a casual sex with a mate Id found on the web.Now I wish to do it again.Check a lot of my topless selfies and find me on my acc https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Vp9X8Yzf-A9_6oUfUKborW_yeu8xHPSh/view?usp=sharingYour sweet!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I am seeking some experiment with a crazy lover
  • On: March 24, 2019, 5:54 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could we meet in my home
  • On: March 24, 2019, 4:58 p.m.

Hello,Im Ava, Im nineteen. I want to ask you a personal question.My own physician gives me a hint to have some fun with other matejust to strengthen relationships with my sweetheart.So I am seeking for a pal who agrees to jump into bed with me.Will we have a date at first?Here is my contact and my naughty pics https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uQF1erdB22lzbhsRrButeq5bXSFQ1tAw/view?usp=sharingRegards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could we meet in my home
  • On: March 24, 2019, 5:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Enjoy your free time feeling my exceptional tenderness
  • On: March 24, 2019, 7:18 p.m.

Hey, Im Haley.I dont know if its a mistake or not.Anyway one of my lad sent me your contacts.He told me that you had a desire to meet a beautiful girl with no strings attached.In case its true,you could check my page here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1XQP-qMub2hnT65FtbgLa1UCrCwfaMWNi and leave me a message.Im free now and we can enjoy some great time together.See you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Enjoy your free time feeling my exceptional tenderness
  • On: March 25, 2019, 4:46 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ive just tried play with two mates at once :)
  • On: March 25, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

Ow,I am Claire! I spent an awesome week together with two mates,we humped every evening and the locals seemed to check them as well!Ive recently added a few splendid videos to my acc and desperate for high feedback and many likes from you.Now I am searching for a new short romance.You can have a look at my private video and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1adcpdYDL6FwSBZK7S_3kYrRhBWoevrsp/view?usp=sharingSee you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ive just tried play with two mates at once :)
  • On: March 26, 2019, 2:34 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Give me a chance to satisfy your dreams
  • On: March 26, 2019, 6:59 p.m.

How are things,Im Victoria, Im twenty one.Many times we watched some incredible action between man and woman on tv.But why dont we test it the same ourselfs?If you need to have a union with pretty girlsee my thrilling photos and join me on my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=100GC1OY2OqufBsiL8GN69nq8RmiBhDJfBest regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Give me a chance to satisfy your dreams
  • On: March 27, 2019, 4:40 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I welcome you
  • On: March 27, 2019, 6:48 p.m.

Hello there, My name is Elmira.Totally do not know how to begin therefore bear along with me please.I live in Russian federation & now Im 30 years.I have never been wedded and I have no kids.Im a laid back, fun-loving young woman, always like to express joy.But I am rather intelligent, good and very home driven.I enjoy to read scientific articles much, swim, outdoor, prepare food, travel around,make interior design for my personal home.I m a woman, with a good beliefs, a girl that has a good charm and genuine heart.now I am on the lookout for a sincere romantic relationship, the permanent bond that triggers a marriage.Your age is not really important for me, individuality is really what is important.Ask me if you want to know more about me I also want to know about you and your life.Here is my email [email protected] truly, Elmira

Spammer

  • Subject: Personal lovemaking with me
  • On: March 27, 2019, 10:05 p.m.

Hey there,Im Jada, I am nineteen.At the weekend I had thrilling romance that went on a week.Riht now Im searching for another man.I need to have a systematic mating in order to keep fit,personal trainer says.I dont need to have long relationships - just a quick love act.Watch a lot of my pictures and join me on my acc https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NtBQpmAjhe98t8m9R2O6eYz_KAanw6NS/view?usp=sharingSincerely!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I welcome you
  • On: March 27, 2019, 11:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lets become more than friends
  • On: March 28, 2019, 9:15 p.m.

Hey,My name is Amelia, Im twenty.I have a a little pastime to go out with new lover every month.I give a chance to everybody.You just need to be a male, no trans or lesbi, under 65, not rude and a bit daring.You could look at my playful selfies and contact on my account https://drive.google.com/file/d/1k2VI4aiKs9PmXLoqUomc8XCfY2ZkM9SN/view?usp=sharingRegards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lets become more than friends
  • On: March 28, 2019, 10:51 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Enjoy my awesome striped micro jams
  • On: March 29, 2019, 10:41 p.m.

Hey,I have displayed my green micro strings near the pool of the hotel and especially to the DJ.Wow, he was amazed. I adore mini swimsuits so much.Because of it my bottom looks so beautiful, right?I couldnt resist sending these videos and pictures at my profile here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1emxidwHgi9pM-94E_Ucj36nZSZ7NhbCq/view?usp=sharingwhile I was there.See you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Enjoy my awesome striped micro jams
  • On: March 30, 2019, 10:40 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: March 30, 2019, 8:57 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: March 30, 2019, 9:25 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: April 1, 2019, 9:23 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: April 2, 2019, 7:13 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Amy Caldwell
CEO, MNesty, LLC