The colloquy of Richard Jordan

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Richard Jordan and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Exceptional help
  • On: June 9, 2017, 3:11 p.m.

Dear Dr.,

Good morning..Wishing you a very pleasant day..!

Well, I am delighted to say that, till now International Journal of Biosensors & Bioelectronics have successfully proved its best in carrying 166+ articles in it's hand only with the massive support of distinguished people like you. Moreover we are in need of one article to accomplish this issue. In fact my desire is to fulfil the issue with your article. So will you please help us by submitting a 2 Page Opinion/Mini-Review for publication towards IJBSBE. Your prompt submission will help me to release issue by the June 16th.

Indeed I am requesting some renowned people like you to support us by submitting your articles to release the issue successfully, where your presence of article will increase the visibility for our Journal. We will be glad to publish your article in this issue.

Kindly acknowledge this email within 24hours.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Exceptional help
  • On: June 9, 2017, 3:11 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Exceptional help
  • On: June 12, 2017, 11:38 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Thank you for your amiable response.

We are glad with your interest towards our Journal. In fact articles from eminent people like you increase the visibility of our Journal a lot.

As per your email, I request you to go through the below link to know more about our Journal

http://medcraveonline.com/IJBSBE/

I hope you understand us and please email us if any other information required to submit your article.

Look forward to hear from you soon.

Await your prompt response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Exceptional help
  • On: June 12, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Acknowledgement: IJBSBE
  • On: June 16, 2017, 11:39 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

I hope everything is fine with you.

Well as per our earlier email, we have not received any response from you till know, so we request you to kindly let me know your feasibility to submit your manuscript towards our Journal.

Kindly acknowledge this email within 24 hours.

Look forward to hear from you soon.

Await your prompt response.

Spammer

  • Subject: Thankful Contribution
  • On: July 19, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Hope this email finds you well.

A quick note to recall you about submission of your valued work towards
IJBSBE.

Even though, we executed our issue releases with the prominent articles, we
are lagging your eminent contribution for our Journal. In fact we have been
waiting to publicize your manuscript to our readers with the July issue, so
your truly support in desired time frame will shine our Journal with quality
publications to stand up within this competitive Open Access world.

Thank you for your patience and hope my email would arise you for
contributing the article and wish we will be able to receive your article
without delay.

We expect a quick response from you in this matter.

Spammer

  • Subject: Positive response
  • On: Aug. 30, 2017, 11:15 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

I hope you are having good time.

At first, accept my sincere apologies if we are troubling you.

Doctor I regret to inform that we are unable to release our upcoming issue due to the lack of one article. Moreover I have only 24hours to place the article so I humbly request you to submit your eminent research work and support us to releasing the issue successfully.

Kindly respond this email within 12 hours.

Hope you understand my concern and I expect a quick response from you in this matter.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Positive response
  • On: Aug. 30, 2017, 11:19 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Help us with your precious contribution
  • On: Sept. 26, 2017, 6:11 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

I hope this note finds you good.

Well, we do left with only few days for the closure of September, so we have
been worrying to accomplish the required articles for the upcoming issue. In
fact we are keen to avail your worthy manuscript to our readers. So, please
consider my kind appeal and try to submit your manuscript at the earliest.

Appreciate for your quick response to this matter.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Help us with your precious contribution
  • On: Sept. 26, 2017, 6:40 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Help us with your precious contribution
  • On: Sept. 27, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Thank you for your prompt response.

I understand from your end and as per your email I regret to inform you that our customer care executive is presently out of service, so we could not reach you. So, feel free let me know for any queries by this email. Moreover being an open access Journal we seek publication charges to incur Web, Media and DOI. I request you to submit your manuscript at the earliest and support us in releasing our issue in desired time frame.

I hope you understand us.

Await your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Help us with your precious contribution
  • On: Sept. 27, 2017, 10:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Outstanding help
  • On: Oct. 27, 2017, 5:05 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

I hope this note finds you good.

Well, doctor we do left with only few days for the closure of October which
is a vital period for releasing the issue. In fact I trust you will
definitely support with your contribution but the timeline is making me
quite anxious if we could facilitate the issue with the required articles.

So I would like to give a friendly reminder to hasten your submission by
this week. Moreover your prompt contribution will impact my target of this
month as well.
Please make a note of my request and comeback with your manuscript at the
earliest possibility.

Also let us know if you have any questions and await your prompt
acknowledgement.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Outstanding help
  • On: Oct. 27, 2017, 6:30 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Evoke for promising submission
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 12:47 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Good morning!

Wishing you a wonderful day to make your most desired dreams come true!

Well, my mail is to recall your inventive submission towards our
International Journal of Biosensors & Bioelectronics. I understand you might
be tied with hectic schedule but I'm wondering if you had time to consider
my request. In fact I am keenly waiting to disclose my upcoming issue with
your article and just hoping for the best. Hence this is my friendly
reminder for your promising contribution to release this issue fruitfully.

Look forward to your favorable response and thank you in advance in for your
time.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Evoke for promising submission
  • On: Nov. 11, 2017, 12:23 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Dec. 22, 2017, 11:50 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Hope all good days are around you.

At first, I wish you Merry Christmas; May the light of Christmas gives you
peace and happiness. Perhaps you might be in heavy plans for celebrating
this festive, so I extend my best wishes for Joyful holiday season.

Well, I am glad to notify that we are also leaving for vacation by December
23rd and would like to enjoy this season with your kind support and
involvement in the form of manuscript submission towards our journal. In
fact I do have only few more days in hand accomplishing the issue in time.
So I modesty request you to submit your manuscript at the earliest
possibility and help us to release the issue fruitfully.

Expecting your early comeback.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Dec. 22, 2017, 2:31 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Dec. 28, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Thank you for your response.

Well as per your email I would like to inform you that we are planning to close our Volume 3 by year ending and we are need of one article to accomplish this task and I request you to go through the below to view the recently published articles in our Journal

http://medcraveonline.com/IJBSBE/volume_issues?issueId=1829 <http://medcraveonline.com/IJBSBE/volume_issues?issueId=1829&volumeId=471> &volumeId=471

Also, submit your article at the earliest and support us to achieve my goal.

Await your comeback.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Dec. 28, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Jan. 3, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Thank you for your comeback.

Well as per your email, I request you to use the telephone number: +1-918-208-0288 to contact our customer care executive for any queries. Also I request you to let me know the type of article you are planning to be submit towards our Journal so that I will let you know the exact cost.

I hope you understand us and await your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas
  • On: Jan. 3, 2018, 1 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Solicit for immediate submission
  • On: May 11, 2018, 9:05 a.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Hope things are doing good.

Well, am keen to update you the successful release of our earlier issue 2
<http://medcraveonline.com/IJBSBE/volume_issues?issueId=2119&volumeId=580>
in International Journal of Biosensors & Bioelectronics. Though am
magnificent in releasing the issue with innovative papers, I regret as I
have not got a possibility in availing your article in the past issue.
However considering you as an eminent supporter for our Journal, I am
requesting you to provide your precious time in submitting your contribution
at least towards the upcoming Volume 4 Issue 3. In fact I am curious to have
a wide spread of your work to our readers, so we sincerely propose you to
consider our intend in having your submission.

Wish you would contribute us without any delay.

Await your optimistic response within 24hrs.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Solicit for immediate submission
  • On: May 11, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Solicit for immediate submission
  • On: May 15, 2018, 12:37 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Thank you for your response.

I understand your busy schedule. For your convenience please use the below telephone number to speak with our customer care executive:

Tel: +1-918-208-0288

Feel free to contact us for any other information.

Await your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Solicit for immediate submission
  • On: May 15, 2018, 3:41 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Require your instant response
  • On: May 25, 2018, 12:42 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

Wishes for a beautiful & blessed Friday. Good Morning Doctor!!

At first, I express my pardon if I am disturbing you with my frequent
emails.

I think you might be busy with your academic schedules but, by trusting you
as an eminent author I once again remind you regarding the submission of
your manuscript towards our Journal. As I am quite interested in
accomplishing your valuable research work in our Journal so I modestly
request you to submit any type of the article which help us to reach my
goals in time.

Hope you understand my concern and appreciate your speedy acknowledgement.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Require your instant response
  • On: May 25, 2018, 4:01 p.m.

Hello,
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Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Have a blissful day!
  • On: July 27, 2018, 12:04 p.m.

Dear Dr. Richard Jordan,

I know you are enjoying the summer vacation and my sincere apologize if I am
disturbing in your relaxing session.

My approach is to inform that I need your obligatory submission on or before
31st of this month. I am very miserable that we left far away in receiving
the required articles for upcoming issue, which I am facing for the first
time. So in this phase I elected you to have your incredible support to hold
us for the eventful releasing of the issues. Hence I heartily request you to
submit at least short article of your choice to save me from this
unfortunate period.

Keen to have your manuscript by the end of this day.

Looking for your unbelievable submission.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Have a blissful day!
  • On: July 27, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -Get the WORKING CAPITAL you need for your business ūüŹ¶
  • On: Sept. 5, 2018, 7 p.m.

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CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: SPAM: Is this of interest Haixing?
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 9:04 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: RE: SPAM: Is this of interest Haixing?
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 12:24 p.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business ūüöÄ
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Richard Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC