The colloquy of Alex Newton

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This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Position
  • On: Dec. 21, 2017, 7:31 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Position
  • On: Dec. 21, 2017, 3:01 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: POSTA CERTIFICATA: Aracelis
  • On: June 21, 2018, 10:44 a.m.

--Questo è un Messaggio di Posta Certificata--

Il giorno 21/06/2018 alle ore 12:44:29 (+0200) il messaggio con Oggetto
"Aracelis" è stato inviato dal mittente "[email protected]"
e indirizzato a:
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L'identificativo univoco di questo messaggio è: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: POSTA CERTIFICATA: Aracelis
  • On: June 21, 2018, 12:31 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aaron
  • On: June 21, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

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  • On: June 21, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aaron
  • On: June 21, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Arla
  • On: June 22, 2018, 12:28 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Arla
  • On: June 22, 2018, 2:50 a.m.

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Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Brittny
  • On: June 22, 2018, 4:50 a.m.

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  • On: June 22, 2018, 4:54 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Brittny
  • On: June 22, 2018, 12:31 p.m.

Hello,
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Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Edwina
  • On: June 22, 2018, 2:54 p.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Edwina
  • On: June 22, 2018, 6:32 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Cuc
  • On: June 22, 2018, 6:35 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cuc
  • On: June 22, 2018, 6:44 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Need:: App Development / Website Design
  • On: July 4, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Need:: App Development / Website Design
  • On: July 4, 2018, 7:42 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Google Adwords Marketing
  • On: July 10, 2018, 5:37 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Re: 1st page in google
  • On: July 10, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

Hello Alexis,

Hope you are doing well,

Thank you in advance for taking the time out of your busy day to read and
consider this. SEO is no longer a math problem, it's a human one. The old
math of increased back links and stuffing keywords is now a target for
Google to identify your site and bury it in the search results. Social
indicators are becoming key to Ranking and link algorithms are being
retired. It's time for you to see the Truth about SEO and adjust
accordingly.

So, here we got a customized Internet Marketing Proposal for you.

Here below is the content marketing activities "Monthly Task and
responsibilities"

1. Press Release Submissions

2. Unique Articles will be written and submitted (400 words each)

3. Web 2.0 Properties will be made

4. YouTube channel will be created

5. YouTube videos will be posted. You have to provide video.

6. Will likes, shares, tweets, reedits, and 1+ in order to get natural back
links

7. Anchor text diversity (will not use exact keywords for back links).

8. Will get Natural back links by link worthy articles

9. Will create Google+ page for your business

10. Will distribute 15 posts monthly via Google+ Page

11. Will make several post monthly on your blog

12. Will bookmark real content to leading Social Book marking sites as dig,
delicious

13. Will submit your website to 10 leading Web directories as Dmoz.org
Off-Page work activities

14. Meta tags/Title tag changes

15. Keyword research/Analysis

16. Competitor Analysis

17. Alt tag changes

18. Interlinking wherever required.

19. Keyword density in site content.

20. HTML Site Map

21. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool

22. Ror.XML File creation

23. Robots.Txt File creation Extra work activities

24. Google Webmaster tool

25. Google Analytics

26. Html to text ratio optimization

27. Keyword Prominence

If you are interested, then I can send you our past work details, company

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Google Adwords Marketing
  • On: July 10, 2018, 2:14 p.m.

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Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Glenda
  • On: July 10, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Glenda
  • On: July 11, 2018, 2:31 a.m.

Hey there,
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Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Whitley
  • On: July 12, 2018, 1:27 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Whitley
  • On: July 12, 2018, 9:15 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hire Digital Marketing Resource !
  • On: July 16, 2018, 10:12 a.m.

Hi,

I wanted to find out if you have any resource needs to manage (Facebook Ads,
PPC campaigns, SEO, SMM, keyword research and Reporting etc.)?

We can manage entire PPC management, Account Set up, Optimization, Keyword
research, Remarketing, Reporting and Facebook Sponsored Ads.

Other Services: Website and Mobile App Design& Development

Do let me know if you are interested.

I would be happy to share our Methodologies, past work details and client
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Thanks!!

Best Regards,

Sharon Nac

Business Development Executive

Marketing Services: SEO | PPC | SMO | SMM

Note: If need a quote, please share your website info and requirements.

"I strategize with clients to put together business plans to drive growth."

Spammer

  • Subject: Content Writing Services
  • On: July 16, 2018, 12:22 p.m.

Hi Sir/Ma'am,
“Content is anything that adds value to the reader”- We have often
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If you want to overcome customer objections and hopefully turn a
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writing services. I can send samples of my work if requested. I provide
a flat rate for all web pages/blog posts under 1,500 words per
post/page, that is:
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2. 3.75 cents per word for monthly/quarterly contracts.
3. Custom Quote for order of 50,000 or more words at once.
4. 50% payment upfront and 50% upon delivery of content.
5. 10% Discount for orders paid in full, Upfront.
6. No limit in terms of Revisions.

Note: If you have requirements for pages/blog posts word count longer
than 1,500 words, you can contact me for custom quote.

Major Benefit: I have SEO knowledge so I can provide SEO optimized
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Contact Information: You can reach me via email [email protected]
OR Cell No:- +1 323 744 6678. I am ready to start at the earliest and
look forward to creating a long term business relationship with you.

Thanks & Regards
Kerri Cruz
Business Development Executive
GeekTech Zone Pvt. Ltd.
Location: - Chandigarh India

Note:- If you are not interested please revert “NO” in subject line

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hire Digital Marketing Resource !
  • On: July 16, 2018, 1:01 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Monthly SEO Package For 15 Keywords
  • On: July 16, 2018, 1:37 p.m.

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are an India based SEO Agency with the 100+ SEO professionals based
on working with Google panda and penguin updates.

We have developed 15 Keywords packages for your website as per the
White Hat SEO techniques which are allowed by Google and your website
will never get any hit from the updates like Google panda, Google
penguin, and so forth.

Please review package details below:

1) Package 1 - 15 keywords for 5 to 10 pages website
On Page Activities
1) Keywords Analysis & Research
2) Website Analysis/ Audit
3) Keywords Mapping
4) Keywords Density check
5) Content Optimization as per the final 15 keywords
6) Keywords Proximity & Frequency Check
7) Title Tags Review & Suggestions limited to 10 pages only
8) Meta Tags Review & Suggestions
9) Alt Tags Suggestions
10) HTML Site Map Check & Suggestions
11) XML Sitemap Setup
12) Anchor Text Optimization (for internal and external websites)
13) Google Webmaster Tools Setup
14) Google Analytics Setup

Off Page Activities

1. Manual Directory Submissions
2. Article Submissions (1 article x 1 submission)
3. Web2.0/Blog postings (1 blog x 1 submission)
4. Social Bookmarking Subm1issions
5. Classified Submissions (in case of local website)
6. Unique Article writing (400+ words)
7. Quora Comments - 10 per month
8. Unique Blog Content writing (300+ words)

(You will get 50 collective links/month for the website from articles,
directories, social bookmarking, themed website links and blogs)

Reporting Structure

• Weekly work reporting
• Monthly work progress reporting
• Traffic reporting with the monthly report

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Monthly SEO Package For 15 Keywords
  • On: July 16, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Mobile Apps Proposal
  • On: July 17, 2018, 1:43 p.m.

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GeekTech Zone Pvt. Ltd.
Cell No :- +1-323-744-6678
Location: - Chandigarh India

Note: - If you are not interested please revert “NO” in subject line

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mobile Apps Proposal
  • On: July 17, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SEO Proposal
  • On: July 18, 2018, 6:12 p.m.

Hi,

We are a full-service digital agency with offices in USA, and Australia
With a focus on UX and strategy; that design and develop web and mobile
experiences.

We offer an unmistakable and successful Digital Marketing Services for
our clients, which in return provide them more sales and more growth!

Services We Offer:

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6) Google Analytics Management
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SEO Proposal
  • On: July 19, 2018, 1:13 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Price ??
  • On: July 20, 2018, 11:56 a.m.

Hello Alexis,

We are a Mobile App development and Web design & development Services
Company that specializes in presenting clients with business-specific
solutions to improve website performance and functionality.

Our Services:-

Custom App Development (iPhone, Android, Windows, Games Apps..etc.)

Website Design & Development

Mobile Software Development

Brand Identity design

Customized platform built around your business

Easy to use, maintain and update

If you are interested, then please share your project requirements or may be
reference website which you think is similar to your need, we will provide
you affordable quotation with the best offer.

I can send you more details on the action/portfolio/past work details/price
list.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Price ??
  • On: July 20, 2018, 3:49 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Alex Newton
CEO, MNesty, LLC