The colloquy of Kyle Walker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kyle Walker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Complete your account Tony Lunn
  • On: Oct. 10, 2017, 7:13 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Complete your account Tony Lunn
  • On: Oct. 10, 2017, 7:13 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings
  • On: April 14, 2018, 3:19 p.m.

Sir ,

The deal i came to you about involving the amount of $700,000,000 is still
available if only you are still interested in finalizing it this time with
me .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 14, 2018, 10:31 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 15, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

Greetings ,

Because of the circumstance surrounding the money in concern it is quite
difficult establishing any documents about it without following some legal
procedures , otherwise any actions directed to the abandoned account would
be considered illegal which would cause an investigation that would later
lead to my arrest .

I hope the little information's above clarifies why i am not in the
position to give out any literature or documentation unless you can visit
my new office physically in Abuja Nigeria where i can open the account
statement and show you that originally this is not a story i am making up
for myself rather you would see for yourself that this funds truly exist .
I would wait to hear positively from you because its been a long time
already and i need to get this money out before the corrupt officials in
this country notices it , because if they do notice the existence then my
almost 9 years of taking care of this account has been wasted for nothing
and i do not wish for that to happen to me .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 16, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 16, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

Greetings ,

Sir i tried to examine the link you sent me but all i could see was that
the information therein entails free domain opening site , which rightfully
has nothing to do with my nature of business that was brought to your table
. Sir i can try to give you the most important detail you need to know
about this deal worth $700,000,000 USD.

For clarification sake this fund of $700,000,000 USD was gradually
deposited into a bank account under Exodus Bank Group until it summed up to
the already mentioned amount , under my care as the late customer's
personal account officer because the late account bearer was scared of
being probed by his government officials in Dubai therefore he was given my
contact from an assured source that i am capable of handling the account
for him due to my new country of residence (Nigeria) which people around
the world knows fully well that our politicians are so corrupt to the point
that an amount like this in one of the country's account can never raise
any alarm for investigation .

Therefore this account under my care has only me aware of its existence
until the late account bearer died almost 9 years today with no trace of
anyone who can inherit this money now that he is no more .Sir I have
carefully nurtured this account until last year when i contacted you
informing you that i need you to partner with me with a good lawyer from my
end for us to transfer this money out legally to you with a fair share of
50% for yourself because of the little expense involved to get the legal
documents to back our actions up correctly .

Sir this funds is long and overdue and i have to evacuate it before my
retirement before anyone else notices the existence and get it out before
me . Every actions regarding this deal is 100% safe due to my position as
the auditor general which makes me liable to function from any bank in the
world to carry out my duties without any query , Also it gives me the
chance of being the person who would initiate the transfer to you once the
lawyer has provided the legal documents that are needed for the
presentation to the bank . I would therefore wait to hear from you as soon
as possible for us to commence on this deal and see to its conclusion
successfully thank you .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 16, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 17, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Greetings ,

Sir like i mentioned previously there are certain things that i might not
be able to show due to the circumstance not that they are impossible to
bring out to show you but because i am trying as much as i can to be very
careful because this is not a legal activity that i am supposed to be
caught doing , That is why i would like you to follow my lead on this
process so that we can turn things around with an attorney in our favor to
be legitimate without any risks attached .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 18, 2018, 4:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 18, 2018, 5:56 a.m.

Greetings ,

Are you trying to take me back ? or is this an attempt to make mockery of
me ? Because i have answered the question in which you just repeatedly
asked again .

Sir if you know you do not have interest on this deal better make it clear
instead of asking same questions over and over again without heading to any
point leading to the achievement in which our minds is centered on .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 18, 2018, 5:10 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 18, 2018, 10:42 p.m.

Hello ,

Like i mentioned to you before i need to evacuate the amount of
$700,000,000 USD to an offshore account preferably or a country's companies
account at you end ,that has the capacity to accept such transfer at once .
I am a banker and this transfer would be done by me personally after which
you would take off 50% of the money for helping me receive the money at
your end while i and the attorney split the remaining 50% between ourselves
.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: April 19, 2018, 12:17 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: May 20, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

Greetings ,

There are still chances of you handling this money deal with me , Only if
you would be willing to take up the task and let's achieve this together as
one .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings
  • On: May 20, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Kyle Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC