The colloquy of Edwin Huber

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Edwin Huber and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Can we review?
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 8:40 p.m.

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It’s no secret that technology is crucial to competitiveness, opportunities and growth. But historically, its been costly and complex for small and midsize businesses to fully leverage the benefits. Not true with Azure.

Now, small and midsize businesses like yours can finally leverage the Cloud to maximize IT value and capture opportunity, with low overhead and low complexity. That’s why I’m reaching out. We’re called Menlo Technologies and what we do is sell and service the Microsoft Cloud.

I’m hoping I can entice you to take a quick look. What you’ll see in part is an entire suite of Azure Cloud solutions tailored to all the needs of small and midsize businesses - everything from office productivity tools, to CRM and accounting solutions, to security, storage and disaster recovery options.

In fact, Menlo is currently offering a no-cost, three week analysis of all your existing applications, with focus to any areas of consolidation and TCO savings in moving to the Azure Cloud, or leveraging the applications there. Following this analysis, Menlo will propose how to cost-effectively move you in part, or in whole to Azure, with fully documented ROI.

Elena, if you’ve been thinking about the Cloud, but you’re not sure where to turn, let’s talk about how we might help get you there, as well as manage any move to full ROI. Let me know when you’re free for a quick call and I’ll get something on your calendar. Thanks and talk soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can we review?
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 8:40 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: More Details
  • On: April 10, 2017, 1:03 p.m.

Dear Erin,

Thank you for your interest in working with us.

Chengmachinery Co.,Ltd, is in need of a reliable company or Individual in
United States of America ,Canada , europe, Some countries in Africa to act
in the capacity of an account receivable agent owing to the challenges we
encountered in recent times. Your skills and experience we believe will be
very valuable to us by assisting cheng machinery investment Co.,Ltd to
communicate and retrieve due payments from our customers located in the
above region.

We have customers who have not met with the normal payment schedule of 30
days after confirming the delivery of products that we sent to them.

Also, we are experiencing difficulties processing check payments from our
customers due to the new banking regulations in Asia, one of which demands
that check payments from overseas be held for 21-28 working days before
funds can be made available. These problems have limited the growth and the
expansion of our business.

Based on our research towards proffering solution to these problems, we
have discovered that having an account receivable agent in the same region
with our customers will not only make it much easier for customers to
comply with the payment schedule of 30 days after receipt of goods, but
also reduce the time for availability of funds as in the case of check
payments as well as direct bank wire transfers.

Thus, we desire to contract you to bridge the gap by communicating with our
customers via email and telephone means prior to collecting payment due to
Cheng machinery investment Co.,Ltd. for products supplied.

Furthermore, as compensation for your services, we confirm in good faith
that we are ready to work with you with a basic annual salary of 45*,000.00
Dollars* and you shall also earn 7*% commission* on every payment retrieved
on behalf of Chengmachinery investment Co.,Ltd.

Thank your for your anticipated response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: More Details
  • On: April 11, 2017, 12:19 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ar Agent needed
  • On: April 11, 2017, 9:43 a.m.

About the annual salary and the 7% is correct, but i will like to know your
current location where you based if i have invoices there at the moment.

Best Regards, +815058093231
Dr. Cheng Chengmachinery Co., Ltd.
16, AZA-TONMYO, KASUGAI CITY, Tokyo, Japan
Website: chengmachinery-jp info

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ar Agent needed
  • On: April 11, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
  • On: April 17, 2017, 11:30 p.m.

Hi,

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

- Dr Cheng

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
  • On: April 18, 2017, 4:06 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dr Cheng Tanaka's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: April 24, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

Dr Cheng Tanaka would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond?

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dr Cheng Tanaka's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: April 25, 2017, 1:17 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Partnership Invites!
  • On: May 14, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

Hello! I got your contact from an on-line email directory . I, m mailing to invite you to partner with my company as, we are looking for Individual / Co-operate body to act as our company receivable agent in your region. If this is what you can explore kindly send your response for details to this position. Waiting for your prompt response to this mail. - Regards,
Takashima San
Operations Manager [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]) Miki Valves Eng Co. Ltd. 6-23-1 Chome nishi-Ku
Shinmachi osaka osaka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Partnership Invites!
  • On: May 15, 2018, 5:45 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: May 15, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your quick response, i will like to know where exactly is your location.
Thanks -- ---- Regards,
Takashima San
Operations Manager [email protected] Miki Valves Eng Co. Ltd. 6-23-1 Chome nishi-Ku
Shinmachi osaka osaka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: May 15, 2018, 12:59 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Details
  • On: May 15, 2018, 1:48 p.m.

Hello,

Spammer

  • Subject: Dr Cheng sent you an invitation on LinkedIn
  • On: May 15, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

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Dr Cheng would like to stay in touch on LinkedIn.

Dr Cheng Tanaka
Inport And Export at Chengmachinery Machinery Co., Ltd.
Algeria area

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Details
  • On: May 15, 2018, 6:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FILL AND RETURN THE REGISTRATION FORM
  • On: May 15, 2018, 6:53 p.m.

Thank you for your email and interest in becoming our Representative/agent. To apply for this position follow the instructions below to fill and submit application form.
Download then print out Application Form attached, and fill out applicable sections in alphabetic capital letters with Ink (Individual or Co-operate). Scan and Send a copy to this office via email Attachment.
We will be glad to work with you and will provide you with guidelines/directions as we proceed. Upon receipt of your details, We shall provide you with document after you have being fully certified as our company representative agent with our legal binding representative employment deed (Memorandum Of Understanding). With your acknowledgement and understanding of this email, you may proceed with filling out the registration form.
Afterward, your first file will be assigned to you. Subsequently you will get detailed information of a customer with an Outstanding Invoice for follow up.
Acknowledge receipt of the attached form -- Regards,
Takashima San
Operations Manager [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]) Miki Valves Eng Co. Ltd. 6-23-1 Chome nishi-Ku
Shinmachi osaka osaka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FILL AND RETURN THE REGISTRATION FORM
  • On: May 16, 2018, 6:48 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: INVOICE
  • On: Sept. 10, 2020, 1:56 p.m.

Please, View the attached file below.
 Closing DisclosureView in OneD Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
OneDrive Mobile App - Microsoft OneDriveDownload the free Microsoft OneDrive mobile app for iOS and Android.

Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read oMicrosoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INVOICE
  • On: Sept. 10, 2020, 9:29 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: INVOICE
  • On: Sept. 10, 2020, 9:34 p.m.

Thanks for your responds.You need to click on the ling file i sent for you to be able to get all the details.Click or view.
 Closing DisclosureView in OneDrive Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
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Microsoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052

On Thursday, September 10, 2020, 02:30:06 PM PDT, Edwin Huber <[email protected]> wrote:

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 10/09/2020 13:56 PM,  wrote:
> Please, View the attached file below.
>  Closing DisclosureView in OneD Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
> OneDrive Mobile App - Microsoft OneDriveDownload the free Microsoft OneDrive mobile app for iOS and Android.
>
> Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read oMicrosoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052
>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INVOICE
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 2:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: INVOICE
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 6:09 a.m.


Click on the view below and it will direct you on how to view all the details online.

 Closing DisclosureView in OneDrive Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read our Privacy Statement.Microsoft Privacy Statement – Microsoft privacyThe Microsoft Privacy Statement explains what personal data Microsoft collects and how the company uses it.

Microsoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052

On Thursday, September 10, 2020, 07:20:09 PM PDT, Edwin Huber <[email protected]> wrote:

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Edwin Huber
CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 10/09/2020 21:34 PM,  wrote:
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> Thanks for your responds.You need to click on the ling file i sent for you to be able to get all the details.Click or view.
>  Closing DisclosureView in OneDrive Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
> Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read our Privacy Statement.Microsoft Privacy Statement – Microsoft privacyThe Microsoft Privacy Statement explains what personal data Microsoft collects and how the company uses it.
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> Microsoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052
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> I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?
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> CEO, MNesty, LLC
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> On 10/09/2020 13:56 PM,  wrote:
> > Please, View the attached file below.
> >  Closing DisclosureView in OneD Free online storage for your files. Check it out.Get the OneDrive mobile app.
> > OneDrive Mobile App - Microsoft OneDriveDownload the free Microsoft OneDrive mobile app for iOS and Android.
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> > Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read oMicrosoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA, 98052
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