The colloquy of Dr. Elizabeth King

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Dr. Elizabeth King and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: FROM CUSTOMS SERVICES AUTHORITY USA PLEASE WHAT IS GOING ON?
  • On: Aug. 22, 2020, 6:56 p.m.


     FROM THE DESK OF YOUR DIPLOMAT 
AGENT HARRY ROBERTO
FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN OF GOD,
WORLD REGULATORY

ATTENTION MY DEAR
I AM DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR.HARRY ROBERTO  PLEASE  WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW,WELL IF WHAT AM HEARING IS NOT TRUTH KINDLY GET BACK TO ME VERY URGENT TO THIS EMAIL, WE HAVE A CRUCIAL SITUATION HERE IN THIS AIRPORT , PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH BEFORE HANDING OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO THEM FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY, THE SITUATION HERE IN THIS AIRPORT IS THAT SOME GROUP OF PERSONS IN NUMBER OF TWO UNITED STATE OF AMERICA CAME TO THIS AIRPORT AND TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD AN AUTO-CRASH LAST week AND YOU DIED TWO DAYS AGO THEREAFTER, AND THAT UPON YOUR DEATH, YOU ASSIGNED THEM TO BE THE NEXT OF KIN OVER YOUR FUNDS AND PROPERTIES, SO PLEASE I AM VERY MUCH CONFUSED HERE I DON?T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT A DEATH CERTIFICATE SIGNED BY A MEDICAL DOCTOR SHOWING THAT YOU ARE DEAD.

THEY ALSO BROUGHT A SIGNED LETTER OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND APPOINTMENT OF NEXT-OF-KIN OVER YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR FUNDS ON THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH ( US$8,500,000.00 Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ) THAT ARE WITH ME IN THIS AIRPORT.

THEY SAID THAT YOU EVEN MADE A PROVISION OF THE NEEDED $50.00 USD FOR THEM TO CLEAR ALL THE OUTSTANDING BILL DELAYING THE SMOOTH DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO YOU IN YOUR HOME, BUT PERSONALLY I'M NOT WELL CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE DEAD THAT IS WHY I ASKED THEM TO HOLD BACK THE $50.00 AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK SO THAT I WILL DO MY OWN INVESTIGATIONS TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE DEAD OR ALIVE BECAUSE I AM CONFUSE IF IS TRUTH OKAY.

PRIOR TO THIS DEVELOPMENT I TOLD THEM TO COME BACK NEXT WEEK, BUT IN THE MEANWHILE I HAVE REPORTED THIS CASE TO THE AIRPORT POLICE AUTHORITY, SO IF INDEED YOU ARE ALIVE, I WILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ME BACK IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL WITH YOU FULL INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME VERIFY AND KNOW IF IT SAME INFORMATION I HAVE FOR THIS DELIVERY OK. BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE, TO DECIDE ON HOW TO GET THEM ARREST WITH THE AIRPORT POLICE AUTHORITY WHEN THOSE MEN COMES BACK NEXT WEEK MONDAY.

DUE TO MY SITUATION HERE IN AIRPORT I CAN MAKE A CALL SO I WANT YOU TO CALL MY DIRECTOR ON +1(337)-466-9661. OR YOU WRITE ME BACK WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF THE NEEDED FEE OF $50.00 DOLLARS,YOU CAN SEND THE FEE TO THE BENIN REPUBLIC WHICH IS THE ORIGIN COUNTRY OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX,

information to send the amount required on your Choosing Option , Send the fee using Money Gram Or Western Union Only, Or You buy Gift card Sephora card or Steam wallet card today then scratch the cards scan and send me the copies here , that is if you can't be able to send the money through WU or MG. So make it fast so that your package will be receive to you today without delay.

RECEIVER’S NAME:............... KEN AMADI
COUNTRY:.......................BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY:..........................COTONOU
AMOUNT:........................$50.00

KINDLY DO THAT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL TO DO THAT, I WILL ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AS THEY HAVE CLAIMED, AND HAND OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH ( US$8,500,000.00 Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ) OVER TO THEM AND GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY, YOUR NON-COMPLIANCE WILL MEAN THAT ACTUALLY YOU ARE DEAD AS THEY CLAIM AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAND OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO THEM AND GO BACK AS THEY HAVE PLEADED TO ME.

I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY

THANKS
YOURS FAITHFULLY
DIPLOMAT MR.HARRY ROBERTO.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FROM CUSTOMS SERVICES AUTHORITY USA PLEASE WHAT IS GOING ON?
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 2:57 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 3:58 p.m.

Hi Dr , My name is Jessica Silva,
This is my new e-mail address!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 6:41 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 7:50 p.m.

No stupid questions.
My BF, son of a b*ch, cheated on me with his coworker.
Can you believe it? I need to get revenge, he will most certainly regret that he lost me!
So if you're willing to help me, my user profile is via link

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 7:12 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 7:21 a.m.

We can meet in a motel or at my house!
But my boyfriend can read my email,
let's talk on this dating site
It's secure there, I don't want him to read our messages.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 12:21 p.m.

Let's talk in secure chat
It's hard to chat via email.

Kisses, Jessica

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 2:38 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 4:11 p.m.

Send me a message on this website

Kisses...
Jess

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 6:45 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 7:58 p.m.

Please don't text me, my boyfriend can read them,
contact me ONLY on this site,
here is my account there again:
my profile

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 10:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 3:53 p.m.

Dr., where are you?
I'm waiting for your text on that site!
I took many naughty pics for you:)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 4:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 4:20 p.m.

Dr., I uploaded new pics for you;)
Here they are: Jess 2018

Kisses, Jess!

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 6:12 p.m.

I'm still waiting for you online!
Did you forget about me!?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 10:17 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 11:45 p.m.

How are you today?
I just uploaded new sexy photos for you: photos
Take a look!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 26, 2020, 1:03 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 26, 2020, 1:58 a.m.

Dr., honey,
maybe you would like video-chatting more?
We can do it now on this page here chat

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 26, 2020, 12:54 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 27, 2020, 7:59 a.m.

You don't like me?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: SPAM Re: Dr
  • On: Aug. 27, 2020, 12:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Dr. Elizabeth King
CEO, MNesty, LLC