The colloquy of Lucas Romero

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lucas Romero and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: Beautiful, modern, single bedroom apartments offer 8% assured rent for 10 years
  • On: June 10, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

Beautiful, modern, single bedroom apartments under £100k
offer 8% assured rent for 10 years

Beautiful, modern, single bedroom apartments under £100k
offer 8% assured rent for 10 years

Set in the Civic Quarter, a vibrant, up-and-coming neighbourhood of
Doncaster, the apartments are due for completion in Q4 2020.

Features at a glance

Brand new 70 single-bedroom apartments close to town centre
Prices under £100k
Completion Q4 this year
Assured rent starting at 8% for 10 years
4% interest on deposited funds paid monthly from
exchange
Well-located for parks and cultural attractions
Easy access to shops, banks and major local employers

Download the Brochure

 

The Location

Set in one of the most business-focused districts of Doncaster, these
stylish apartments are in an area home to the town's central library,
a performing arts theatre and Doncaster Museum & Art Gallery.

Its a vibrant, up-and-coming neighbourhood with lots going on, a
short walk from Town Fields Park & Garden, one of Doncaster's largest
open green spaces.

Nearby are inviting restaurants, a popular events venue and, for
those who enjoy a challenge, the Enigma 'Live Escape' Rooms, which
are literally just around the corner.

Download the brochure for full details, pricing &
availability.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Beautiful, modern, single bedroom apartments offer 8% assured rent for 10 years
  • On: June 10, 2020, 7:03 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: how r things today?
  • On: June 25, 2020, 6:03 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: how r things today?
  • On: June 25, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May I ask you?
  • On: June 27, 2020, 5:05 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May I ask you?
  • On: June 28, 2020, 2:18 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's small talk;) I hope all is blue-eyed;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 9:24 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's small talk;) I hope all is blue-eyed;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 10:24 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: buon giorno my;-) Can You small talk with me? I hope U can talk;)
  • On: July 27, 2020, 5:34 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: buon giorno my;-) Can You small talk with me? I hope U can talk;)
  • On: July 28, 2020, 5:31 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May be You are able to grubby speak! is it considerable? Untarnished:)
  • On: July 31, 2020, 7:40 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May be You are able to grubby speak! is it considerable? Untarnished:)
  • On: July 31, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 3:48 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bon dia my upright:-) my pleasing sir original:) I hope u r priceless!
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 3:55 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey My kind:) I hope you can enthusiastic talks;) is everything cloudy? serious sir notbad;)
  • On: Aug. 12, 2020, 6:55 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey My kind:) I hope you can enthusiastic talks;) is everything cloudy? serious sir notbad;)
  • On: Aug. 12, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Lucas Romero
CEO, MNesty, LLC