The colloquy of Dennis Higgins

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Dennis Higgins and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: July 10, 2020, 12:02 a.m.

--
Seller Kelvin Kaunde from Malawi.Mining in Malawi and exporting through
his agent in Nairobi.Purity 97.6`%,Carats 23+.Price is $28000kg. Looking
for serious buyer. Contact me through my email.

Regards
Kelvin Kaunde

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: July 10, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Clean Hands / Safety Tool
  • On: July 14, 2020, 1:33 p.m.


Don't Touch That

Features:

Built-in stylus for mobile devices, pay stations
Use on elevators, ATMs and other common buttons
Door opener hook to avoid hand contact
Bottle opener
Compact key-chain design

If you need PPE supplies, or products to open your business back up safely - we can help!
Let me know what you need and what quantities.

Thank you !

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spammer

  • Subject: Stay in shape & promote your company!
  • On: July 14, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

Fitness Towel

Debra,

Stay in shape while promoting your brand!
Perfect for customers and employees who are passionate about health and fitness.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

Details:
This gym towel is made of cotton and sized at 12" x 44". You can order a case of 120 towels or half a case of 60 towels. Choose from a variety of colors. Make sure to add an embroidery or silkscreen of your logo or company name so your customers will always know who to thank!

Why Choose SALK Marketing?
Creativity, Experience, Passion. (Great Pricing!)
Looking for that perfect product to put your logo on? We can find it for you, within your budget! Over 350,000 different products to choose from. Also, think of SALK for your online marketing, web design, lead generation and social marketing / advertising. Our team is here and ready to help you and your business grow.
Call on us for any of your marketing needs, we are here to help! Check out our website: www.SalkMarketing.com
Thank you,

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Clean Hands / Safety Tool
  • On: July 14, 2020, 10:19 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: USB Flash Drives - Send Your Video Message
  • On: July 15, 2020, 3:37 p.m.


USB Drives - Be there.

We can load your digital files, video presentations, PDF's, PowerPoints to help you safely deliver your message!

Get creative right now and drive new business!

Full Service Digital Marketing and Sales Tool: USB DRIVES!

Low minimum quantity
Clean and safe production facilities
100's of styles to choose from
File loading service is included
Choose the memory size you need
Fulfillment and drop shipping service available as well.

Email me and let me know how we can assist you with your next product order!
We are here to help !

Thank you !

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: USB Flash Drives - Send Your Video Message
  • On: July 15, 2020, 4:24 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Shirts for the wee ones!
  • On: July 28, 2020, 2:16 p.m.

Children's Shirts

Debra,

Custom children's shirts are perfect for field trips, vacations, sponsorships, and so much more!
Ask for help from our design team to create a design or transform your logo into wearable advertisement for your organization!

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

Details:
Gildan Youth Ultra Cotton (R) T-Shirt is made from preshrunk 100% cotton jersey (blended cotton/polyester in sport gray and safety green.) Available in XS - XL, this shirt features a 6 oz. seamless double-needle 7/8" collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, and a taped neck and shoulders. It is quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. This shirt is CPSIA tracking label compliant. Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron or dry clean. Please note, apparel cost changes weekly. Please check before ordering.

Why Choose SALK Marketing?
Creativity, Experience, Passion. (Great Pricing!)
Looking for that perfect product to put your logo on? We can find it for you, within your budget! Over 350,000 different products to choose from. Also, think of SALK for your online marketing, web design, lead generation and social marketing / advertising. Our team is here and ready to help you and your business grow.
Call on us for any of your marketing needs, we are here to help! Check out our website: www.SalkMarketing.com
Thank you,

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Shirts for the wee ones!
  • On: July 28, 2020, 6:15 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your brand can travel the world!
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 2:06 p.m.

Drawstring Backpack

Debra,

Gather up great profits when you use this classic Drawstring Backpack to advertise your company!

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

Details:
The classic polyester cinch up backpack offers unparalleled value with a huge color selection that can match your school, team, or corporate colors. It's made of 210 denier polyester and features an adjustable soft nylon shoulder strap that doubles as a drawstring closure. It's a great promotional tool that can be handed out at trade shows, conferences, or any other marketing opportunity. See what a great advertising product can do to help spread your brand!

Why Choose SALK Marketing?
Creativity, Experience, Passion. (Great Pricing!)
Looking for that perfect product to put your logo on? We can find it for you, within your budget! Over 350,000 different products to choose from. Also, think of SALK for your online marketing, web design, lead generation and social marketing / advertising. Our team is here and ready to help you and your business grow.
Call on us for any of your marketing needs, we are here to help! Check out our website: www.SalkMarketing.com
Thank you,

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your brand can travel the world!
  • On: Aug. 12, 2020, 1:30 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Cool SOFT - Logo T-Shirts !
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 12:47 p.m.

Wear your logo!

Be Proud. Show off your logo and promote your company in person if you can, or on Zoom. No pants required.

Mugs, Bags, Pens, Key- chains or Magnets?

You likely have products with other company logos on your desk, or in your home. Which do you like the best? We can make it for your customers!1000's of Products to Search

Please email or give me a call to discuss your marketing and promotional product needs. We are here to help you grow your business!

Thank you !

Barbara Jenkins
SMG
20283 State Rd #7
Boca Raton, FL 33498
954-968-1234
954-301-2223 FAX
www.SalkMarketing.com
www.USBsmg.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cool SOFT - Logo T-Shirts !
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your new website
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 2:46 p.m.


how long has it been?

Fast, Affordable Websites... !

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

Debra, are you thinking about a new website?

We tell our clients, if you have not changed or updated your website in 6 months you are not taking advantage of the internet to grow your business. If it has been more than 12 months since you have done anything to update or improve your website - you are losing money (probably to your competitors!)

Since 2003, SALK has been working with small and medium sized businesses, organizations and associations to provide state of the art websites and online marketing services.
If you are starting a new business and need a website, or need some edits and updates, or perhaps you are just not sure what you need... Give us a call for a ....
NO OBLIGATION CONSULTATION
Please visit our site to learn more: www.SalkMarketing.com

Thanks-

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your new website
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Logo T-Shirt Sale - Ending Soon
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 2:48 p.m.


10% Savings on Logo T-Shirts!

Wear your logo!

10% Off on all new T-Shirt Orders. Sale Ends 9/15/20

USB Drives, Water Bottles, Mugs, Bags, Pens, Key- chains or Magnets?

You likely have products with other company logos on your desk, or in your home. Which do you like the best? We can make it for your customers!1000's of Products to Search

Please email or give me a call to discuss your marketing and promotional product needs. We are here to help you grow your business!

Thank you !

Barbara Jenkins
SMG
20283 State Rd #7
Boca Raton, FL 33498
954-968-1234
954-301-2223 FAX
www.SalkMarketing.com
www.USBsmg.com

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Garrett One 20283 State Road 7 Boca Raton, Florida 33498 United States (954) 968-1234

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Logo T-Shirt Sale - Ending Soon
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 5:14 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: USB Drives - Video Brochures - Marketing During CO-VID
  • On: Sept. 1, 2020, 2:17 p.m.


New 2020 Pricing - USB

Pick a color, a quantity & send us your Logo !
Click for Quote:
http://usbsmg.com/price-quote/

Also available 100%
Custom Shaped USB Flash Drives.
What's Your Shape?

Please reply back and let us know what quantity and memory size USB drive you are interested in.

Thank you !

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

Get A Quote Today

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: USB Drives - Video Brochures - Marketing During CO-VID
  • On: Sept. 1, 2020, 3:35 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Is your business listed on Google?
  • On: Sept. 8, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

Search Engine Optimization

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

Dear Debra,
So you have a website, but do other people know about it? Can your prospects find you when they are looking online for your products or services? Or do they only find your competitors?
Give us a call for a free analysis and review of your current website search engine optimization. We can assess what you have and what needs to be done to help you build your business online.
We offer a NO OBLIGATION CONSULTATION!
We also offer a full line of marketing services: www.SalkMarketing.com
We look forward to working with you.
Thanks-

Barbara Jenkins
SALK Promos
[email protected]
(954) 968-1234 - Work
www.salkpromos.com

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Is your business listed on Google?
  • On: Sept. 8, 2020, 6:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Dennis Higgins
CEO, MNesty, LLC