The colloquy of Patrick Barnes

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Patrick Barnes and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!
  • On: May 18, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

Good evening. Searching for a true love. Would be glad to find a good man.Would be gladto find a true love. I'm asking you to read my letter. I amsearching for a gentle man, who will make me happy. I'm thirty five years.What age are you? Even you're younger than me, you can answer to thisletter. I'm not searching for a game. I'm not a young girl, I want a realrelationship. I would like to find someone who will take me to a cinema,enjoy forest, do things together, or one day have a family. I have nevermade the first move, however I don't want to be alone anymore. Hope you'rethe one who I will be happy with. My name is Assel. I am from Kazakhstan,Where do you live? I hope you're interested and that you will notice myemail. I'm including a pic of me. I wish to receive a picture of you too.Looking forward to speaking more with you. Asselchik,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello!
  • On: May 19, 2018, 2:12 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only looking for a serious relationship with a good guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

I'm sick and tired of men that like to play head games,I'm sick of waiting for somebody to pull me out of my unhappiness and that's why I'm contacting you.I'm the one taking the first step because your romance site profile seemed too flawless to be true.Are you actually real?P.S. I'm sharing my fresh photos to prove that I'm a real person as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1J_9rlaFQt4wKxPBGrRPmkYjb4Nx7oXIq

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only looking for a serious relationship with a good guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 7:12 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you chat with me telephones? Manage a wanton lady!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you chat with me telephones? Manage a wanton lady!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 10:26 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get a naughty occasional date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get a naughty occasional date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 3:55 a.m.

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Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

You were totally in love with that girl and then she ditched ya?Ain't gonna happen with a baby like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that silly stuff anyway?We'll take it easy, unwind, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, women's man! We'll just do it when we both are in the mood.When in the saucy flirty mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just view my fiery pictures and sms me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iQ9wZobiy1ZO0ovMCvw3yVuTKmRbPVhd

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally found you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Finally found you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 5:22 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A hookup with a married gal, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A hookup with a married gal, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:28 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

It's been a lot time just to make sure that you realize who I am? visit my profile.Ive got recent and old naked pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1sl6WMgJssSabagRGgaDj-Kp0cR-rmRhK , those that you enjoyed most.Let me know when you a're back!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your ideal, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 2:35 a.m.

Hello,
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Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Browsing saucy personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:14 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Think a routine relationship is too much stress? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Seriously, who has the time and the health for this relationship thing today?I know I don't. But there is something I do have time for!You may have understood already lol.Let's drop all this guilt stuff and just have a arousing time.No need to worry about giving me gifts or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned fun between the sheets, that's what I'm crazy about!See my absolutely frisky pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=14hAOH9CY36Smt3VLVGeiM3039tMRhMCF , let's make this happen!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Browsing saucy personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 3:51 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: View the recent mind-lowing pics in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

Listen, I saw you online and could not but email you. I'd like to get closer to you.Check out my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1pByQyiswL0IexErAiC5dHjEN6vVVFGgE with new mind-lowing pictures and do not hesitate to tell me how you find me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: View the recent mind-lowing pics in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there, lover. Lonesome? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

You see, it's all the same stuff for me.I wake up, I do my job, then I go home bla bla.I just thought, hey, I'm too hot to blow my life this way!So right now I'm up to just about anything fun.I have got a new profile right here, I suppose we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really goodtime you'll be telling your palsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1tqsxLw5U7ZXaVuCuu6Q80Kx2vY0IlzFh

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there, lover. Lonesome? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 10:53 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC