The colloquy of Christopher Kerr

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Kerr and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: HELLO
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 9:40 p.m.

Hello,
This mail comes to you with so much tears, sorrow, mourning and grief. My client young daughter (Lina) who will be 16 years old this year December, 2016 her father, a business mogul, a government contractor and investor a citizen of Korea lives in Saletta, Italy and was unfortunate to be among the over 250 people killed in the Earthquake that happened in Italy Wednesday August 24, 2016.

The teenage daughter whose late mother dead of cancer is the heir to his father bequeathed USD$12,000,000.00 and too young to manage this huge fund effectively. The little girl faced with the fear of uncertainty for the future consulted me to seek your support to receive this fund on her behalf, to present you before the bank with legal documents to receive this fund and invest the fund judiciously into a lucrative ventures. For your assistant in receiving this fund in your account you will be compensated with 40% of the total USD$12M.

Consider the sad tragedy, anguish and sorrow the innocent teenage girl is presently and give her helping hands to receive this fund and help to create a future to have confident in by contacting me for more details via E-mail: [email protected]

Sincerely,
Mr. Lamin Barkings

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: HELLO
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 9:40 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Her desire and dedication to education, reply urgently.
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

Our sincere thanks for your response, goodwill and interest in giving a
helping hand and to offer support to the orphan girl at this sober moment.
The teenage girl Daddy was a very resourceful father and a distinguished
gentleman, worked harder than ever and determined to give his daughter the
best in life before death came calling that is the irony of life.

He took a gallant bow out of the world when the Earthquake occurred, mass
burial was given to those not accounted for. The innocent daughter cannot
stop crying, she told me her heart is heavy because her Daddy was a father
like no other indeed to her, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

My office and the girl is deeply grateful for the honour done us by your
reply responding to her request partnering with you in the investment of
her bequeathed inheritance. The heiress is highly interested in furthering
her education and consider you to be a motivator that will encourage her
academic dreams when you receive the fund.

This request and plea is real, and there is no risk attached to helping in
receiving this fund and investment. The heiress is honest person and
desires you to trust her and to offer all support and assistant you can to
ensure this is a success.

What you will be required to do will be to work in cooperation and harmony
with the paying bank to receive this fund. Therefore, your names will be
forwarded with the bank in charge of this deposit to transfer this fund to
you and immediately you receive the fund, plan will be concluded to your
meeting with the orphanage girl and to proceed with investment. The details
of the bank will be sent to you immediately your reply is received, so that
you can contact the bank to process the fund in your name transfer effected
to your account.

We will be partnering with you with all truthfulness, high principle,
humility, selflessness, honesty and dedication to work. Hence, we seek you
unflinching support, cooperation, love and dedication to work this out
successfully and I am confident that this will wipe the tears of her face,
comfort and relief her.

I wait to hear from you.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

*Mr. Lamin Barkings LAMIN BARKINGS AND ASSOCIATES*

*(Legal Practitioner, Notary Public and Consultant)*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Her desire and dedication to education, reply urgently.
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 10:04 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My location at the moment and difficulties… hope you understand.
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 9:04 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

Thanks for your mail, be rest assured that your information is safe and
will not be distributed in any form.

I was a private and special investment adviser to my late client and
business mogul, my ID is attached to this mail, however, you will be unable
to reach me on my telephone as I am presently in North Korea trying to
conclude plans to get traveling requirements for the orphan heiress *Minsuh
Lina Chung*, though this is a very big risk for me due to the government
agents everywhere but I am giving it my best effort. She is the heiress to
her father bequeathed *USD$25,000,000.00*.

The total amount of fund you will be receiving is *US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty
Five Million US Currency)*. Once transferred to you, *take 40% out of
it*, *keep
50% for me and the teenage girl* for investment with you and donate *10% to
any charity home*.

I will really appreciate some dedication of your time to this, so that
things can be fast without unnecessary delays. Always remember the need for
confidentiality and absolute secrecy. I am totally incapable to do anything
from my position and location here, our only hope lies on you.

Also, understand that sometimes, I may be busy getting necessary
requirements from various traveling offices and may NOT be able to access
my email. But whenever I am done, I will always be in contact. So it will
be nice, if you write me every time as a partner.

This email should be kept discreet. I pray that with your help the funds
will be secured and properly invested. I need you to assure me and the
orphan girl once again that her funds can be safe with you and you won't
dupe us. That she will get her 50% share of the fund when you receive it
and investment plans adequately put in place?

Please let me know if you understand this message in your response, then I
will forward the bank details to you to make contact immediately.

Thank you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My location at the moment and difficulties… hope you understand.
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 4:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your willingness to assist will be appreciated, protected & respected.
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 8:27 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

I'm so glad you understand my previous message, thanks for your response.
It important you understand that I am not only guaranteeing you that all
that is required in this transaction is ethical and legal it is the truth
and the fund is genuine. For details on line as you requested at the
moment this is not possible because internet system here in this Country is
configured in a way that the government system and agent monitor
everything, it is absolutely an autocratic environment but shortly we will
be meeting with you soon. So we seek your understanding trust and confident
at the moment.

For security reasons to avoid breach of operational rule and regulations as
we work with you keeping the details of the fund transfer and teenage girl
movement, activities in North Korea is monitored by the government unit of
bad undertakers, assassins that does bad job for the president and this
makes it impossible for me to call you because I don't have access to
phone, even details of my online activities in UK has been blocked for
safety of the orphanage girl till we are done and leave the Country for
good, presently she is living in North Korea, she travel down for her
father’s burial but the state held her against her wish. So that is why I
am presently in North Korea seeking for means for her to travel out of the
Country immediately you receive the fund, please bear with us.

As for what we need from you, is utmost unflinching support, cooperation
and understanding that the innocent girl need all your support, confident
and a fatherly love she presently don’t have. Our partnership with you to
receive this fund, and invest it properly, support her education while she
is close to you will enable you to have a close eye on her and her
security, that will mean giving her hope again.

Therefore, in your reply it is important that you send your personal
contact details and telephone so that I will forward letter with the girl
to the bank to conclude plans to transfer the fund to your account. Then
the bank will contact you and further communication you will follow up with
the bank Director to work this fund to your custody.

Be determined to this feat and be assured it will be successful and when
you look at this girl growing industrial wise under your care tomorrow you
will be proud you created the foundation that led to her success and
happiness in life, thank you.

Make this transaction and its success a priority from this moment my good
friend, we look forward to your response with contact details.

I am grateful. Take care.

Thank you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your willingness to assist will be appreciated, protected & respected.
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 11 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Halifax Bank will contact you.
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 4:41 a.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

Thank you for your mail, we are presently finalizing on the payment plans
with the Bank in Europe and United Kingdom precisely - Halifax Bank where
the fund is deposited.

Today your full names will be forwarded to Halifax Bank for payment
regularization in your name, therefore, be informed that the Director of
the Bank (MR. ANTONIO HORTA-OSORIO) will be contacting you to advise on the
procedure and process of transferring the fund to your account. When you
are contacted, you are advised to work with Halifax Bank to receive this
fund, to enable us conclude on the next phase of this transaction,
finalizing with the orphanage girl travel, investment plans with you,
supporting her education through this fund, orphanage and less privilege.

I will be speaking with you shortly I am able to work out the conducive
chance that will create the enabling environment for us to talk effectively
without making our communication as monitored harmful to this vision and
feat. Send your telephone number in your next mail to enable me reach you
also.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Halifax Bank will contact you.
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 1:51 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Thank you very much for your email of earlier today.
  • On: Dec. 9, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

Thank you very much for your email of earlier today. Please kindly be
advised that we have forwarded all details of the payment transfer to you
that will enable the bank proceed with fund transfer process in your name
to UK.

Therefore, you should exercise patient as you will be contacted hopefully
by Halifax Bank today Friday or unfailingly by Monday. Work is in progress
and by next week you should be opening up communication with the bank and
work in tendon with the management to aid smooth transfer of the fund to
your account.

When contacted by Halifax Bank I will advise and admonish you to offer
every cooperation, support and cordiality with the bank to facilitate
immediate conclusion of the transfer process and the fund wired to your
account. Ensure there is excellent rapport, obedience and harmonious
working environment between you and the director (MR. ANTONIO HORTA-OSORIO)
who will be assisting us to see you receive the fund successfully.

In all keep us, updated with the payment progress and process with the
bank. Thank you for all your kind assistance.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you very much for your email of earlier today.
  • On: Dec. 9, 2016, 12:46 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: "It will be an honour to work with you on very important initiative that will shape the success"
  • On: Dec. 9, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

"It will be an honour to work with you on very important initiative that
will shape the success of this transaction, restore hope to the heiress,
she is back to school and investment of the fund accelerated.

I am absolutely confident that this partnership with you, with one mind and
objective will reflect enormous consensus about the need to work with all
dedication and determination to move this fund into an economy where it
will be efficiently used and grows. Thank you"

We will be looking forth to the bank contacting you and please keep us
updated with progress, have a nice weekend.

Spammer

  • Subject: Has the Bank contacted or sent mail to you?
  • On: Dec. 12, 2016, 7:41 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

How are you today, hope the week is starting on well.

I presumed you may have been contacted by the paying bank Halifax
presently. If you have been contacted ensure you forward to the bank all
the requested details needed to process the fund change of beneficiary to
your name, to seek for approval and onward transfer of the fund to your
account.

Work with all loyalty, discretion and cooperation with the bank to ensure
the transfer approval comes out without delay and the fund successfully
transferred to your account. Let there be good rapport and cordiality that
will provide the enabling environment with the Bank Director Antonio
Horta-Osorio and the bank management to work on this payment and see to
that the fund is wired to you without setbacks.

Reply and update me and let know if you have been contacted. Check your
email for the bank mail possibly and your spam box or junk mail box in case
you did not see the bank mail in your inbox as due to system congestion and
overcrowding often important mail are wrongly directed to spam box, take
note.

Waiting to hear from you.

Spammer

  • Subject: Call me urgently.
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 8:07 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

I am yet to hear from you and to know if you have been contacted by the
bank.

Try and give me a call immediately you read this mail on: +44 - 702 - 404 -

Spammer

  • Subject: Nice to hear from you, happy New Year.
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:57 p.m.

Dear Christopher Kerr,

Happy New Year Christo, nice hearing from you though I know you may have
been busy with end of the year work load hence we had break in
communication, it was same here.

However, it is good you communicated to bring about progressive development
and to enable us work together with the bank in order for you to receive
the fund for investment and supporting of the heiress education. Halifax
Bank will be contacting you by Monday 16th January, 2017 to accelerate the
payment process and transfer of the fund to your account. After reading
from you, I sent a reminder today to the bank and once they receive it,
next week there will be progression and headway on payment.

Once you are contacted, it is important that you respond to Halifax Bank
the office of (MR. ANTONIO HORTA-OSORIO) the bank CEO and Director and
provide all the necessary details the bank need to wire this fund to your
account.

I pray that each day of this New Year 2017 will bring you happiness,
excitement, opportunities, wealth and health, pleasant surprises to you and
family.

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.

Thank you in anticipation.

*Mr. Lamin Barkings*

*LAMIN BARKINGS AND ASSOCIATES*

(Legal Practitioner, Notary Public and Consultant)

408 Trocoll House, Wakering Road, Barking IG11 8PD

Tel:*+44 702 404 6523* <+44%2070%202404%206523> 813 Fax: *+44 702 404 6523*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Nice to hear from you, happy New Year.
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 9:40 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hii
  • On: July 5, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

Are you okay?
If I heard from you, I would calm down. And generally speaking ! I would like to talk with you, learn more about you and your life!
I'm serious about my intentions!
I want to see your new photo. I think tomorrow I can answer!
It would be nice to hear from you! tell me about yourself !
What's new and interesting?
I will be interested to hear from you! Kseniia

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hii
  • On: July 5, 2017, 8:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great pen-friend
  • On: July 27, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great pen-friend
  • On: July 27, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my new mate!
  • On: Aug. 7, 2017, 9:16 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my new mate!
  • On: Aug. 7, 2017, 3:02 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Job!
  • On: Aug. 25, 2017, 10:13 p.m.

Good morning We returning back concerning request on a Careers web-sitefor vacant position of Senior Buyer. PAYMENT RANGE: $92,889 - $116,002 AYear TYPE OF JOB: From home OPEN PERIOD: Long Term General Responsibilitiesand Duties include: - Secures quotes from suppliers of necessary resourcesto negotiate most favorable price terms and services to meet productionplan - Do plans and negotiate long term contracts and terms - Monitorsupply chain activity including controlling supplier selection - Inducting,valuating and tracking vendors cost, quality, and delivery - Managelogistics to insure goods timely delivery with necessary documentationNecessary Skills: - Must be detail oriented, methodical and highlyorganized - Be able to work in a team environment - Have an ability tobuild morale and group commitments to goals and objectives - Must beavailable to work flexible hours, overtime, weekends - Working knowledge ofMicrosoft Office (Outlook, Excel, Word) and office equipment - Legaldriver's license and Driver experience is needed Please, submit your Resumeif interested. NOTE Only candidates with resume will be looked through!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Job!
  • On: Aug. 26, 2017, 8:54 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my great pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 2, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my great pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 2, 2017, 11:13 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my awesome pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 5, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my awesome pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 5, 2017, 7:42 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening.
  • On: Sept. 6, 2017, 1:15 a.m.

Good day Hey hey my new pen-friend I hope that our meeting will beexcitement. My name is Marina, i'm 41 years old. I live in Syberia, this iscenter of big Russia. I am not little girl to believe in the beautiful lovestories. But i want to love and be loved. I want to change my life. I workas an booker in a travel agency. I was in Turkey, Spain, Greece. I think myEnglish is good. At school it was required lessons. I don't think therewill be any misunderstanding between us. I am waiting for your mail to me.Truly yours, Marinochka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening.
  • On: Sept. 6, 2017, 2:59 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my great friend,
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 4:04 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my great friend,
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 3:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 10:55 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening
  • On: Sept. 8, 2017, 3:47 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Kerr
CEO, MNesty, LLC