The colloquy of Calvin Brown

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Calvin Brown and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Attn: benito---Overseas choice & custom printing
  • On: March 1, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn: benito---Overseas choice & custom printing
  • On: March 1, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Calvin, tell me what you need to customize
  • On: March 3, 2017, 4:05 a.m.

Dear Calvin,

Thank you for the email. We're a printing manufacturer based in China.

May I know what example you're looking for?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Calvin, tell me what you need to customize
  • On: March 3, 2017, 11:38 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi
  • On: June 26, 2017, 3:56 p.m.

Hi Cassandra,

Are you interested in website design and development services for mnesty.com
as I have received your email?

Spammer

  • Subject: Very Urgent!!!
  • On: June 26, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

Dear Sir!

Thanks for your prompt response to my email. I have confirmed that you are the rightful beneficiary to receive this abandoned consignment box. To ensure the full protection of you and me, I would respectfully request we maintain confidentiality.

Furthermore, for you to have full confidence of the existence of this consignment, I will go ahead and pay the consignment clearance fee of $3,800usd which was the main reason the consignment was with-held by Charleston International Airport Authority here since these charges were not paid by the diplomatic agent who delivering this consignment to you.

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of our communication confidential. I am making use of this opportunity since I will be retiring soon without anyone knowing about it, unless if you reveal it to a third party, which i would strongly advice you never to do so and remember, 'Loose Lips Sink Ships'. I will email you my flight details as soon as I am able to conclude negotiations for the release of the consignment to you which could be completed hopefully Today or tomorrow as I will be making the payment of $3800 for the clearance.

But you have to assure me once again that my own share of the money will be given to me as I am taking a big risk doing this process on your behalf. Do send me a scan copy of any government issued I.D showing your full name and address so as to enable me proceed with the clearance process as well as the nearest Airport to you.

Thanks am looking forward to read your email.

Best Regards,
Mr. Andrew J. Savage, III, Senior Storage officer at Charleston Int'l Airport CHS
Tel:
+1 828 558 4359

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi
  • On: June 27, 2017, 3:26 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: June 27, 2017, 3:31 p.m.

Hi Cassandra,

Greetings from Gstar Infotech Pvt. Ltd...!!!

Rachel, from the marketing department, received your query and asked me to
assist you further. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Steve (Manager –
International Sales) and I am taking care of International Business
activities here at Gstar Infotech Pvt Ltd.

Please add me on skype as [email protected] and on Whats app as +91
9958155808

I would request you to reply me over email for me to understand what
exactly you are looking for.

We hold decent members in the team. For every project we can easily engage
a designer, developer, content writer (if required) and a project manager.

You can rate us by yourself, just browse through our website link or check
out our portfolio.

We have got the best turnaround time, though it depends on what you want us
to serve you with.

*About Company:*

*Gstar-Infotech Pvt. Ltd.* (www.gstarinfotech.com) is a global leader in
consulting & Technology with physical presence in *India* but virtually
present across the globe. We have a sound team of talented *graphic
designers for PHP, Wordpress,RoR, SEO/SMO/PPC ,experienced
PhoneGap/Cordova,Appcelerator, Sencha Touch, iPhone; Android and can
provide you with a quality solution. *

*You can review our past work along with our company profile on below
links.*

We can schedule a phone conf on *Skype*([email protected] ) or on *Whats
app(+91 9958155808)* , I will be happy to call you and discuss.

If you have any further queries or doubts, please let me know.

Looking forward for your early response.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: June 28, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind follow up email for your query.

Please do update me with your response.

I will be waiting to hear from you.

Thank you.
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: June 29, 2017, 8:32 a.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

It would be nice to have you connected with me so that we can exchange
thoughts.

Also, i would request you to add me over skype "[email protected]" or
whatsapp "+91-9958155808" for better communication.

My motive is to have clear idea of your requirement and honestly connecting
with you few more times will give both of a good benefit.

Sure believe to hear from you soon.

Thank you.
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 4, 2017, 3:05 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

Please send in your response for further communication.

I have been trying my luck to connect with you but haven't got any
opportunity yet.

Kindly share your Skype id or WhatsApp number for better conversation.

Thank you.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 5, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

I sure believe that you must have received my emails and was getting
curious for your response.

Kindly update me with your reply.

Thank you.
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 6, 2017, 3:03 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

Just checking that the email I sent you for your query has not been replied
yet. I have to update your feedback before I can proceed with you further.
Can you let me know when you'll be able to look at it for me?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 11, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

It is a kind follow up for my earlier email.

Please do reply me your interest towards our services offered.

I will again request you to connect with me over Skype "
[email protected]" or WhatsApp "+91-9958155808" for better
communication.

Waiting for your early response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 13, 2017, 12:35 p.m.

Hi Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

Just checking that the email I sent you for your query has not been replied
yet. I have to update your feedback before I can proceed with you further.
Can you let me know when you'll be able to look at it for me?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 14, 2017, 3:48 p.m.

Hi Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

I believe you must have received my earlier email.

It will be my humble request if you can reply m your interest.

Also, do send in your feedback for further communication.

You can always connect with me over Skype "[email protected]" or
WhatsApp "+91-9958155808" for better communication.

Looking forward for your positive response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 18, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

I was expecting to hear back from you.

Kindly send in your feedback for my last email regarding your query.

Please do let me know if you need any added information.

Thank you.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 19, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind follow up email for my earlier one.

Please do update me with your response, so that i can connect with you to
discuss more.

Also, do add me over Skype "[email protected]" or WhatsApp
"+91-9958155808" for better communication.

Looking forward for your early response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 20, 2017, 2:26 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

I believe that my email was well received by you and your query was
decently replied.

Kindly update me with your response so that i can manage to bring relevant
information for further discussion.

Looking forward for your reply.

Steve.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 24, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

Hi Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind reminder for my earlier email.

Please do send in your response for further communication.

You can always reach me over skype "[email protected]" or WhatsApp
"+91-9958155808".

Looking forward for your early response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 25, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

I have kept an email trail of your query and would appreciate if you can
reply me for further communication.

Also, it would be great if we can connect over Skype "
[email protected]" or WhatsApp "+91-9958155808" for better
communication.

Looking forward for your early response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: July 31, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

My only concern will be to show the our worth and have you on-board with us
so that you can see our standards.

The pricing will be genuine and pocket friendly.

How about me suggesting you to give me your budget and i will provide you
service in it.

This will be a win win situation for both of us and we can easily operate
as per you need.

So it will appreciate that you send me your requirement in precise and
allow me to cater you with our services.

You will be happy to know that we follow Agile Methodology which is way
more client friendly.

Also, a team will be engaged for your work and it will be headed by a
Project Manager who will take care of smooth delivery of your project.

Looking forward for your early response.

Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Response
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your quick email response.
It's my most desire and honor to work together in partnership
investment with you.

I want to use this great opportunity to appreciate your concern with
honorable regard to welcome your corporation towards your good
interest of investment, Am seeking your assistance to receive this
capital investment fund into your noble custody as reputable partner
for safe keeping of the equity into lucrative venture in your country.

I would like to confide my trust in you for confidentiality of your
peaceful securing of this funds in your country to invest worth sum of
$10Million that will be under your control as the manager of the
funds.
Once am rest assured on your ability of handling the project in your
country, I will be making all necessary arrangement by next week to
convey this equity as I issue you mandate holder for our partnership
investment.

Please Curtis Brown, we most be security conscious due to my political
position in my country as we work diligently in conveying of this
Equity from the Bank Vault were the money was deposited.

Please keep this confidential for security reasons as we only can be
communicating vital matters through email.

Awaiting your earliest response.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind follow up email to know the status of my earlier information.

I sure believe that it was something that might have caught your interest
but you must be assuming to give it a thought and probably give us a try.

What i wanted to deliver in a long term business association where my team
will be catering you with services and matching your expectations for I.T.
support.

It will be great if we connect over a quick call or chat.

Please send in your reply.

Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Response
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Confidential
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 8:57 p.m.

Dear Calvin Brown,

Am glad on your devotional business interest.
I request you provide me your details information listed below on your
acceptance of our partnership Investment Capital Fund.

1. Your Full Name & Address:
2. Your Direct Phone:
3. Your Status & Occupation:
3. Photocopy of your ID for proper Identification:

As soon as I receive your details it will be used to undergo
processing to prepare MOU/Agreement you will sign and return for our
total re-assurance of our business mutual benefit understanding over
sharing of the investment sum upon receiving of the fund into your
noble custody as the manager of the equity into profitable business in
your country.
Meanwhile, we most notarize a Change of fund ownership on your name as
the beneficiary, also I will issue Letter of Authorisation on your
name for acknowledgement by the Bank/Financial Vault to enable you
make claiming/receiving of fund.

Please keep this confidential for security reasons as I attached to
you photocopy of my ID for your perusal.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Confidential
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Confidential
  • On: Aug. 3, 2017, 8:18 a.m.

Dear Sir,

Am waiting you to forward to me your details as listed below to use in
preparing MOU/Agreement that will a bind us thus business mutual
beneficiary understanding for terms.

1. Your Full Name & Address:
2. Your Direct Phone:
3. Your Status & Occupation:
3. Photocopy of your ID for proper Identification:

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 4, 2017, 1:22 p.m.

Dear Cassandra,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind follow up email for my previous one.

Just getting curious to know about your interest towards the information
shared.

Looking forward for your response.

Regards:
Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 4, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 9, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

Dear Cavin,

Hope you are doing well..

This is a kind follow up email to my earlier one.

Please let me know of your interest.

You can always connect with me over Skype "[email protected]" and
WhatsApp "+91-9958155808".

Looking forward for your early response.

Thank you.
Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 2:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 2:52 a.m.

Dear Calvin,

Thank you for your response.

As stated earlier, my company provides best services in:

1. Web design and development.
2. Mobile App development.
3. Digital Marketing (SEO , SMO and PPC)

And is quite capable in catering 360 degree web related work.

I have already shared reference in that regards.

Looking forward to get associated with you soon for the same.

Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 6:25 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 8:52 a.m.

Dear Calvin,

Thank you for your response.

Please find the attached document that contains the rank report which can
be of good reference.

Waiting for your next email.
Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

Dear Calvin,

Thank you for showing interest.

You have my details in the signature below or you can add me over Skype "
[email protected]" and WhatsApp "+91-9958155808", i am always
available at your services.

I would request you to share your Skype id or WhatsApp number for better
communication.

Looking forward for our next connect.

Regards:
Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Calvin Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 7:19 p.m.

Dear Calvin,

Thank you for showing interest.

You have my details in the signature below or you can add me over Skype "
[email protected]" and WhatsApp "+91-9958155808", i am always
available at your services.

I would request you to share your Skype id or WhatsApp number for better
communication.

Looking forward for our next connect.

Regards:
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 11, 2017, 10:17 a.m.

Dear Calvin,

Hope you are doing well.

I sure believe that you must have received my earlier email.

It will be my humble request from you to least reply me with your
availability.

I know you must be quite occupied in your schedule but this also seeks
attentions as it is for the enhancement of your business.

So please do let me know when next we can have a quick call or chat.

You can add me over Skype "[email protected]" and WhatsApp
"+91-9958155808" or can share your contact details with feasible date-time.

Looking forward for your response.

Regards:
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 14, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

Dear Calvin,

Hope this email finds you well.

I do appreciate that you are reading my follow ups and admire you for your
professionalism.

It has been many days since we last had a communication and i was getting
curious to know of the result.

Well, i do understand that such decisions are not taken instantaneously and
client is always unpredictable, but if you require support for any other
work do keep me in consideration.

Rest, my hopes will always be high with this project as it was pitched on
urgent bases.

Looking forward for our next connect.

Regards:
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 11:44 a.m.

Hi Calvin,

Hope you are doing well.

Just checking that the email I sent you for your query has not been replied
yet. I have to update your feedback before I can proceed with you further.
Can you let me know when you'll be able to look at it for me?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Aug. 28, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

Hi Calvin,

Hope you are doing well.

I was wondering about my last email, i sure believe you must have gone
through it.

Kindly update me with your response so that we can start with the work or
least move according to the process of further information exchange.

You can even connect with me over Skype "[email protected]" or
WhatsApp "+91-9958155808" for quick call or chat.

There is a great opportunity in working together and i will be looking for
it.

Thank you.
Steve

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

Dear Calvin,

Hope this email finds you well.

It is a kid follow up email for my earlier one.

I sure believe things are moving in the right direction.

Looking forward to connect with you soon.

Regards:
Steve.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding your Query.
  • On: Sept. 8, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

Hi Calvin,

Hope you are doing well.

This is a kind follow up email to understand the status of my earlier email.

If you still hold any doubt or query then please do feel free to connect
with me over Skype "[email protected]" or WhatsApp "+9958155808".

You will be happy to know that we are throwing some special offers this
month and i want you to take benefit out of it.

All information shared with you will be exclusive.

My only concern will be to understand how you want us to pursue as no one
can match us over our skills.

We are expanding our business this month and want to join more people to
take benefit of our services.

Please do reply me with your response.

Looking forward to connect with you soon.

Regards:
Steve