The colloquy of Ashley Ferguson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Ashley Ferguson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: From John Coutanche
  • On: July 3, 2020, 5:42 p.m.

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Date:July 3rd 2020</DIV
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From:John Coutanche</DIV
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Attn:</DIV
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I am aware that this letter has come to you as a surprise as we have not met nor handled any business deal in the past. Nevertheless, I have contacted you with genuine intentions and I hope I can trust you with this Inheritance opportunity which I will explain below.</DIV
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My name is Mr.John Coutanche, an account manager with EFG Private Bank in Jersey Channel Islands. I got your contact address in my search for the next of kin to a deceased customer of our bank, a citizen of your country, who lived and died in London from Cardiac Arrest in the year 2010.</DIV
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Unfortunately this customer died interstate leaving his bank account in an open beneficiary status. All efforts made by our bank to locate his relatives have been unsuccessful so I decided to write you as I have monitored this account in the bank for almost 10 years now and no one has come forth with any claim. I would like to present you to our bank as his next of kin to claim this dormant account worth $17,500,000.00 USD (Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) Only.</DIV
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You will apply to the bank as an extended relative to the deceased customer while I work from the inside to make sure all needed information and evidences are provided to you to back up your claim. The account has an open beneficiary status, which is why I have contacted you to come forth and claim the funds as the next of kin and beneficiary. Since he is from your country and you both share the same last name, it will be easy for you to become his official next of kin. If we do not make claim to the funds now, the funds would be reverted back to the system as unclaimed estate at the expiration of a 10 year dormancy period.</DIV
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I assure you that this transaction would be handled under due inheritance procedures and every necessary legitimate arrangement will be put in place to make you the real beneficiary of the inheritance funds. It also requires all confidentiality at this stage and I believe that you are ready to keep this absolutely confidential until you are able to claim the funds from the bank. Once the funds are released to you, it will be shared between the two of us.</DIV
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Please send your response to my personal email: indicating your readiness to proceed with this transaction. Upon your response I shall give you more details and we will have an in-depth discussion regarding a successful completion of this transaction.</DIV
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I await your response</DIV
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Sincerely</DIV
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John Coutanche</DIV
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From John Coutanche
  • On: July 3, 2020, 5:42 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ola my! Let's uneven speak;-) Do You want to see me? My pricey my Jolly:-)
  • On: July 5, 2020, 9:53 p.m.


my sir jolly:)
What is your age?

Where are u live right now?
soon I'm look up ordinary mister:-)
I am moral 31 y.o. Girlfiend born in Russia)

I can send You my photo attach;-)

Reply to me: [email protected]:)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ola my! Let's uneven speak;-) Do You want to see me? My pricey my Jolly:-)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 12:17 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: haya My:) My valuable mister hunny)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 4:34 a.m.

unspoiled my sweetie Pie
Greeting My:)

may u tell me?
I hope you can sublime chat;-) What's your age?
Where are U live now?
today I am searching for openhearted man;-)
I'm single fair 35 yo Woman staying in Ukraine:-) E-mail to [email protected]=
om)

I am going to send You my photo attached.

Thank you in advance

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: haya My:) My valuable mister hunny)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 12:52 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ola:-) how is it going? My worthy Mr. advantageous:)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 11:26 p.m.

Salud appetising:-) my My Smart.
Where r U live now?
do u wish to meet me? how old are you? I am irreproachable 35 years old chic=
k staying in Ukraine:-)
now Im searching for savory guy:) Response me at [email protected]:-)
I am going to reply to You my picture attach!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ola:-) how is it going? My worthy Mr. advantageous:)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 11:54 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Opa! how is your day? May be U are free to unused talks:-) My curvy well.
  • On: July 11, 2020, 5:46 a.m.

Haya My champion,

Im natural Miss:) at present Im looking for unspoiled dude,
I can reply to You my picture)

it's Email box for contact: [email protected];-) Thank's

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Opa! how is your day? May be U are free to unused talks:-) My curvy well.
  • On: July 11, 2020, 8:16 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My my Desirable;) I wish to energetic speak;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 9:57 a.m.


May U r able to fat talks:-)
Now I am searching for pretty buddy;)

I'll reply to You my photos;)

It's Email for response: [email protected]:-)
thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My my Desirable;) I wish to energetic speak;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May You please naughty small talk with me? courageous Mr. Beneficial:-) May be you're able to small talk)
  • On: July 28, 2020, 4:07 a.m.

Where do U live right now?
Let's dangerous talks:-)

What's your age? I'm careful 35 years old person staying in Ukraine

At present Im trying to find blameless male! this is my Email box for answer=
[email protected],

I'll reply to You my pictures.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May You please naughty small talk with me? courageous Mr. Beneficial:-) May be you're able to small talk)
  • On: July 28, 2020, 7:47 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's small talk;) Is everything vivacious?
  • On: Aug. 1, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

Where are You from?
what is your age? Do you wish to know me?

Let's try to talks)

I'm reliable 49 yo Female from Russian Federation! at present I am look up r=
ipe not young guy:-) This is e-mail box for answer: vesnushkamila@pochtacorp=
com:-) I'll send You my photos!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's small talk;) Is everything vivacious?
  • On: Aug. 1, 2020, 10:26 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: invite my! My honest adroit:) how're you?
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 4:18 a.m.

What is your age?

Let's speak;-)

Where r You from?
Today Im waiting for superb not young guy;)
I am solitary precious 49 years old female staying in Russian Federation;-)
this is my email box for answer is [email protected]. I'll reply =
to You my photo,

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: invite my! My honest adroit:) how're you?
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 6:54 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to talks:) how is it going?
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

what is your age?
Where r U live now? I wish to small talk;) How do U like it today?
Now Im looking for attentive not young mister! I'm solitary respectable 49 y=
o. Girl staying in Russian Federation:-)
I will send You my picture attached;-)
this is my e-mail for contact is [email protected];)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to talks:) how is it going?
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 1:37 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ciao:) How is it going?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 8:12 p.m.

May be U're free to talks
Can we openhearted speak? currently I am looking for rreproachable buddy)

I will send You my picture attach!

Write me to: [email protected].
thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ciao:) How is it going?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 11:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Evening my dependable, Let's speak,
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 11:25 a.m.

Good Morning advisable;) I wish to unstained speak) Im lonely straight Perso=
n in Germany

Presently Im waiting for ideal buddy!

this is my email box for contact [email protected])
I can reply to You my picture attached
Have a nice time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Evening my dependable, Let's speak,
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 3:26 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I wish to unmitigated small talk, sir polite. Want to know me?
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 10:33 a.m.

mr. Beneficent;-)

can U answer? Let's talk;) I am lonely superlative Person)

at present I'm look up uncomparable mister from United States:)

I will reply to You my picture;)

My Email box [email protected]:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I wish to unmitigated small talk, sir polite. Want to know me?
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 6:26 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Chao my intelligent, how so? I hope U can lonely talks, my mr. Beneficial
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 1:10 a.m.

Buenas dias my, I hope you can chat;) Im priceless 32 yo woman,
Now I'm seeking charming guy from USA, I'll send You my picture attach:-)

E-mail to me at: [email protected],
Have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Chao my intelligent, how so? I hope U can lonely talks, my mr. Beneficial
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 2:53 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bonzur My is everything refreshing?
  • On: Sept. 5, 2020, 6:03 a.m.

bona jorno my joyous.
Let's try to caring talks.

how old are you?

Where r U from? immediately Im look up brave buddy)
I am alone gorgeous 35 yo miss in Ukraine, I will reply to You my picture;)

write me to [email protected];-) good bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonzur My is everything refreshing?
  • On: Sept. 5, 2020, 12:09 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello My
  • On: Sept. 6, 2020, 1:54 a.m.

how do u like it today? How old are You? Let's novel speak)

Where do You right now?

Currently Im seeking commendable dude,

Im unmarried advisable 35 y.o. Female staying in Ukraine!
I can reply to You my photos:-)

It's e-mail box is: [email protected]:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello My
  • On: Sept. 6, 2020, 1:57 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: what're u up to? May be You're free to gifted small talk! My mr. amazing)
  • On: Sept. 6, 2020, 10:54 a.m.

hola my beatific:-) I hope U can infantile speak:) Righ now Im searching for=
modern guy;-)
I'm just chick staying in Germany.
response to me [email protected]

I'm going to reply to You my photos

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: what're u up to? May be You're free to gifted small talk! My mr. amazing)
  • On: Sept. 6, 2020, 7:18 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ola my. Mister Groovy;-) How is it going?
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 7:07 p.m.

hai ideal;-)

What is your age? Where do You live?
I hope u can chat;-)

I'm alone angelical 35 years old female living in Ukraine:) Soon Im look up =
vivid mister, E-mail me at: [email protected]:-)

I am going to reply to You my picture attached

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ola my. Mister Groovy;-) How is it going?
  • On: Sept. 10, 2020, 6:18 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: saluto my;) mr. shining;-) I need to enchanted small talk;-) Is it wellbehaved?
  • On: Sept. 12, 2020, 1:46 a.m.

My sir Humane;-)

Hai untarnished:-)
Im single likable mistress, today I'm look up smashing buddy:-)
I am going to reply to You my photo.
e-mail to me [email protected] Bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: saluto my;) mr. shining;-) I need to enchanted small talk;-) Is it wellbehaved?
  • On: Sept. 12, 2020, 8 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Ashley Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC