The colloquy of Christopher Kemp

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Kemp and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Unmissable offer to increase enquiries
  • On: July 30, 2020, 8:39 a.m.

Sent: 08 July 2020 10:47

Subject: Unmissable offer to increase enquiries

 
Hi
 
Are you free for a call? 
 
I have put a promotion together that is unmissable for any company wishing to increase sales and enquiries.
 
Month to month, no contract, increase Google positions in under 30 days and watch enquiries increase accordingly.
 
Can this be true, YES, I will show you as many clients as you wish at the top of Google for their respective
niche/searches, we can do the same for you.
 
What is the cost, well we have halved all prices due to the current climate and its contract free. We can
also bespoke a package to fit your budget if the packages are still a bit expensive.
 
Invest in yourself, your business and your website. Together we can grow the business bigger and stronger
than ever before, online sales are at a high so why should you miss out.
 
Please reply with name, email, web address and contact number.
 
Looking forward to working with you.
Kind Regards,

Jacquie Hartley,
Note: - If this is something you are interested, please respond to this email. If this is not of your interest, don't worry, we will not email you again

 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Unmissable offer to increase enquiries
  • On: July 30, 2020, 8:39 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: is everything bored? my joyous commendable:) Let's try to doubtful talks,
  • On: Aug. 1, 2020, 2:52 p.m.

My Sir Attentive,

I hope you can chilly speak.
Im special person living in Germany:)
Today I am look up just dude;-)
I am going to reply to You my picture:-)
it's my email box for answer: [email protected]:-) bye

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: is everything bored? my joyous commendable:) Let's try to doubtful talks,
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 12:28 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bonjou, how're u? my priceless Mister correct:-)
  • On: Aug. 20, 2020, 3:24 a.m.

Where do You now? What is your age?
I am valuable 49 years old girlfiend from Russian Federation:)

Immediately Im waiting for adequate not young man, Write to me at simpoticha=
[email protected])

I'll send You my picture.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonjou, how're u? my priceless Mister correct:-)
  • On: Aug. 20, 2020, 5:17 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: inviting generous! I need to small talk, My safe mister marshmallow)
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 4:35 a.m.

mister Nonpareil,

At this moment I am look up robust dude!

Im alone class lady:)
reply to [email protected];)

I can send You my picture attached! Thank's

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: inviting generous! I need to small talk, My safe mister marshmallow)
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 5:59 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: is everything humming:-) I want to chat:) unequaled mister Curvy:-)
  • On: Aug. 28, 2020, 8:08 a.m.

I am lonely curious 32 years old Miss from Russian Federation;) now Im looki=
ng for champion gentleman from United States.

Email box for contact is [email protected]) I will reply to You my=
photo attached:-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: is everything humming:-) I want to chat:) unequaled mister Curvy:-)
  • On: Aug. 28, 2020, 1:21 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Opa my kindhearted;-) can You tell;-)
  • On: Sept. 7, 2020, 4:21 a.m.

What's your age? Where r U live now? How so?

Im propitious 35 years old Girlfiend in Ukraine;-) Now Im waiting for coloss=
al gentleman;)

I'm going to reply to You my photos,
It's my email box for response [email protected];-)
thank you in advance

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Opa my kindhearted;-) can You tell;-)
  • On: Sept. 7, 2020, 4:38 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to additional chat:)
  • On: Sept. 12, 2020, 12:36 a.m.

at this moment I am waiting for smashing buddy) I'm going to send You my pho=
tos;) Write at: [email protected]

Thank you

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to additional chat:)
  • On: Sept. 12, 2020, 2:08 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey successful.
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 7:39 a.m.

my My generous;-)

at this moment I am searching for loose buddy;-) e-mail at [email protected]=
tlook.com;-)

I'll reply to You my picture attached

good bye

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey successful.
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 11:07 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to damp chat:-)
  • On: Oct. 2, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

haya:) Now I am waiting for loving man:-)
Im enjoyable Girl:-) I can reply to You my picture!

My e-mail for answer is: [email protected];)

Have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to damp chat:-)
  • On: Oct. 2, 2020, 6:48 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello my) how was it? oneandonly sir Ordinary;)
  • On: Oct. 2, 2020, 7:03 p.m.

Good Evening,

Where are You now?
May I ask u a question;-) what is your age? I am single unspoilt person) For=
now I'm looking for stylish male!
I am going to send You my photo attach) This is e-mail for response: limeryl=
[email protected]! thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello my) how was it? oneandonly sir Ordinary;)
  • On: Oct. 2, 2020, 7:53 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Day My;-) Can u please do me a favor?
  • On: Oct. 3, 2020, 11:32 p.m.

Salutation My) soundly mister cuddles! Let's try to modish talk) What's your=
age?
How so? Where r u stay? I'm single corking Chick;)
now Im trying to find safe man;-)

response me: [email protected];-) I am going to reply to You my picture,=

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Day My;-) Can u please do me a favor?
  • On: Oct. 4, 2020, 6:39 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salut able:) my mr. cutie:-) how do u like it today?
  • On: Oct. 15, 2020, 6:27 a.m.

My Top,
can you do me a favor,

immediately I am trying to find top gentleman! I am solitary astounding Girl=
:) reply at [email protected]:-) I will reply to You my photo

thank you

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salut able:) my mr. cutie:-) how do u like it today?
  • On: Oct. 15, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: agreeable Mr. Yummy Wish to know me? Let's talk!
  • On: Oct. 15, 2020, 9:04 p.m.

my Mr. appetizing;-)
May u're free to mute talk:-) Where do You live?
What is your age?
at this moment I am looking for bland buddy I'm savory 28 years old girl bor=
n in Ukraine:-)
E-mail me at: [email protected], I will send You my photo attached, ta=
lk to you later

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: agreeable Mr. Yummy Wish to know me? Let's talk!
  • On: Oct. 16, 2020, 8:46 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hallo admirable;-) caring Mr. crisp) How do u like it there? I hope You can unhealthy small talk,
  • On: Oct. 19, 2020, 4:04 a.m.

mister Interesting.

What's your age? Where are U from?

do U want to know me? I am alone real 28 years old girl from Ukraine)

righ now I am searching for limpid male;)

I am going to send You my photo;)

Email me to [email protected];-)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hallo admirable;-) caring Mr. crisp) How do u like it there? I hope You can unhealthy small talk,
  • On: Oct. 19, 2020, 6:44 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC