The colloquy of Andrew Mahoney

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Andrew Mahoney and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Vasy Nechay
  • On: April 19, 2021, 4:44 p.m.

It is possible to talk about what makes you masturbation for years, but it is of little interest to me.
All I am interested in in life is money, the remuneration for the time wasted on humans with similar hobby.
This is one of the few opportunities of earning.
I’m not going to steel ur time, you might need it to comply with my demands.
Within ninety six h I’m gonna destroy your public image in the eyes of ur loved ones, but it is up to you.
By means of your camera I recorded ur onanism.
My programme gives me total control over the device of a vic.
Thru rdp log I copied all ur contact details from ur email.
In forty-eight h from the moment of opening the msg you transfer my compensation to the indicated address. (I will be notified when u read it)
If you ignore me, I’ll send the dirt to the addresses of your loved ones and post it on the Internet.
If u do what I ask, all ur blackmail material will be swept off, and you’re never going to see me again.
My recommendation for u — do not browse questionable websites.
Contact me or track me is not possible, on emailing this notice I will delete this email.

--

--- possible impossibility

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Vasy Nechay
  • On: April 19, 2021, 4:44 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: [New campaigns!] Build Your High-Converting Campaign, Assets and Funnel - Step 2 of 10: $0 to $3.9M in 24 Months
  • On: April 21, 2021, 3:55 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Step 2 of a repeatable sales process after building your dream 1000 customer list is to build your high-converting campaign, assets and funnel.
We’re going to find and add a sample campaign, customize the campaign and send it to your list in the next 10 minutes.
Too busy? GrowthGenius customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads/month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me

5 Steps to Crafting Your High Converting Campaign:

Log In - https://app.growthgenius.com

Find a Campaign - Navigate to "/sample-email-campaigns" or "/sample-linkedin-campaigns". Press "Cmd" + "F" and type a keyword you're looking for like "agency", "SaaS" or "ecommerce"

Copy a Campaign - Click "+" to add the campaign to your "Campaigns", then navigate to "/campaigns" to select your campaign

Edit Your Campaign - Customize to your product, market, company and personalize with variables like industry, title, location, etc.

Hit save!

Voila! You now have a list of 1,000 dream customers and a high converting campaign.
Best Practices for High Converting Campaigns:

Subject Line - 3 - 5 words, relevant, personalized, invokes curiosity

Reason to Reach Out - Personalized question or hook, data-driven if possible

Body - Relate to your audience by speaking to aspirations or pains; use social proof, reciprocity, authority, and scarcity

CTA - High value, low risk, specific time, meet in person if possible

We'd love to help you. GrowthGenius customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads/month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more new business than you need,

Will
COO, Cofounder @ GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - FundSquire 3x'ed their team from 5 to 15 people in 18 months of working with us
Limited Offer - The first 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited for 50% off - $99 per seat per month (a $1,200 annual savings)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [New campaigns!] Build Your High-Converting Campaign, Assets and Funnel - Step 2 of 10: $0 to $3.9M in 24 Months
  • On: April 22, 2021, 3:53 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: [New Content!] Test Your Funnel With Free Traffic Sources Like Outbound Email and LinkedIn Prospecting - Step 3 of 10: $0 to $3.9M
  • On: April 24, 2021, 4:17 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Step 3 of 10 to building a repeatable sales process is to test your funnel with free traffic sources like outbound email and LinkedIn prospecting.
With Facebook, Google and LinkedIn ad CPM prices going way up, in the range of $5,000 to $10,000 per month in spend for 25 - 100 conversations there are better ways to generate conversations.
If we do this right, you're going to generate 10 - 50 qualified conversations per month using cold, free methods in less than 10 minutes.
If you need help building a list or creating a campaign from our sample campaigns, check out emails 1 & 2 (or let me know).
Too busy? GrowthGenius customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads/month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me

Now that you have added your list to your campaign, we're ready to authenticate, launch and get replies!
5 Steps to Testing Your Funnel With Free Traffic Sources:

Log In - https://app.growthgenius.com

Check Contacts - Click "Contacts" (people icon) to see that your contacts are there

Email & LinkedIn Authentication - Click your name in the top right, click settings then go to Email and / or LinkedIn and authenticate!

Hit launch! - You can launch a campaign by toggling the campaign ON in "Campaigns"

Inbox - Watch the replies pile in!

Best Practices for High Converting Campaigns:

Subject Line - 3 - 5 words, relevant, personalized, invokes curiosity

Reason to Reach Out - Personalized question or hook, data-driven if possible

Body - Relate to your audience by speaking to aspirations or pains; use social proof, reciprocity, authority, and scarcity

CTA - High value, low risk, specific time, meet in person if possible

Content - Organize your content by stage of your funnel

We'd love to help you out. GrowthGenius customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads/month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,

Will
COO + Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - Learn how we helped Clearbanc generated 100s of conversations raise over $300 million USD
Limited Offer - The first 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited for 50% off - $99 per seat per month (a $1,200 annual savings)
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: [New Content!] Test Your Funnel With Free Traffic Sources Like Outbound Email and LinkedIn Prospecting - Step 3 of 10: $0 to $3.9M
  • On: April 25, 2021, 3:06 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Test Your Offer, Position, and Price with INSIDE SALES (selling over the phone) (Step 4 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: April 27, 2021, 3:51 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Step 4 of 10 to building a repeatable sales process is to test your offer, position, and price with INSIDE SALES (selling over the phone).
After helping +300 companies sell better, we've seen what works and what doesn't when it comes to sales meetings.
The most effective sales meeting framework we've seen is Whitney Sales' "Qualifying Meeting" (starts at minute 31).
If you're curious, I've taken detailed notes in a blog post called "The Perfect Sales Meeting".
.

The entire presentation is helpful, but the key sections are "Qualify" and "Sell".
Qualify can be boiled down to "What do you need to know about this customers business to know if they are a fit for your product or service?"

Sell is to empathize and contextualize the value for a specific customer using stories and customer information to justify the value of your product or service.

Too busy? GrowthGenius can help you build this out and our customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads/month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
COO + Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - Learn how we helped Abacus, a facebook ad agency, generate 188 sales qualified leads in 4 months
Limited Offer - The first 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited for 50% off - $99 per seat per month (a $1,200 annual savings)
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Test Your Offer, Position, and Price with INSIDE SALES (selling over the phone) (Step 4 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: April 28, 2021, 2:06 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Deliver For Customers & Build A Case Study (Step 5 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 4, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Step 5 of 10 to building a repeatable sales process is to deliver for customers & build a case study.
If you can't deliver on the result you promise, you won't be in business for long. But the same goes for whether you can communicate that result.
Without proof you've been successful, it's difficult to build enough credibility to sell your next client on trusting you with their hard earned cash.
We're going to go through the elements of a great case study (they're simpler than you think):

Testimonial - A quick soundbite that conveys the gist of your engagement

Who - High level details on the people and the company

What - The driving reason they engaged you and the result of working together

When - The time it took to achieve the result

Where - Where were they before they started with you

Why - The unique reason they would work with you again

An example of the above is spelled out in our Abacus case study (feel free to check out others for contrast).

Too busy? GrowthGenius' customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads per seat per month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
COO & Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - Learn how we helped Abacus, a facebook ad agency, generate 188 sales qualified leads in 4 months
Limited Offer - The first 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited for 50% off - $99 per seat per month (a $1,200 annual savings)
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: Deliver For Customers & Build A Case Study (Step 5 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 4, 2021, 9:26 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: New in GrowthGenius: more data & filters, multi-threaded campaigns, and major spring cleaning 🧹
  • On: May 5, 2021, 7:34 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

We have some very exciting updates as we've completed a number of long-awaited, often requested features including multi-threaded email and LinkedIn (available upon request). Big thanks to our engineering team, particularly Stuart and Chris for making it happen. Also we'd like to bring in the greater community to our partner chats, here's the ongoing partner meeting presentation link.
In addition to the commonly requested features, we're also now able to accelerate your custom build of our software to fit your uniquely tailored workflow. Kindly reply to this email or book through my calendar and we'd be happy to accommodate - https://calendly.com/will-richman.

New In GrowthGenius!

$0 Down Custom Product Development
Multi-Threaded Email and LinkedIn Campaigns (Looking for Beta Testers)
Getting Started Checklist & Page
Whitelabel Users Page
Reporting - Bounced Messages and Total Messages Sent
Custom & Fallback Variables Rework
App Performance Improvements
New Contact Filters
Forwarding Replies from Inbox
Ongoing Deliverability Support

$0 Down Custom Product Development
Every agency has a special workflow situation (bulk withdraw, multi-threaded, etc.). Let us know what you need built to achieve your perfect workflow, and we'll build the product to your specifications to maximize the $ amount you save or make per seat - often consolidating multiple software vendors, data, labour, and organizational headache (100 seats x $200 - $500 USD per seat x 12 months x 1.25 fx CAD:USD = $300,000 - $750,000 annually). We'll get you a time frame + scope of work and pending your satisfaction, dedicate engineering resources to building out your custom workflow in no time.
New Feature - Multi-Threaded Email and LinkedIn Campaigns (Looking for Beta Testers)
By popular demand, automating and sync email + LinkedIn is now possible, we're looking for beta testers to run campaigns. If you or someone you know is interested, reply to this email.
Getting Started Checklist & Page
We've redone the "Getting "Started" checklist and created a "Getting Started" page to make it even easier to complete (as seen in Andy's white-labelled instance of the product).
New Feature - Whitelabel Users Page
There is now a dashboard to see and manage who your whitelabel users are versus your internal team.
New Feature - Reporting on Bounced Messages and Total Messages Sent
To ensure clients emails are landing in their prospects inboxes, power users asked for statistics on bounces and total messages sent. Now available in our reports dashboard.
New Feature - Custom and Fallback Variable Rework
You can now set default variables when data is unavailable. Example syntax below, feel free to replace "first_name" with the variable of your choosing.
{% if contact contains "first_name" %}
    love you { { first_name } }!
{% else %}
    love you there!
{% endif %}
New Feature - Product Performance Improvements
The product is now faster & snappier than ever thanks to some backend query optimization and front end framework consolidation.
New Feature - New Contact Filters
Users were looking to filter their "My Contacts" in a variety of ways - bounced, by status, by company name, etc to better understand their results and double click on specific segments. We'll have this in "beta" by early next week.
New Feature - Forwarding Replies from Inbox
Often prospecting is done on separate domains from your original clients, so we've made it easy to forward conversations directly from the Inbox. 
New Feature - P2P Email Warming
To keep your emails landing in the primary inbox folder, we've created a P2P Email Warming (login required) feature.
New Feature - Email Schedule Ramp
To make sure you don't burn your domain when setting up new accounts (some folks are setting up and managing 30 - 150 accounts), we've built a ramp schedule feature to bring your emails from 5 emails a day to over 100 without lifting a finger.
New Support - Ongoing Email Deliverability Support
To explain deliverability best practices, we've written an article called "How to warm up a sending domain for cold prospecting".
If you'd like us to handle all things deliverability, we've included it as part of the "Sales Coach" and "Enterprise" packages.
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
Cofounder, Growth @ GrowthGenius
Recent Client Wins - We've helped +100 clients generate +500 conversations in less than one year
Limited Offer - The next 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited with unlimited support, and a dedicated Growth Manager (terms and conditions apply).
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: New in GrowthGenius: more data & filters, multi-threaded campaigns, and major spring cleaning 🧹
  • On: May 6, 2021, 2:44 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Build Something Scalable (Step 6 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 8, 2021, 3:57 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Step 6 of 10 to building a repeatable sales process is to build something scalable.
The next question you need to ask yourself is: Does your solution scale?

Will it break if you bring on 100 customers per month?

If the answer is "Yes", you will need to invest in making your solution scalable.

You might need to develop an onboarding process, or bring in customer support, or build expectation content.
If the answer is "No", you can move on to Step 7 - Scaling Lead Generation.

Need a bit of help? GrowthGenius' Growth Advisors can help you build everything you need to create a scalable solution - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me

Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
COO & Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - We've helped +100 clients generate +500 conversations in less than one year
Limited Offer - The next 100 paid Geniuses in 2021 will get GrowthGenius Unlimited with unlimited support, and a dedicated Growth Manager (terms and conditions apply).
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: Build Something Scalable (Step 6 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 9, 2021, 2:17 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Scaling Lead Generation (Step 7 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 20, 2021, 11:04 a.m.

Hi Alexandra,

This is the fun part.

You've ramped up outbound prospecting by building a list and automating your personalized outreach.
The next steps are to improve outreach performance by pairing it with paid advertising retargeting:

Retargeting Pixel - Set up a pixel to track website visitors and retarget on Facebook and the Google Display Network

Display Ads - Use AdRoll (for free ads) or SuperSide to create compelling ads for your retargeting campaign

Ad Targeting - Upload your lists into Facebook, LinkedIn and Google Ad Networks to start directing traffic to an opt-in page

Tailored Ads - Perfect your hyper-targeted long-form and email ads to cut through the noise. Ads so good, people can’t ignore you.

Optimization - Hire a junior person or using GrowthGenius to run your outbound prospecting campaigns 

You're now generating leads at scale and packing your calendar with appointments.
Congratulations, you deserve a break! A bit of R&R before the next summit. If you need help, let us know and we'd be happy to guide you there.

Need Help? GrowthGenius' customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads per seat per month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
COO & Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - We helped Fifty & Fifty built a scalable sales pipeline of nearly 200 prospective customers in 1 year
Limited Offer - The next 100 paid GrowthGenius Unlimited clients will receive technical email deliverability support for free.
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: Scaling Lead Generation (Step 7 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 20, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Scaling Sales (Step 8 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 28, 2021, 4:18 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

Once you can generate leads at scale, you need to convert these leads into customers at scale.

You can do this by hiring a sales team (if your yearly contract value is greater than $3k), or you can use an automated webinar to sell your product for you (if your yearly contract value is less than $3k).
Here are some of the top sales recruiting services:

Sales Talent Agency (Canada)
Coaching Sales
Closer Into Leaders
Just Sales Jobs (Canada)

If you did everything properly in the previous steps, the duplication process will be straightforward.

You already have a script built and you already have recorded demos archive.

All you need to do is give your script, product, and recorded demos to a competent salesperson, and they will make it rain.

If you built your funnel properly, you now have a machine that produces leads and demos at a price that doesn’t break the business so you can pack your salespeople’s calendar.

You're now one step closer to early retirement.

If you don’t know how to write scripts and install CRMs, then you will need some help.
Need Help? GrowthGenius can help you set up a repeatable sales process. Our clients see on average 10 - 50 new qualified leads per seat per month - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
COO & Cofounder, GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - How We Helped A Top Canadian Accelerator Recruit The Best Startups In Canada
Limited Offer - The next 100 paid GrowthGenius Unlimited clients will receive technical email deliverability support for free.
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

Don't want to get emails like this? Unsubscribe from our emails

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  • Subject: Re: Scaling Sales (Step 8 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: May 28, 2021, 5:20 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I am so glad to hear from you, May the Lord bless you for your response.
  • On: May 29, 2021, 9:19 p.m.

I am so glad to hear from you, May the Lord bless you for your response.

I really don't know how you will find my contacts with you, I am a 22 years old girl without any parents, I am sending you photos of myself to no me in person. Please, find it in the attachment.

I was crying since I received your message because I don't know how to explain this situation to you because it may be difficult to understand this situation.

I know the world is full of evil if I can pass through all this I don't know other people. Please, don't be offended let me know anything that you want from me to be able to know more about me after reading my messages.

I am writing you this message with tears and sorrow and I know this message may come to you as a surprise,  Am the only daughter. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan Ivory Coast (Côte D'ivoire) . My father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip.

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father has treated me so special. Before the death of my father in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of (7,500,000.00) seven million five Hundred thousand US Dollar, in one of the international banks here in Abidjan, he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. My late father instructed me to seek a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes such as real estate management or hotel management.

Please dont be suprised on my proposal, I was directed to you by God. I have been in the hotel room since two weeks ago looking for someone to even trust to contact before I saw your profile On the internet..

This is because after the death of my parents, my evil uncle wants to kill me and collect my inheritance because I have no one to defend me.

My uncle is a drug addict and he did not care about me In 2019 my uncle sold all my late fathers properties now he has found out that my late father deposited this Fund in the bank with my name as his next of kin and he is requiring me to follow him to the bank so that he can have access in my late father Fund, Which I can never do that in my life because this fund  is the only thing  that I have to set up my future.

All my intentions now are to transfer these funds out from my country for investment, I am seriously having a difficult time here, I am writing this email from a local hotel where I am currently hiding for my safety.

All I require from you is to assist me stand as the guardian and foreign associate of my late father so that the bank can be able to release the funds to your bank account in your country for investment.

I have all the account details which my late father used to deposit the fund here in the hotel with me and the death certificate of my late father.

Note: I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated bank account. Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Best regards,
Miss Koffi Aya

Spammer

  • Subject: I am so glad to hear from you, May the Lord bless you for your response.
  • On: May 29, 2021, 9:20 p.m.


I am so glad to hear from you, May the Lord bless you for your response.

I
really don't know how you will find my contacts with you, I am a 22
years old girl without any parents, I am sending you photos of myself to
you in person. Please, find it in the attachment.

I was crying
since I received your message because I don't know how to explain this
situation to you because it may be difficult to understand this
situation.

I know the world is full of evil if I can pass through
all this I don't know other people. Please, don't be offended, let me
know anything that you want from me to be able to know more about me
after reading my messages.

I am writing you this message with
tears and sorrow and I know this message may come to you as a surprise,
 Am the only daughter. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in
Abidjan Ivory Coast (Côte D'ivoire) . My father was poisoned to death by
his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip.

My
mother died when I was a baby and since then my father has treated me
so special. Before the death of my father in a private hospital here in
Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has
the sum of (7,500,000.00) seven million five Hundred thousand US Dollar,
in one of the international banks here in Abidjan, he used my name as
his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. My late
father instructed me to seek a foreign partner in a country of my
choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment
purposes such as real estate management or hotel management.

Please
dont be suprised on my proposal, I was directed to you by God. I have
been in the hotel room since two weeks ago looking for someone to even
trust to contact before I saw your profile On the internet..

This
is because after the death of my parents, my evil uncle wants to kill
me and collect my inheritance because I have no one to defend me.

My
uncle is a drug addict and he did not care about me In 2019 my uncle
sold all my late fathers properties now he has found out that my late
father deposited this Fund in the bank with my name as his next of kin
and he is requiring me to follow him to the bank so that he can have
access in my late father Fund, Which I can never do that in my life
because this fund  is the only thing  that I have to set up my future.

All
my intentions now are to transfer these funds out from my country for
investment, I am seriously having a difficult time here, I am writing
this email from a local hotel where I am currently hiding for my safety.

All
I require from you is to assist me stand as the guardian and foreign
associate of my late father so that the bank will be able to release the
funds to your bank account in your country for investment.

I have
all the account details which my late father used to deposit the fund
here in the hotel with me and the death certificate of my late father.

Note:
I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your
effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund to your
nominated bank account. Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Best regards,
Miss Koffi Aya

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I am so glad to hear from you, May the Lord bless you for your response.
  • On: May 30, 2021, 6:46 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Tune the Machine (Step 9 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: June 2, 2021, 6:36 p.m.

Hi Alexandra,

In this step, we run a financial analysis and start tuning the machine.

You want your LTV/CAC ratio to be at least 3 - which means for every dollar you spend, you make at least $3 back.

If you can’t achieve this, you will need to adjust your targeting, your funnel, your pricing, your upsells, your downsells and your crosssells.

You want to track ROI on CASH and ROI on revenue. People get into trouble when they don’t watch CASH. They think skies are blue, but if you don’t actually collect the cash, your skies are dark. Keep an eye on that, please.
Need Help Tuning the Machine? GrowthGenius' customers see on average 10 - 50 new qualified conversations per seat per month (these are your big ticket clients) - https://www.growthgenius.com/onboard-me
Looking forward to helping you generate more revenue than you need,
- Will
Cofounder @ GrowthGenius
Recent Client Win - How We Helped A Top Canadian Accelerator Recruit The Best Startups In Canada
Limited Offer - The next 100 paid GrowthGenius Unlimited clients will receive technical email deliverability support for free.
Endless Conversations - Never run out of qualified conversations? We'll be going over AutoProspect & P2P Email Warming in a later email.

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  • Subject: Re: Tune the Machine (Step 9 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: June 2, 2021, 10:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC

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  • Subject: Raise Growth Capital or Fill Up The War Chest With Profits (Step 10 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: June 7, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Raise Growth Capital or Fill Up The War Chest With Profits (Step 10 of 10: $0 to $3.9M)
  • On: June 7, 2021, 12:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Andrew Mahoney
CEO, MNesty, LLC