The colloquy of Wayne Roberts

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Wayne Roberts and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Family is the main thing in life.
  • On: Dec. 11, 2020, 2:47 p.m.

Hello. I'm was lucky enough to write to you, excuse
me beforehand if I'm had disturbed you.
The thing is that, I'm tired of being alone and
decided to try Internet dating site. I hope that this will be a new stage in my
future.
So, to know me better I'm will tell you a little
bit about myself. I hope, that the correspondence between us will proceed, and
you are interested and read my letter.
I don't sure where to begin my
description. I'm never tried to describe to someone my character in the letter
before.
I'm can describe my character as the solar, active,
frank sincere person. I'm a kind person though at the same time I'm a proud,
person.
I have always appreciated sincerity honesty and
frankness. I hope you are interested, that our correspondence will
proceed.
In the next letter, I want to read more about you,
your way of life. I'm sending you my photo. I hope that you like it, and we can
get acquainted more.
Yours faithfully,
Tosy.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Family is the main thing in life.
  • On: Dec. 12, 2020, 2:11 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:My Dear Friend Warren Roberts, Diplomat will be arriving in your country.
  • On: Jan. 17, 2021, 4:44 p.m.

My Dear Friend Warren Roberts,

Diplomat will be arriving in your country.

Furthermore, note that the diplomats will not be aware of the content
of the consignment box that will be carried out to you because we
arranged your fund in the trunk box as your personal properties And
your fund was well packaged with photo chronic materials so that it
will pass airport securities and airport scan, also you must not let
the Diplomats know the contents of the box until your fund is handed
over to you, and this is to avoid diversion of your fund or running
away with the fund by the diplomats that is why we don't allow them to
know the content of the box for your own good, so it is the only the
Executive members of this bank and you the beneficiary of the fund
that knows the content of the box which is money, Note that the key
code will be send to of your consignment box which you will use to
open the box after it has been clear from the security vault in
country.

Make sure you keep some money down/ready as him arrival airport come
to your house address for delivery make some money available before
his arrival because he will only stay some days and move to America
for another delivery.

Always update me. Waiting to hear good news.

I expect you to keep this matter to yourself until you receive this
consignment which involved $40.000.000.00 USD to be deliver in your
favor from United Nations(UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS WHO HAVE
LOST A LOT OF MONEY TO SCAM MEAN WHILE TRYING TO CLAIM THEIR FUNDS.

Your kind understanding and co-operation is highly needed.

I await an immediate response from you.

Yours faithfully

Barr Mark A. Clifford.

On 1/15/21, Warren Roberts <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
> Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how
> does it apply to our business? How can we use this?
>
> Warren Roberts
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 15/01/2021 16:23 PM, wrote:
>> GOOD NEWS ON DIPLOMATIC DEVELOPMENT (UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS OF
>> SCAM.
>>
>> Dear Customer: Payment Details As follows for your Fund Valued At
>> $40.000.000.00 MILLION U.S DOLLARS
>>
>> Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements has perfectly
>> concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be
>> transparent inline with program of the present administration of
>> COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT I have made an arrangement of delivery
>> which we have put in place to ensure a successfully and confidential
>> transaction in this business. In view of the official delivery process
>> and procedures which made it impossible to deliver this consignment to
>> your country through our Diplomatic Official as initially proposed,
>> due to high monitoring of Terrorist Funding and Money Laundering in
>>
>> the world today by the United States and the International community.
>>
>> Details needed from you:
>>
>> YOUR FULL NAME_________
>>
>> YOUR COUNTRY_______
>>
>> OCCUPATION_______
>>
>> HOUSE ADDRESS______
>>
>> MOBIL PHONE NUMBER_____
>>
>> I will advise you to comply with this official development urgently to
>> facilitate the immediate release of your consignment in your country.
>> and you must know that from this day. You must bear in mind to pay
>> delivery fee of your consignment as soon as the diplomat arrived in
>> your country.
>>
>>
>> Therefore, I have resolved to use my official position to signing this
>> Consignment OFFSHORE delivery center in your country. This arrangement
>> was concluded after a careful and confidential discussion with
>> DIPLOMATIC OFFICIAL, who has accepted to use his office as a means of
>> transporting the consignment to you in your country, where you will be
>> expected to sign for claim.
>>
>> I expect you to keep this matter to yourself until you receive this
>> consignment which involved $40.000.000.00 USD to be deliver in your
>> favor from United Nations(UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS WHO HAVE
>> LOST A LOT OF MONEY TO SCAM MEAN WHILE TRYING TO CLAIM THEIR FUNDS.
>>
>>
>> Your kind understanding and co-operation is highly needed.
>>
>> I await an immediate response from you.
>>
>> Yours faithfully
>>
>> Barr Mark A. Clifford.
>>
>> .
>
>
>
>

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:My Dear Friend Warren Roberts, Diplomat will be arriving in your country.
  • On: Jan. 18, 2021, 3:34 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:My Dear Friend Warren Roberts, Diplomat will be arriving in your country.
  • On: Jan. 19, 2021, 8:14 a.m.

My Dear Friend Warren Roberts,

Diplomat will be arriving in your country.

Note that the diplomats will not be aware of the content of the
consignment box that will be carried out to you because we arranged
your fund in the trunk box as your personal properties And your fund
was well packaged with photo chronic materials so that it will pass
airport securities and airport scan, also you must not let the
Diplomats know the contents of the box until your fund is handed over
to you,
Make sure you keep some money down/ready as him arrival airport come
to your house address for delivery make some money available before
his arrival because he will only stay some days and move to America
for another delivery.

Always update me. Waiting to hear good news.

Your kind understanding and co-operation is highly needed.

I await an immediate response from you.

Yours faithfully

Barr Mark A. Clifford.

On 1/17/21, Wayne Roberts <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
> can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it
> looks like.
>
> Wayne Roberts
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 17/01/2021 16:44 PM, wrote:
>> My Dear Friend Warren Roberts,
>>
>> Diplomat will be arriving in your country.
>>
>> Furthermore, note that the diplomats will not be aware of the content
>> of the consignment box that will be carried out to you because we
>> arranged your fund in the trunk box as your personal properties And
>> your fund was well packaged with photo chronic materials so that it
>> will pass airport securities and airport scan, also you must not let
>> the Diplomats know the contents of the box until your fund is handed
>> over to you, and this is to avoid diversion of your fund or running
>> away with the fund by the diplomats that is why we don't allow them to
>> know the content of the box for your own good, so it is the only the
>> Executive members of this bank and you the beneficiary of the fund
>> that knows the content of the box which is money, Note that the key
>> code will be send to of your consignment box which you will use to
>> open the box after it has been clear from the security vault in
>> country.
>>
>> Make sure you keep some money down/ready as him arrival airport come
>> to your house address for delivery make some money available before
>> his arrival because he will only stay some days and move to America
>> for another delivery.
>>
>> Always update me. Waiting to hear good news.
>>
>> I expect you to keep this matter to yourself until you receive this
>> consignment which involved $40.000.000.00 USD to be deliver in your
>> favor from United Nations(UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS WHO HAVE
>> LOST A LOT OF MONEY TO SCAM MEAN WHILE TRYING TO CLAIM THEIR FUNDS.
>>
>>
>> Your kind understanding and co-operation is highly needed.
>>
>> I await an immediate response from you.
>>
>> Yours faithfully
>>
>> Barr Mark A. Clifford.
>>
>> On 1/15/21, Warren Roberts <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Hello,
>> > Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically,
>> > how
>> > does it apply to our business? How can we use this?
>> >
>> > Warren Roberts
>> > CEO, MNesty, LLC
>> >
>> > On 15/01/2021 16:23 PM, wrote:
>> >> GOOD NEWS ON DIPLOMATIC DEVELOPMENT (UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS
>> >> OF
>> >> SCAM.
>> >>
>> >> Dear Customer: Payment Details As follows for your Fund Valued At
>> >> $40.000.000.00 MILLION U.S DOLLARS
>> >>
>> >> Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements has perfectly
>> >> concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be
>> >> transparent inline with program of the present administration of
>> >> COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT I have made an arrangement of delivery
>> >> which we have put in place to ensure a successfully and confidential
>> >> transaction in this business. In view of the official delivery process
>> >> and procedures which made it impossible to deliver this consignment to
>> >> your country through our Diplomatic Official as initially proposed,
>> >> due to high monitoring of Terrorist Funding and Money Laundering in
>> >>
>> >> the world today by the United States and the International community.
>> >>
>> >> Details needed from you:
>> >>
>> >> YOUR FULL NAME_________
>> >>
>> >> YOUR COUNTRY_______
>> >>
>> >> OCCUPATION_______
>> >>
>> >> HOUSE ADDRESS______
>> >>
>> >> MOBIL PHONE NUMBER_____
>> >>
>> >> I will advise you to comply with this official development urgently to
>> >> facilitate the immediate release of your consignment in your country.
>> >> and you must know that from this day. You must bear in mind to pay
>> >> delivery fee of your consignment as soon as the diplomat arrived in
>> >> your country.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Therefore, I have resolved to use my official position to signing this
>> >> Consignment OFFSHORE delivery center in your country. This arrangement
>> >> was concluded after a careful and confidential discussion with
>> >> DIPLOMATIC OFFICIAL, who has accepted to use his office as a means of
>> >> transporting the consignment to you in your country, where you will be
>> >> expected to sign for claim.
>> >>
>> >> I expect you to keep this matter to yourself until you receive this
>> >> consignment which involved $40.000.000.00 USD to be deliver in your
>> >> favor from United Nations(UN) COMPENSATION FUNDS AND VICTIMS WHO HAVE
>> >> LOST A LOT OF MONEY TO SCAM MEAN WHILE TRYING TO CLAIM THEIR FUNDS.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Your kind understanding and co-operation is highly needed.
>> >>
>> >> I await an immediate response from you.
>> >>
>> >> Yours faithfully
>> >>
>> >> Barr Mark A. Clifford.
>> >>
>> >> .
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> .
>
>
>
>

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Take a gander...
  • On: Feb. 18, 2021, 11:36 a.m.

Hi William,�
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Take a gander...
  • On: Feb. 18, 2021, 3:32 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Google Analytics‘how-to’ guide
  • On: March 5, 2021, 3:25 p.m.

 Hi

William,

To coincide with our upcoming Google Analytics Intensive training course, we’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide.

Feel free to download a complimentary copy here.

This comprehensive best practice guide is written by our team of experts and details full step-by-step instructions to get the most out of Google Analytics.

Here’s an outline of what you’ll find in the guide:
196 pages with interactive clickable sections for easy online reading26 step-by-step guides designed to get you up and running easily98 visual designs offering best practice demonstration49 convenient checklists handy for implementation and referenceWord count: 58,176

We support all of the training content on our Google Analytics Intensive training course with similar, in-depth tutorials & guidance. We hope this offers insight into what you can expect.

Kind regards,  

Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Google Analytics‘how-to’ guide
  • On: March 6, 2021, 2:08 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Our distinctive, live, online course format
  • On: March 14, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

 Hi

William,

Our Social Media Marketing Intensive course is held in our own, distinctive, live online training format.

We design our online courses to match a real-world classroom experience as much as possible.

Here’s a few of the things you can expect:
A live event. Our online courses take place at specific times, with real people in attendance. There’s no recorded content, videos or quizzes. Convenient timings. We break our courses into a series of shorter classes, designed to fit around your schedule. An expert instructor. One of our accredited Google Analytics trainers leads the direction & content, throughout the course. Interactive Q&As. We keep things dynamic & free-flowing, feel free to ask questions as we go along. Participative exercises. We cement learnings with live
exercises to test your knowledge & ensure you take it away with
you. Exercises are also a great opportunity to get to know your fellow course attendees.If you’d like further clarity on the immersive experience you can expect from our Social Media Marketing Intensive course, feel free to drop us a line!

All the best,
Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Our distinctive, live, online course format
  • On: March 14, 2021, 6:18 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Product Management playbooks - the full selection
  • On: March 24, 2021, 3:07 p.m.

Hi

William,

To support our upcoming Digital Product Management Intensive course, we’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks.

They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Download any you fancy!

Product Management Playbook #1: Create your roadmap
….around 4,300 words (27 pages)

Product Management Playbook #2: Optimize Pricing
….around 3,200 words (19 pages)

Product Management Playbook #3: Competitive Analysis
….around 3,600 words (21 pages)

Product Management Playbook #4: User Experience
….around 3,700 words (23 pages)

Product Management Playbook #5: Customer Research
….around 2,850 words (17 pages)

Product Management Playbook #6: Product Testing
….around 2,900 words (19 pages)

Here’s a bit of background on our playbooks:
Exhaustively researched and written by professional writersPacked full of practical, useful informationBest-practice tips and adviceStep-by-step guidesEasily digestible charts, tables and illustrationsFully referencedWritten in plain EnglishWe hope this is useful, and gives you a flavour of the level of detail we cover on our Digital Product Management Intensive course.

Any questions, just let us know.

Kind regards,
Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Product Management playbooks - the full selection
  • On: March 24, 2021, 5:30 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: April 5, 2021, 4:27 p.m.

Hi William, 
We’re offering a 10% discount on any of our online digital marketing training courses. 
To take advantage of this, just reply to this email and we can arrange details for you. 
We’ve dropped a quick snapshot of our most popular courses below. 
CourseLearning outputsSocial Media Marketing Immersive●  Develop a successful social media strategy using proven frameworks●  Save time and money with tried-and-tested management and budgeting tools●  Advanced measurement techniques to prove successDigital Marketing Intensive●  Develop a successful digital strategy with proven frameworks●  Learn the latest social and content marketing techniques and tools●  Master Google Analytics to closely track your performanceGoogle Analytics Intensive●  Draw actionable insight from Google Analytics reports and data●  Configure your account correctly to best fit your digital strategy●  Mine your analytics data beyond standard reporting activityUser Experience Design & Testing Intensive●   Learn to implement user-centred design for maximum business benefit●   Understand how your users think and behave in their interactions with your product●   Achieve superior results and increase ROI in your web, app and email projectsProduct Management Intensive●  Plan an effective roadmap to bring your product to market●  Build an effective business model and pricing structure for your product●  Test your product with the latest tools and techniques to predict success
Any questions, please just let us know. 
Regards,
Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: April 5, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Digital marketing‘how-to’ guide
  • On: April 14, 2021, 2:18 p.m.

Hi William,

To time with our upcoming Digital Marketing Intensive training course, we’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide.

Feel free to download a complimentary copy here.

This is a compendium of all of our digital marketing playbooks. Each one is written by our team of experts and details full step-by-step instructions to get the most out of digital.

We support all of the training content on our Digital Marketing Intensive training course with similar, in-depth tutorials & guidance. We hope this offers insight into what you can expect.

Kind regards,  

Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Digital marketing‘how-to’ guide
  • On: April 15, 2021, 12:27 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Live UX design & testing consultancy
  • On: April 23, 2021, 2:11 p.m.

Hi William,

We deliberately keep class numbers on our courses low, so you can get plenty of one-on-one time with our expert trainer.

Our User Experience Design & Testing Intensive training course has been designed to give you space to ask individual questions related to your own projects.

You can expect:
Free-flow questions & debate. We plan in plenty of space to interrogate queries and thoughts as we go. Numerous live Q&As. We round off each section of content with a dedicated slot to round off any remaining questions. Live chat. We have an active web chat function throughout our online courses, offering you a space to log your questions when you’d prefer not to interrupt the flow. Our trainers closely monitor these and respond to every query raised. Live consultancy. Our trainers are skilled with plenty of real-world experience. Feel free to sense check with them any challenges you face on your own projects. One-to-one time. There’s dedicated time at the end of each class to follow-up with a trainer personally to discuss more sensitive topics, related to your own projects.Our goal is for you to leave our User Experience Design & Testing Intensive course with practical knowledge you can apply to your live projects, straight away.

If we can shed light on any questions you might, please just let us know! We’d love to help.

Our best regards,  

Graham Lee

Lydian Stone Digiteers | Analytico | Socialteers
US: +1 332 213 1719UK: +44 203 603 9997
US: 954 Lexington Ave. #1062, New York NY10021 UK: Westfield, 15 Kidderpore Ave. London NW3 7SF

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Live UX design & testing consultancy
  • On: April 23, 2021, 3:45 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Wayne Roberts
CEO, MNesty, LLC