The colloquy of Pamela Barnes

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Pamela Barnes and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: ARE YOU REALLY AWARE OF THIS AND KEPT CALM?
  • On: July 25, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

BARR.LEE NGUYEN
ATTORNEY IN CHARGE
UNITED NATIONS
TURKEY,EUROPE.

VALID BENEFICIARY

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR VALID INHERITANCE FUNDS OF $9M AWARDED TO YOU BY THE GOLD/OIL INVESTMENT SECTOR OF UNITED NATIONS,EUROPE QUARTERS LOADED IN A BOX WHICH WAS ON A DELIVERY TO YOU 8MONTHS AGO BY A COURIER SERVICE MAN,WHO COULDN'T COMPLETE THE TRIP TO YOUR HOUSE ABANDONED THE TRUNK IN A WAREHOUSE LOCATED IN ISTANBUL,TURKEY

AS THE ATTORNEY ASSIGNED TO YOUR FILE TO ENSURE THAT THE BOX IS CLAIMED AND GETS TO YOU BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH,I AM OBLIGE TO INQUIRE WHY YOU HAVE DELIBERATELY LEFT THE BOX IN THAT WAREHOUSE FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE THE MANAGER OF THE WAREHOUSE IS NO LONGER TAKING IT EASY REGARDING THE DELAY.

WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS NOTIFICATION TO ENHANCE PROPER PLANS ON HOW THE TRUNK WILL BE OUT OF THAT WAREHOUSE TO AVOID TAMPERING,FALSE CLAIMS AND DAMAGES.THERE ARE TWO OPTIONS INVOLVE IN CLAIMING THIS TRUNK AND YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THEM,WHICH IS BEST SUITABLE AND CONVENIENT FOR YOU.

OPTION-(A).

YOU WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL OVER TO TURKEY AND PICK UP THE TRUNK BY YOURSELF WITH THE NEEDED REQUIREMENTS FOR HANDLING/STORAGE/CLEARANCE PICK UP PROCEDURES. IT INVOLVES ANY FORM OF CERTIFIED IDENTIFICATION (INT'L PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE) AND A FIXED COST OF 3500.

OPTION-(B).

IF YOU CANNOT TRAVEL TO TURKEY, AN INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMAT WILL BE ASSIGNED TO DELIVER THE BOX TO YOUR ADDRESS,WHICH INVOLVES ONLY YOUR FULL DELIVERY DETAILS AND THE STORAGE/CLEARANCE AND DELIVERY COST OF 2500.

YOU CAN DIRECTLY CONTACT THE WAREHOUSE MANAGER HIMSELF AND INQUIRE DIRECTLY FROM HIM REGARDING THE CUSTODY OF THE BOX(MR.WAYNE CHEEKS & EMAIL-([email protected]),I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE AS I HAVE BEGAN THE INITIAL PROCESS TO MAKE SURE THAT THE BOX IS SET AND PREPARED FOR CLAIMS BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE TIME REGARDING THIS MATTER. YOU CAN CONTACT ME DIRECTLY THROUGH THIS INFO. EMAIL: [email protected].

BEST REGARDS

BARR.LEE NGUYEN
ATTORNEY IN CHARGE
UNITED NATIONS
TURKEY,EUROPE.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ARE YOU REALLY AWARE OF THIS AND KEPT CALM?
  • On: July 25, 2020, 4:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May we small talk?
  • On: July 27, 2020, 6:03 p.m.

could I ask You?
Where are u live?

How old are You? I wish to well-grounded speak! righ now Im trying to find c=
lean not young mister:-)
I'm lonely remarkable 49 yo Person born in Russia:-)

Email to me: [email protected]:)

I'll send You my pictures!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May we small talk?
  • On: July 27, 2020, 10:56 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: aloha My gorgeous;-) my inimitable mister jolly;-) do U wish to meet me?
  • On: July 29, 2020, 1:44 p.m.

how're you?
soon Im searching for chic dude;) Im lonely best girlfiend born in Germany;)=
I'll reply to You my pictures;-)

it's Email for contact [email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: aloha My gorgeous;-) my inimitable mister jolly;-) do U wish to meet me?
  • On: July 29, 2020, 3:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Evening my;) May I ask u?
  • On: Aug. 4, 2020, 6:22 a.m.

my my special
Where r You stay? May be you are free to chat:-)
wish to see me?
what's your age?
Currently Im seeking priceless not young dude
I'm righteous 49 yo Chick born in Russian Federation email me at vesnushkami=
[email protected]
I will reply to You my photo;)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Evening my;) May I ask u?
  • On: Aug. 4, 2020, 4:01 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: is everything dear?
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 1:58 p.m.

I am dependable 30 yo girlfiend)
soon I'm waiting for adroit male

my Email for reply: [email protected],
I'm going to reply to You my pictures:-)
thank you

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: is everything dear?
  • On: Aug. 6, 2020, 1:34 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hej My wonderful;-) what r you feeling? Let's try to speak! My Mister irreproachable;)
  • On: Aug. 8, 2020, 4:18 p.m.

saluto My goodly;)
May be you're able to talks
could U please unexampled chat with me;-) at present I'm looking for comfor=
table dude.
Im alone generous female in Germany
I can reply to You my picture attach:-)

response me at [email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hej My wonderful;-) what r you feeling? Let's try to speak! My Mister irreproachable;)
  • On: Aug. 9, 2020, 2:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my My Agreeable:) are You around?
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 3:41 p.m.

hope everything shallow:-)

I want to mute chat:-) I am corking woman:)

For now I am trying to find modern mister
I'll send You my picture attach;-)

Write to me: [email protected]
thank's

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my My Agreeable:) are You around?
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 12:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salud my;) my sir gorgeous:-) May You sick tell,
  • On: Sept. 1, 2020, 8:59 p.m.

just auspicious)
I am valid person:) today I'm look up nonpareil guy:-) it's Email is ekateri=
[email protected]:-)
I'll send You my pictures

Thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salud my;) my sir gorgeous:-) May You sick tell,
  • On: Sept. 2, 2020, 12:14 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my auspicious Sir Corking!
  • On: Sept. 3, 2020, 2:18 a.m.

hey my.

I wish to teeny speak.

I am unmarried cool 32 years old Lady:-) Righ now I am waiting for utstandin=
g mister from US.
I am going to reply to You my picture!

It's my email for reply [email protected]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my auspicious Sir Corking!
  • On: Sept. 3, 2020, 3:28 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salutation my:-) Want to see me? Wonderful) I hope you can adorable speak:)
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 6:07 p.m.

Salute My classic,
what's your age?
Where do u stay now?
now I'm searching for gorgeous male:)

Im loving 35 years old Girlfiend living in Ukraine)
I can reply to You my photo attached Reply to me at [email protected]!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salutation my:-) Want to see me? Wonderful) I hope you can adorable speak:)
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 8:08 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Evening my! Can u small talk;-)
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 2:35 a.m.

How're you?
Let's try to speak;) Im respectable girl:)
Today I'm trying to find unequaled male)
it's my email: [email protected]!

I can send You my picture attach. have a good time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Evening my! Can u small talk;-)
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 4:04 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could u please infantile tell me.
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 11:07 p.m.

valuable Sir Unblemished!

could u answer me:-)

I am supreme Person
At present Im trying to find valid guy. e-mail to me: Parfenova_Ekaterinaa@h=
otmail.com)
I can send You my photos;) Have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could u please infantile tell me.
  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 8:19 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Pamela Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC