The colloquy of Lawrence Atkinson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lawrence Atkinson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: THE RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND WORTH $12,000,000,000.00/?
  • On: Dec. 3, 2020, 9 a.m.

Attention Customer,

This is to inform you that a Lottery Winning payment in the amount of US$12,000,000,000.00 (Twelve Billion United State Dollars) was legally approved and deposited with this Bank, Royal Bank (RBC). The lottery won by your e-mail address via online active email address selected from sponsor of Coca Cola Company award. It was registered with your email address by the Lottery Board Executive Directors Of Coca-Cola Company Canada Branch, and they instructed this Bank to credit this Winning direct to your private bank account with immediate effect.

Please take note that Royal Bank of Canada (RBC) have decided and agreed together towards the actualization of the above subject matter which will be conducted under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both parties from any breach of law. To actualize this The new arrangement. Be well informed that Royal Bank (RBC) was successful opened Royal Bank Of Canada (RBC) Checking Account on behalf of your personal name and the total $12 Billions has been transferred to the non resident account.

Meanwhile, the good news about your payment now is that this paying have made a Royal Bank Of Canada (RBC) Checking Account Booklet and Royal Bank (RBC) Platinum Master-Card on behalf of your personal name, which you will be use to withdraw from your non resident account with this Bank smoothly.

And we shall proceed with the delivery of your Royal Bank (RBC) Checking Account Booklet and Royal Bank (RBC) Platinum Master-Card to you, upon receipt of the Activation fee of $75.00 USD only. This means that as soon as we receive the activation fee we will activate the account for you to be able to withdraw immediately from the account, once we make the delivery of your Royal Bank (RBC) Checking Account Booklet and Royal Bank (RBC) Platinum Master-Card with some of the legal documents backing this prize to your address between 24 hours, because we were mandated to transfer this Winning to you as one of the winner whose the name is listed in the Coca- Cola Company Canada Lottery award. Please expedite actions as the rightful winner, as the administrative overheads statement account valued added balance sheet have been issued in your favor $12,000,000,000.00 USD Payment notification from Royal Bank (RBC).

Note that you are expected to pay only $75usd for activation fee and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination of your award winning recovery fund compensation. Send the $75usd through Western Union or Money Gram but if you are not allowed to send out or was flagged off then do sending the $75usd activation fee using "Google Play Cards" Or "ITUNES Cards"/ "Steam Wallet" payment options and please do remember sending the well scratch photo copy of the Cards once it's purchased and bought before releasing or transferring your Fund of $12 million USD immediately.

Receiver's Name:...Godwin Emma

Country:...Benin Republic
City:......Cotonou
Amount:....$75.00
Sender's full name:............
Sender's full address:.........
MTCN:..........................

After sent the money kindly fill the below details for pick up
Mtcn Number:------------
Sender's name:----------
Sender's address:--------
Your immediate compliance will be in your very best interest.

Below are details of the Royal Bank (RBC) non resident account that opened on behalf of your personal name:

Account Number: 6021253365.
Swift Code: 239936957
Routing # 053904483

If at any time you have questions, concerns or comments, please contact us as we strive to ensure that you will always receive a prompt and courteous attention.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr David I. McKay
The President and CEO.
Royal Bank (RBC).
Email: [email protected]
Head Office Location Address: 200 Bay Street,
Royal Bank Plaza.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THE RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND WORTH $12,000,000,000.00/?
  • On: Dec. 3, 2020, 2:40 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 1st page Ranking .?
  • On: Dec. 4, 2020, 10:59 a.m.

Hi 
Greetings of
the day!
I was
checking your website , and see you have a good design and it looks great, but
it’s not ranking on Google and another major search engine.
I’m an
SEO Expert and I helped over 250 businesses rank on the (1st Page on Google).
My rates are very affordable.
Let me know
what you think.
Thanks!!
Regards,
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 1st page Ranking .?
  • On: Dec. 4, 2020, 4:18 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SEO / SMO / SEM / ORM / DIGITAL MARKETING SERVICES.
  • On: Dec. 18, 2020, 7:30 a.m.

Hello, Greetings of the day! Thanks for taking out time and reading my email. Our company offer Online Digital Marketing services, SEO / SMO / SEM, Online Reputation Marketing, Brand promotion & App Store Optimization to give your brand maximum online Google 1st page presence for better sales results.  This has been the only reason that has enabled us to have meaningful relationships with our client’s domestic & International. We provide a S.E.O. Special Offer going for the following package. Monthly task and Responsibilities -  1. Social Bookmarking Submissions.  2. Article Submissions.  3. Press Release Submissions.  4. Blog Submissions.  5. Unique article writing.  6. Unique words press releases.  7. Meta tags changes suggestions.  8. Keyword research.  9. Competitor Analysis.  10. Heading tag changes.  11. Alt tag changes.  12. Interlinking wherever required.  13. Keyword Density in site content.  14. HTML Site Map.  15. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool. Let me know if you are interested and please share your Website URL along with Target Location. I would be happy to schedule a 30 minute free consultation with one of our marketing experts. Best Regards,Clarissa Texeira  

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SEO / SMO / SEM / ORM / DIGITAL MARKETING SERVICES.
  • On: Dec. 18, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Full proposel.......
  • On: Dec. 29, 2020, 1:04 p.m.

Hi,
Do
you want to generate more business from your website?
Please
let me know if you are interested, then I can send our Packages and Price list.
Warm
Regards,
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Full proposel.......
  • On: Dec. 29, 2020, 4:50 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WordPress Packages.?
  • On: Feb. 5, 2021, 9:49 a.m.

Hi ,
 
Are you looking for a quick website design? Want
something professional eye catchy? I am the right guy for you.
 
I specialize in website design and development with 10
years of experience. I create custom bespoke website layouts and can create any
design from scratch.
 
My Websites features:
 
Responsive design
Unlimited free revisions
Booking and reservation systems
Payment gateways
Google maps and analytics
Contact and subscription forms
Sliding images on the homepage to showcase images
 
My rates are very low and affordable than anyone else.
 
If you are interested then I can send you
our price list, portfolio and packages for website.
 
Thanks & Regards, 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WordPress Packages.?
  • On: Feb. 5, 2021, 9:26 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Top Rank on Google........
  • On: Feb. 10, 2021, 8:16 a.m.

Hi,     
Our SEO services can rank your website on the first page of
Google and other search engines. We are a digital marketing agency with
clientele across the globe.
Keywords URL Mapping
URL Architecture
Keyword Research
Keyword Analysis
Blog Commenting
Social Bookmarking
Social Networking
Forum Commenting
For further discussion please reply on this e-mail.
Thanks and Regards
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Top Rank on Google........
  • On: Feb. 10, 2021, 5:26 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WordPress Price...........
  • On: Feb. 20, 2021, 6:57 a.m.

Hi ,
 
Are
you looking for a quick website design? Want something professional eye catchy?
I am the right guy for you.
 
I
specialize in website design and development with 10 years of experience. I create
custom bespoke website layouts and can create any design from scratch.
 
My Websites features:
 
Responsive
design
Unlimited
free revisions
Booking
and reservation systems
Payment
gateways
Google
maps and analytics
Contact
and subscription forms
Sliding
images on the homepage to showcase images
 
My
rates are very low and affordable than anyone else.
 
If you are interested then I can send you our price list,
portfolio and packages for website.
 
Thanks
& Regards, 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WordPress Price...........
  • On: Feb. 20, 2021, 4:24 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: S.E.O. Special Offer ##We are here to Help you##
  • On: Feb. 24, 2021, 11:14 a.m.


Hello, Greetings of the day! Thanks
for taking out time and reading my email. Our company offers Online
Digital Marketing services, SEO / SMO / SEM, Online Reputation
Marketing, Brand promotion & App Store Optimization to give your
brand maximum online Google 1st page presence for better sales results.  This
has been the only reason that has enabled us to have meaningful
relationships with our client’s domestic & International. We provide a S.E.O. Special Offer going for the following package. Monthly task and Responsibilities -  1. Social Bookmarking Submissions.  2. Article Submissions.  3. Press Release Submissions.  4. Blog Submissions.  5. Unique article writing.  6. Unique words press releases.  7. Meta tags change suggestions.  8. Keyword research.  9. Competitor Analysis.  10. Heading tag changes.  11. Alt tag changes.  12. Interlinking wherever required.  13. Keyword Density in site content.  14. HTML Site Map.  15. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool. Let me know if you are interested and please share your Website URL along with Target Location. I would be happy to schedule a 30 minute free consultation with one of our marketing experts. Best Regards,

Lavinia Meikle

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Revamp Proposal...............
  • On: May 26, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

Hi ,
 
Are you looking for a quick website design? Want
something professional eye catchy? I am the right guy for you.
 
I specialize in website design and development with 10
years of experience. I create custom bespoke website layouts and can create any
design from scratch.
 
My Websites features:
 
Responsive design
Unlimited free revisions
Booking and reservation systems
Payment gateways
Google maps and analytics
Contact and subscription forms
Sliding images on the homepage to showcase images
 
My rates are very low and affordable than anyone else.
 
If you are interested then I can send you
our price list, portfolio and packages for website.
 
Thanks & Regards, 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Revamp Proposal...............
  • On: May 26, 2021, 8:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Top Rank on Google.?
  • On: May 28, 2021, 7:10 a.m.

Hi,

 
I
found your detail on Google and I have looked at your website and realize your
website is great
 
design
but your website ranking not good all search engine Google,Yahoo, and Bing.
 
Do
you want more targeted visitors on your website?
 
We
can place your website on Google's 1st page. Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn,
YouTube,
 
Instagram,
Pinterest etc.).
 
May
I send you quote? If interested.
 
Regards,
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Top Rank on Google.?
  • On: May 28, 2021, 3:42 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 1st page..........
  • On: June 23, 2021, 8:07 a.m.

Hi,

 
I
found your detail on Google and I have looked at your website and realize your
website is
 
great
design but your website ranking not good all search engine Google,Yahoo, and
Bing.
 
Do
you want more targeted visitors on your website?
 
We
can place your website on Google's 1st page. Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn,
YouTube,
 
Instagram,
Pinterest etc.).
 
May
I send you quote? If interested.
 
Regards,
 

Spammer

  • Subject: We Can Help Get Your Website Rank Higher on GOOGLE.
  • On: July 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

Respected,
 
 
We
Have Come Across Your Website Decided To Run An Analysis On Your Competition
And Your Current Search Rankings.
 
We
Also Tried To Look For Your Business On Various Social
Media Sites And Really Couldn't Find Much Else About You.
 
With a solid plan
and strategy I honestly believe I Can Help Get Your Website Rank Higher on GOOGLE and get customers
to interact with your business on Social Media to really build your brand.
 
Don't get me wrong
this won't be easy (Or Everyone Would Be Doing It) but I would love to help
out with no obligations or commitments.
 
Can I Call you
this morning and run some ideas I have to help your business grow?
 
Do let me know if
you are willing to discuss a possible redesigning \ redevelopment of your
website.
 
Please share your
Skype id and contact number to make the communication easily assessable.
 
 
Thanks,Rajni Bhatt

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We Can Help Get Your Website Rank Higher on GOOGLE.
  • On: July 2, 2021, 3:14 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Top Rank on Google.?
  • On: July 22, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

Hi,
 
I
found your detail on Google and I have looked at your website and realize your
website is great
 
design
but your website ranking not good all search engine Google,Yahoo, and Bing.
 
Do
you want more targeted visitors on your website?
 
We
can place your website on Google's 1st page. Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn,
YouTube,
 
Instagram,
Pinterest etc.).
 
May
I send you quote? If interested.
 
Regards,
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Top Rank on Google.?
  • On: July 22, 2021, 9:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WordPress Packages.
  • On: Aug. 9, 2021, 5:26 p.m.

Hi,
 
I am Email Marketing Executive. I work with 80+experienced IT professionals
who are into:
 
1. PSD to HTML (HTML/HTML5)
 
2. Responsive Website
 
3. CMS Website (Wordpress, Joomla, Shopify, Drupal etc…)
 
4. Ecommerce Solution
 
5. Website Edit / Maintenance
 
6. WooCommerce Solution
 
7. OpenCart Solution
 
If you are interested, then I can send you our
price list, company information and an affordable
 
quotation with the best offer.
 
Thanks & Regards,
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WordPress Packages.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2021, 3:05 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We help businesses generate new clients using the power of social media advertising.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2021, 8:39 a.m.

Hi There,We help businesses generate new clients using the power of social media advertising.Social Media is beneficial for your business as it is one way to connect with your audience and promote your business nowadays.But, as your business is growing, you are accountable to the most important part of your business that may generate sales.As a social media manager, what I can help you with is that I can manage your social media pages ( Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter ), boost your online presence, drive traffic to your website and create eye-catching graphics that resonate with your audience.I love helping entrepreneurs increase brand recognition and build trust and rapport with their community.If you think I am a good fit, send me a message or we can hop on a call to discuss it further.I'm excited to learn more about your business and share some of my ideas to help you out.Thank You,Satyam Singh

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We help businesses generate new clients using the power of social media advertising.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2021, 10:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lawrence Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC