The colloquy of Jade Poole

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jade Poole and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: IRREVOCABLE SWIFT PAYMENT VIA ATM MASTER CARD
  • On: March 25, 2019, 8:56 a.m.

Central Bank of Nigeria Plot 33, Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Way Central Business District, Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria
Dear Beneficiary,
I am Mr. Kennedy  Ekeh, the Central Bank Of Nigeria International Remittance Department Director, I write to informed you that we have received an instruction from United Nations Headquarters New York City United States, I received an instruction with authorized letter to compensate Two Hundred and fifty thousand scammed victims from U.S.A, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, South America, UK, Australia, Asia and Africa Continent through swift ATM Master Card as a global compensatory settlement from the Federal Government of Nigeria to recompense the scammed victims those who has lost their businesses.
Note we have arranged your payment through ATM Master Card and this will be issued on your Name and it shall be posted directly to your address by the courier services available in your country upon your contact with us. The sum of Five Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars (US$5.500,000.00) compensatory settlement will be credited into the ATM Master Card and enable you to withdraw your funds through ATM Machine in your country with a maximum withdrawal of Two Thousand United States Dollars (US$2.000.00) per day. Your limit can be increase upon your request.
In this regards, you are to furnish us with the requested information below for issuance and delivery of your ATM Master Card at your doorstep address without any further delay;
1. Mobile Telephone:
2. Delivery Address: 3. Valid ID Card
Your urgent response needed to this email as directed to avoid further delay in receiving your ATM Master Card at your doorstep address.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Kennedy  Ekeh, Central Bank of Nigeria International Remittance Department

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IRREVOCABLE SWIFT PAYMENT VIA ATM MASTER CARD
  • On: March 25, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Email Policy Violation
  • On: March 25, 2019, 12:39 p.m.

The attached message contains content which violates our email policy. The message was not delivered.

Spammer

  • Subject: I just tested threeesome with two boyfriends by turn :)
  • On: March 25, 2019, 6:50 p.m.

Hello,Im Angelina! I had an amazing moth together with three partners,we had threesomes at evenings and neighbours seemed to check them as well!I have just added some splendid videos to my page and would like good grade and a lot of likes from other people.Now Im opened for more adventures.Watch a few of my nude photos and contact on my account https://drive.google.com/file/d/19p9oRgOoYmPraF1geylgljgHGti1r5sX/view?usp=sharingCheers!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Email Policy Violation
  • On: March 25, 2019, 11:47 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Give me a chance to fulfil your ambitions
  • On: March 26, 2019, 6:58 p.m.

Hi,Im Kaylee, Im twenty three.A thousand times we watched some incredible acts between man and woman on video.But why dont we try it similar ideas ourselfs?If you need to have a good lay with devoted womanhave a look at a few of my provocative photographs and join me on my account https://drive.google.com/open?id=1D73vCec39BktH1p9aj5VtStzVBuckb2QSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Give me a chance to fulfil your ambitions
  • On: March 27, 2019, 4:09 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Is it surprising that I wrote you
  • On: March 27, 2019, 6:46 p.m.

Howdy, Im Elmira.Actually have no idea how to begin so bear with me please.I am from The Russian Federation & Im just 30 years of age.I was never committed as well as I have no youngsters.Im a casual, entertaining woman, always like to have a good laugh.But I am fairly intelligent, sweet and very home focused.I prefer to read scientific articles quite a lot, go swimming, tenting, prepare food, travel around the world,make inner decoration for my place.Im a woman, which has a decent ideals, a lady that has a really good personality and honest spirit.Im just on the lookout for a sincere romantic relationship, the long-term romance that will cause a marriage.The age is not very for me personally, character is absolutely the thing that matters.Write me me if you want to know more I as well want to know about you and your life.Here is my email [email protected] yours, Elmira

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Is it surprising that I wrote you
  • On: March 27, 2019, 9:29 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Awesome intimacy together with a brunette lady
  • On: March 27, 2019, 10:03 p.m.

Hi,Im Ariana, Im eighteen.Last time I had no strings attached love that lasted a week.Now I am crave for a new man.I need to have a regular bang to feel good,personal trainer says.I dont want long relationships - just a quick love act.Look at my furtive photos and contact me on my acc https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gT8urZrl-pwE6h9zW2oIahwG1bS30Mvi/view?usp=sharingYours faithfully!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Awesome intimacy together with a brunette lady
  • On: March 28, 2019, 8:37 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We could become more than just friends
  • On: March 28, 2019, 9:02 p.m.

Hey there,My name is Jenna, I am 27.I have a unique passion to pound with new boyfriend every week.I give a chance to everybody.You just need to be a man, no trans or lesbi, under 65 years old, not too captious and not shy.You can look at my private selfies and contact me here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_jPy8HkpHmGtmD2QAdTZFBPZK1qwdk1xRegards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We could become more than just friends
  • On: March 28, 2019, 11:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Its me in my nice micro lingerie
  • On: March 29, 2019, 10:39 p.m.

Hello,Ive showed my nice striped micro beach costume near the pool of the hotel and especially for the DJ.Wow, he was floored. I prefer micro swimsuits so much.It makes my bottom looks hot, right?Couldnt resist posting these videos and selfies at my profile here https://drive.google.com/file/d/186g1chmQV5XrG7BDvwq_MoW6_T8AWt1g/view?usp=sharingwhile I remained there.Your sweet!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Its me in my nice micro lingerie
  • On: March 30, 2019, 3:17 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: March 30, 2019, 8:53 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: March 30, 2019, 9:21 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: March 31, 2019, 7:28 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: March 31, 2019, 11:57 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: April 1, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: April 2, 2019, 12:04 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jade Poole
CEO, MNesty, LLC