The colloquy of Sarah Arroyo

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Spammer

  • Subject: Confused about the ROI point ?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2017, 4:06 p.m.

antonio,

I have reached out to you a few times and haven't heard back. I don’t
want to give up on you without getting a yes or a no. But i would like
to present the key points again that you might have been missing or
ignoring so far.

1. Dropbox spent $6000 to tell their story through an explainer video.
It resulted in 5 million new customers and over $24M in revenue
2. Rypple increase conversion rates by 20%.
3. Site visitors who view video stay two minutes longer on average and
are 64% more likely to convert than other site visitors.”
4. Incredible social media coverage & brand awareness by video shares
5. CrazyEgg stepped up their revenue $21,000 a month. What will your
success story be?

I really believe that I can help, but I don’t want to be that pesky,
annoying salesperson that keeps reaching out.

Thanks for your response!

*Abid Khan*
Business Development Manager
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Confused about the ROI point ?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2017, 4:06 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Interest
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

Dear Shannon,
Good day, This is an investment interest from Malaysia, interested in overseas investment involving large volume of funds, for which we seek your participation as an overseas representative to handle the investment overseas. These funds belong to my client who wants to invest a large amount of funds in Europe or your Country under qualified foreign partnership, these funds has no such illegalities like drug trafficking, money laundering or any financial crime attached to it. If you feel disposed towards the solicited role, please indicate by prompt response, so that I may provide you further details of the transaction, and also let you know what will be coming to you as remuneration for your solicited role.
After that we shall then come to an understanding concerning the prospective areas of investment that will be conducive for investors of foreign descent. Bear in mind however, that this is a legitimate transaction, and the only reason why strict privacy is advised, is as the result of restrictions of the Malaysia regulations. I look forward to your prompt response, Your prompt attention to this matter would be greatly esteemed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Interest
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 11:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ERP for QuickBooks. Better Ops, no disruption to Acct.
  • On: Oct. 8, 2020, 1:34 p.m.


ERP for QuickBooks. Better Ops, no disruption to Acct.

Add full ERP functionality to your QuickBooks Desktop edition; all the power, none of the disruption. Watch this short video to see how.

 

 

See how it works.

 

Hi, Steven! Add inventory-focused ERP to your QuickBooks Desktop. Get the power and control that comes with implementing an ERP system without disrupting your accounting process.
SEE FOR YOURSELF! Watch the 5-minute video above, search the full functionality of xTuple, or check out the xTEssentials + QuickBooks integration. 
One platform. One price. On average, xTuple ERP costs 75% less than other leading ERP systems with similar functionality. 

Software License
Accelerated Onboarding (average implementation time is 9 months – xTuple gets you to Go-Live in as little as 90 days!)
Cloud Hosting
Training (basic during onboarding and advanced post Go-Live)
Ongoing Support & Maintenance
Dedicated Customer Success Manager

We’re ready when you are.

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ERP for QuickBooks. Better Ops, no disruption to Acct.
  • On: Oct. 8, 2020, 5:53 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Turn inventory faster with an online sales solutions and ERP.
  • On: Oct. 22, 2020, 1:15 p.m.


Turn inventory faster with an online sales solutions and ERP.

xTuple features integrations with Shopify, WooCommerce and ShipStation for an end-to-end e-commerce solution. Read on and learn more.

 

 

Turn Your Inventory Faster!

Solutions from the production line to the customers' front porch.

 

Adding online sales channels to your business model isn't just smart, it can be the difference between surviving and thriving. xTuple integrates with Shopify, WooCommerce and ShipStation so you can increase your sales channels and sales. Capitalize on all your inventory — from finished goods to open box returns. Make it better, sell it faster!

Sell B2B (wholesale) or B2C (retail)
Create and manage SKUs in one place
Help customers identify the right product variants
Real-time inventory availability and customer sync
Website orders flow immediately into ERP
New customers created automatically from orders
Multiple payment options including credit card and terms

If you're still thinking about whether online sales is a path you should take, check out our Blog: Make it. Sell it. Ship it. Done! for key considerations.
When you're ready to take the next step, we're ready to show you how.

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Turn inventory faster with an online sales solutions and ERP.
  • On: Oct. 22, 2020, 8:35 p.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: xTuple is also an end-to-end e-commerce solution.
  • On: Oct. 27, 2020, 1:15 p.m.


xTuple is also an end-to-end e-commerce solution.

xTuple features integrations with Shopify, WooCommerce and ShipStation for an end-to-end e-commerce solution. Read on and learn more.

 

 

More sales channels = more sales.

Explore your e-commerce options.

 

Now you can make more and sell more with xTuple. In addition to providing a comprehensive ERP solution for managing your manufacturing/distribution operation, xTuple is integrated with Shopify and ShipStation for an end-to-end solution e-commerce solution. 
Take your products from the production line to your customers' front porch ...directly.

Sell B2B (wholesale) or B2C (retail)
Create and manage SKUs in one place
Help customers identify the right product variants
Real-time inventory availability and customer sync
Website orders flow immediately into ERP
New customers created automatically from orders
Multiple payment options including credit card and terms

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: xTuple is also an end-to-end e-commerce solution.
  • On: Oct. 27, 2020, 2:03 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Tomorrow. "The Five Steps to Managing Sales Tax for Manufacturers & Distributors" Webinar
  • On: Oct. 28, 2020, 2:07 p.m.


Tomorrow. "The Five Steps to Managing Sales Tax for Manufacturers & Distributors" Webinar

Our tax expert partner Avalara will review the five steps to managing sales tax and the challenges specific to Manufacturers & Distributors.

 

 

The Five Steps to Managing Sales Tax

Understanding the ins and outs of sales tax compliance specifically for manufacturers and distributors.

 

Hello Steven,
Understanding the ins and outs of sales tax compliance can be tricky for even the savviest business, but getting it right is crucial for success. Knowing where you need to collect tax, collecting the correct amounts, and properly documenting exempt sales are all key stages of the sales tax process. However, some steps get overlooked or handled incorrectly, leaving businesses exposed to potential penalties and fees in the case of an audit.
In this presentation, our tax expert partner Avalara will review the five steps to managing sales tax and specific challenges that can plague Manufacturers & Distributors:

Typical steps businesses should consider for sales tax compliance
Impact of new sales tax legislation
Tools to help you navigate the five steps

You won’t want to miss this. Join us for the webinar The Five Steps to Managing Sales Tax for Manufacturers & Distributors.
Date: October 29, 2020 2:00PM EST
Duration: 45 Minutes
Reserve Your Seat

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Tomorrow. "The Five Steps to Managing Sales Tax for Manufacturers & Distributors" Webinar
  • On: Oct. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Growth solutions to put more money in your pocket – leverage xTuple CORE ERP
  • On: Feb. 11, 2021, 4:36 p.m.


Growth solutions to put more money in your pocket – leverage xTuple CORE ERP

Join us for a brief webinar on February 25 and learn how you can open new sales channels and manage business processes to increase profits.

Driving Profits:
How the Top Core ERP Powers Growth for Small &Mid-sized Businesses
 
Live Webinar | February 25, 2021 | 2:00 PM EST

 

Hi Steven,
 
With nearly 20 years in the ERP business, our biggest takeaway is that small businesses like yours need every advantage they can get.
 
xTuple’s Core ERP is designed to deliver the value and benefits of comprehensive enterprise resource planning at a fraction of the cost and the time traditionally associated with ERP onboarding.
 
Our core ERP brings together all of your business processes – sales, manufacturing, distribution, inventory, vendor, CRM, and supply chain on one clean platform that provides visibility into customers and costs, allowing your business to get it right the first time.
 
Join us for a brief 45-minute webinar on February 25 at 2:00 PM EST and learn how you can open new sales channels and manage business processes to increase profits:

Increase productivity to get your products out the door faster
Save time by consolidating all your moving parts into one solution
Standardize purchasing and financial reports to substantially increase cashflow
Automate workflows to save time, eliminate duplications, and deliver accurate data
Finally achieve quick and seamless vendor and inventory management

Our simple, intuitive, turnkey ERP will save you time and money – core onboarding is 90-DAYS GO LIVE – that means you are up and running, increasing revenue, and decreasing operating costs in far less time than it takes to onboard most ERP solutions.
 
Looking forward to seeing you at our live webinar on February 25 at 2:00 PM EST.
 

Best,
 
Wally Tonra, VP Sales
Sarah Spangler, VP Customer Success

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Growth solutions to put more money in your pocket – leverage xTuple CORE ERP
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 1:23 a.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Post-COVID: Key to MFG Growth is Inventory Management
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 2:10 p.m.


Post-COVID: Key to MFG Growth is Inventory Management

Join us for a brief webinar on February 25 and learn how you can open new sales channels and manage business processes to increase profits.

Driving Profits:
How the Top Core ERP Powers Growth for Small & Mid-sized Businesses
 
Live Webinar | February 25, 2021 | 2:00 PM EST

 

Hi Steven,
 
xTuple understands that post-COVID, small to mid-sized businesses need a competitive advantage. Between supply chain disruptions and materials shortages, budget cuts, and lockdowns – 2020 rocked a lot of manufacturers and distributors.
 
With most of the chaos under control, it’s time to come out of the gate strong and set growth strategies in place for 2021.
 
Please join xTuple on February 25 at 2 PM EST for a deep dive into the core processes businesses need:

Increase productivity to get your products out the door faster
Save time by consolidating all your moving parts into one solution
Standardize purchasing and financial reports to substantially increase cashflow
Automate workflows to save time, eliminate duplications, and deliver accurate data
Finally achieve quick and seamless vendor and inventory management

Most manufacturers see-saw between excess and deficient inventory – both leave your money on the table.
 
Onboarding the right ERP can be both a short and long-term success solution for small businesses.

Increase efficiency by eliminating manual processes and bottlenecks
Improve accuracy and availability of information by automating accounting, inventory management, purchasing, and invoice payment

Inventory management is a crucial key to growth in 2021 – join us for a brief webinar and learn how you can use core ERP to drive profits and power up your growth strategies.
 

Best,
 
Wally Tonra, VP Sales
Sarah Spangler, VP Customer Success

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Post-COVID: Key to MFG Growth is Inventory Management
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 10:42 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Sarah Arroyo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Eliminate Supply Chain Challenges in 90-days
  • On: Feb. 22, 2021, 7:03 p.m.


Eliminate Supply Chain Challenges in 90-days

Join us for a brief webinar on February 25 and learn how you can open new sales channels and manage business processes to increase profits.

Driving Profits:
How the Top Core ERP Powers Growth for Small & Mid-sized Businesses
 
Live Webinar | February 25, 2021 | 2:00 PM EST

 

Hi Steven,
 
Small businesses are the backbone of the American economy – as post-pandemic demand increases, manufacturers must prepare to ramp up sales and production and come out of the gate strong.
 
xTuple’s Core ERP was designed specifically for small to medium-sized manufacturers and distributors with the features and benefits that they need most.
 
xTuple developed Core ERP to eliminate the main challenges of traditional ERP – price and complexity.

Traditional ERP takes 17.4 months to implement and more than half of first-time implementations fail. ROI can take 1-3 years.

We believe that business processes and growth solutions should be simple and accessible, that’s why we developed our Core platform.

xTuple’s 90-Day Go-Live costs two-thirds less and is onboards in 90-days or less.

Please join us on February 25 at 2 PM EST for a deep dive into the core process that will help your business grow:
 
Automation

 Automating manual tasks eliminates human error, saving you time and money. Core ERP delivers a substantial competitive advantage for your sales and accounting teams

Data Analysis

You can’t measure what you can’t see. xTuple’s comprehensive KPI dashboard delivers crucial key performance indicators – updated in real-time – and visibility into all of your manufacturing and sales processes

CRM

xTuple’s CRM organizes and integrates purchase orders, account reminders, and notifications for your sales pipeline. CRM also helps open new sales channels by managing quotes, purchase orders, and supports upsells with profit margin data 

Supply Chain

ERP tracks inventory, manufacturing processes, shipping, and distribution. Automated and integrated supply chain management delivers accurate materials ordering and forecasting and provides greater control over your inventory and supply chain processes

Data Silos

Internal and external departments within your business that don’t communicate clearly in real-time cost you money. They are inefficient and often, work at cross-purposes. Core ERP eliminates data silos and increases efficiency for inventory management, sales, supply chain, distribution, finance, and manufacturing information

Looking forward to seeing you at our live webinar on February 25 at 2:00 PM EST.
 

Best,
 
Wally Tonra, VP Sales
Sarah Spangler, VP Customer Success

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  • Subject: Tomorrow - Increase Productivity and Month Cashflow in 90-days
  • On: Feb. 24, 2021, 2:22 p.m.


Tomorrow - Increase Productivity and Month Cashflow in 90-days

Join us for a brief webinar on February 25 and learn how you can open new sales channels and manage business processes to increase profits.

Driving Profits:
How the Top Core ERP Powers Growth for Small & Mid-sized Businesses
 
Live Webinar | February 25, 2021 | 2:00 PM EST

 

Hi Steven,
 
With nearly 20 years in the ERP business, our biggest takeaway is that small businesses like yours need every advantage they can get. Time is running out to register for our upcoming live webinar:
 
Driving Profits: How the Top Core ERP Powers Growth for Small & Mid-sized Businesses
 
Please join us on February 25 at 2 PM EST for a brief 45-minute webinar and learn how xTuple Core ERP can deliver growth solutions for your business in 90-Days or less.
 
Accelerate growth and increase share of market with Core ERP:

Increase efficiency – save time and put more money in your pocket by eliminating data and department silos

Onboard Core – a simple, scalable, adaptable growth solution for sales processes, new sales channels, raw materials ordering, supply chain management, inventory management, CRM, finance, data analysis, shipping, and distribution automation

Increase net profits by connecting precise, real-time data to sales and inventory management

We believe that business processes and growth solutions should be simple and accessible, that’s why we developed our Core platform. xTuple’s 90-Day Go-Live costs two-thirds less and onboards in 90-days or less.
 
With most of the chaos under control, it’s time to come out of the gate strong and set growth strategies for 2021 - onboarding the right ERP can be a short and long-term success solution for small businesses.
 
Join us for a live webinar on February 25 at 2 PM EST and learn how you can use our core ERP to drive profits and power up your growth strategies.
 

Best,
 
Wally Tonra, VP Sales
Sarah Spangler, VP Customer Success

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