The colloquy of Brandon White

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brandon White and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner drlsn
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:01 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner drlsn
  • On: May 10, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 9, 2017, 2:42 a.m.

My new friend! Do you know me? We started communicating on a Dating
site. Now I would like to continue communication with you. You told me
what it was like. But now I can't tell you exactly what you intrigued
me. Maybe I'm wrong. So that all would understand, I would like to
continue communication with you. I was born in Russia. I'm 31 years
old. I think honestly a lot of my friends say that I have already
found a man and married on it. I agree with that. But also I think in
this case, no need to hurry. Because marriage, I imagine it is like
walking with people in life. I don't want to choose the bad man. So I
need time to understand the man. You need people that have told me the
truth when he says something about yourself. So can I fly in the
clouds and want to find something for yourself perfect. What would I
never regretted my choice. Something I talk a lot about yourself. I'd
like to hear a few words about you. Because we're in the familiarity
of the site was not productive. So I want that said about you. If
you're interested to know about me, I'm always ready to answer your
questions. On that note, I will suspend my letter because I need to do
house cleaning. After that, I'd love to answer your letter. Your

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 9, 2017, 5:12 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 9, 2017, 3:34 p.m.

AH!!! I'm so glad your letter! I didn't even think that you answer me.
Now I even in some confusion. Let's start in order. Let me try to tell
not much about myself because I think it's the most important thing.
First Hello to Brandon! How was your day? You have interesting? I'm
fine:) I have interesting? This is probably unexpected your answer!
Yesterday was not a lot of exhausting work day. I'm tired and this
went on our evening run. I work as a cashier at the store. I know it's
not the best job with my vocational secondary education. But this is
all that is possible to find the common man in Russia. Can you tell me
where you work? As you can understand I love to run. This is a great
opportunity to keep my body in shape. It is winter and every day it's
hard to do a run. Because it's getting a lot of snow outside and cold.
Also at home I do lots of different exercises to keep in shape. Do you
like sports? Or do they? What sports do you like? Probably should say
that I live in a rented apartment. My salary in Russia difficult to
buy an apartment. It is necessary to take the credit. I don't want to
be dependent on this... then I think I started about the bad. As for
your letter, I am very happy. Tell me more about you, about your life.
I'm curious to know more about you. I hope you will like photos which
I did at work just for you. I think to finish my letter, but not our
beginner dialogue. I'd like to ask you one request. I'd like to get
your answer as soon as you see my letter. What would our communication
just went up the hill, that it would be developed. I wish that our
letters made us happy. I hope you can fulfill my request, and I will
be pleased:) I will stop there and I'll wait for your answer. Your

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 9, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 10, 2017, 11:45 p.m.

Hello Brandon,
How is your health? How is your mood? Difficult to find a man who he
is trustworthy. I'm not looking for the prince. Brandon I'm looking
for a nice man. I wrote you a long letter. I see your reaction. You
wrote me a little letter. I told you about my life. How important you
our correspondence? You did not even answer my questions. I'm a little
surprised that you did not answer my important questions from previous
letter. Maybe you did not carefully read my letter and the reason is
that you do not understand my poor English? Anyway I hope that in your
reply I’ll get answers to them, ok? As for me, I’m ready and I will
answer any your questions because I think that it's very important in
the development of our correspondence and it’s simple the issue of
mutual respect and politeness. . Please tell me more about you if you
wish. I'll tell you more about me and send you more my photos next
time. Brandon write me about your lifestyle and especially about your
preferences about women. I hope to hear from you soon, if you’ll be in
mood so then write me back. Brandon I with impatience shall wait for
your letter.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Continue acquaintance?
  • On: Dec. 11, 2017, 7:34 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 12, 2017, 12:29 a.m.

Hello my dear. I wanted to tell you that I have for you bad news. I
think I became seriously ill. Because since last night I have a fever.
I don't know what to do. All day today the pill that would take my
temperature. But my pills do not help. Tonight I called my mom. She
told me a folk prescription. If my pills today, I won't help you, I'll
try her method. Now I woke up woke up from the heat all day not
leaving my body. I thought that would not be right to answer you on
your letter. I'm sorry, do not answer you for your letter, But I think you
understand my condition in which I now reside. I beg you not to forget
me. I was very pleased to see your words of support and maybe you will
tell me what to do. Because You're older than me and wiser. I hope you
can tell me what to do. Because I don't know what to do. I'm afraid
that they put me in the hospital and I can't write. I wish that our
sense developed. I hope you can give me some pointers. I have read
your letter. But now I think I can answer you only after will be much
better. So I will always be your nice words of support. Now I'm going
to drink my pills and sleep. I beg you not to lose me. Your Natalya.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 12, 2017, 8:19 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My health no better, but I am writing to you.
  • On: Dec. 13, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

Hello my dear. Now I woke up from what I had to do a shot. He was very
sick and I couldn't sleep. Now I decided to write to you. As I told
you yesterday, I am now lying in the hospital. Today I was given my
diagnosis. This is a purulent tonsillitis. Complications on my health.
My doctor said that a few days will do the operation to remove my
tonsils. I'd like to tell you that I ignore your letters. I think that
if tomorrow I'll feel much better, then I will answer your letters.
You don't think anything bad. I would have gladly answered your
letters, but it is very hard. I just have today. I was mentally and
physically exhausted. I now the hospital are under a lot of droppers.
I change them every 2 hours. I do not eat these 2 days. Because I have
no appetite. Today I looked at myself in the mirror and was very
scared. Because all my skin was pale. I have very large bags under the
eyes. I now it is very hard to talk because of my throat. My doctor
said that if my condition won't get better, then I'm going to
celebrate new year in the hospital. That would avoid all that I will
need to pay for the drug. But I still don't know what this medication.
Because my doctor has not yet revealed what are my duties in my
health. I'm asking you not to forget me and write to me. So I'm very
happy that you have the letters. Tomorrow I will try to answer them.
Now I'm trying to sleep. That would be as soon as possible began the

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My health no better, but I am writing to you.
  • On: Dec. 14, 2017, 12:56 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: My health no better, but I am writing to you.
  • On: Dec. 14, 2017, 10:17 p.m.

Thank you for your words of "support" I understood really what you
people. You care about my condition and my health. You only need my
phone conversations.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My health no better, but I am writing to you.
  • On: Dec. 15, 2017, 12:48 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS
  • On: July 24, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud DivisionFederal Bureau of Investigation935 Pennsylvania Ave,NWWashington, DC 20535  Attention:  Brian White This is Agent George Ellis Snr, I am the agent in charge of your transaction (EA2948-910) in the amount of $4,500,000.00 which shall be made payable to you in form of an ATM Master Card. The FBI has investigated this transaction and everything has been arranged, the total sum has been deposited at Bank of America. Once we receive your delivery information and the required fees for processing this transaction, we shall immediately dispatch the ATM to your home address via FedEx. FILL IN THE INFORMATION LISTED FOR DELIVERY FOR RE-CONFIRMATION: REF:                                    EA2948-910Full Name:                           Brian WhiteAddress:                             Phone:                                  The required fee of $175.00 is for the following reason(s): (1) Deposit Fee's (Fee’s paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is Bank of America)(2) ATM (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into ATM Master Card) The total amount of $175.00 is required to have this entire transaction completed. You are therefore advised to make the payment for $175.00 via Money Gram to the following information: Below is the information to our Accountant where you are required to send the fee of $175 to; Name of Receiver:                 Sandra Nwamaka ToroLocation:                                 234 Kingsway VI, Lagos , NigeriaTest Question:                        In God?Answer:                                   We TrustAmount:                                  $175.00 Do get back to this office with the following information below after making payment of $175.00 via Money Gram, Western Union or RIA. Senders Name:Senders Address:Mtcn / Reference Number: I want you to proceed immediately to make your own payment of $175.00 so I can successfully deliver your ATM to your Door Step as soon as possible.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS
  • On: July 24, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud DivisionFederal Bureau of Investigation935 Pennsylvania Ave,NWWashington, DC 20535  Attention:  Brian White This is Agent George Ellis Snr, I am the agent in charge of your transaction (EA2948-910) in the amount of $4,500,000.00 which shall be made payable to you in form of an ATM Master Card. The FBI has investigated this transaction and everything has been arranged, the total sum has been deposited at Bank of America. Once we receive your delivery information and the required fees for processing this transaction, we shall immediately dispatch the ATM to your home address via FedEx. FILL IN THE INFORMATION LISTED FOR DELIVERY FOR RE-CONFIRMATION: REF:                                    EA2948-910Full Name:                           Brian WhiteAddress:                             Phone:                                  The required fee of $175.00 is for the following reason(s): (1) Deposit Fee's (Fee’s paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is Bank of America)(2) ATM (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into ATM Master Card) The total amount of $175.00 is required to have this entire transaction completed. You are therefore advised to make the payment for $175.00 via Money Gram to the following information: Below is the information to our Accountant where you are required to send the fee of $175 to; Name of Receiver:                 Sandra Nwamaka ToroLocation:                                 234 Kingsway VI, Lagos , NigeriaTest Question:                        In God?Answer:                                   We TrustAmount:                                  $175.00 Do get back to this office with the following information below after making payment of $175.00 via Money Gram, Western Union or RIA. Senders Name:Senders Address:Mtcn / Reference Number: I want you to proceed immediately to make your own payment of $175.00 so I can successfully deliver your ATM to your Door Step as soon as possible.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS
  • On: July 25, 2018, 5:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon White
CEO, MNesty, LLC