The colloquy of Robert Ball

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Robert Ball and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: »»—𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 —-««
  • On: Sept. 28, 2021, 8:48 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: »»—𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 —-««
  • On: Sept. 28, 2021, 8:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?
  • On: Oct. 6, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?

Hi Rebecca,
 
Is your business in need of a revolving line of credit. Our line of credit is designed to allow you to always have access to the capital that you need without having to wait for an underwriter’s approval. Once your line of credit is approved, you can log into your account and draw funds as you need them. No upfront fees, no paperwork, and no waiting days for an approval to access your credit line.
Our rates are as low as 4.8%. You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to start looking into your options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
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Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?
  • On: Oct. 7, 2021, 7:27 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big Plans? A LOC Could Help
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Big Plans? A LOC Could Help

Hi Rebecca,
 
Have you ever considered a business line of credit?

The gains you get by opening one can be huge, and there’s virtually no risk as long as you make your minimum payments on time.

We can have your line of credit set up within a couple of hours with rates as low as 4.8% You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to set up your line of credit now.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Plans? A LOC Could Help
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get the equipment you need
  • On: Nov. 3, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Get the equipment you need

Hi Rebecca,
 
Most small businesses need a lot of equipment: software, supplies, signs, tools, machinery, and other basics.
 
The good news is our express equipment financing programs could have your equipment financed as soon as tomorrow with rates starting at 3.56%. We have equipment loans for almost any gadget or gizmo you might need.
 
Want to see what is available to you? Give me a call today or schedule a call with my clicking the link in my signature. I look forward to hearing from you. 
 
 Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get the equipment you need
  • On: Nov. 4, 2021, 5:04 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What would your business do with financing by tomorrow?
  • On: Nov. 17, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


What would your business do with financing by tomorrow?

Hi Rebecca,
 
Han Solo brags that his Millennium Falcon is the fastest ship in the entire galaxy, we brag that our super quick loan process is the Millennium Falcon of business loans.
 
Okay, okay - we probably don’t move at the speed of light. However, our loans are still mythically fast.
 
You can get up to $500,000 in as little as 24 hours with an interest rate as low as 4.8%. Whether you need the money for an emergency, a surprise cost, or just to weather the slow season, we have you covered.
 
You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to get the process started.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What would your business do with financing by tomorrow?
  • On: Nov. 18, 2021, 12:50 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Customized Financing for your Business
  • On: Dec. 1, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Customized Financing for your Business

Hi Rebecca,
 
For small business owners like yourself there seems to be an endless list of tasks. Ensuring your business has the capital it needs to grow can be challenging.
 
At Crestmont Capital, we customize a financing plan to help maximize your profitability while relieving some of the stress. We can’t perform your To-Do List as well as you, but we will help finance it.
 
To assist further, receive funding by the end of this quarter and we will cut your closing fees! Feel free to schedule a call with me to start looking into your funding options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Customized Financing for your Business
  • On: Dec. 2, 2021, 3:51 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.
  • On: Dec. 15, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.

Hi Rebecca,
 
At Crestmont Capital, we believe we must continue to evolve and grow our product to meet the capital needs of small business owners better. As a result, we're now able to offer true revolving lines of credit, term loans, equipment financing and short-term loans to all our clients. 
 
Thank you for expressing an interest in Crestmont Capital in the past and I hope to have the opportunity to work together to develop an appropriate financing solution for you soon. Feel free to schedule a call with me to start looking into your funding options now!  
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.
  • On: Dec. 16, 2021, 1:25 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big plans? We're here to help
  • On: Dec. 29, 2021, 7:40 p.m.


Big plans? We're here to help

Hi Rebecca,
 
Finding a small business loan is easier than you think.
 
We have nearly every financial product your business would ever need, including:

Unsecured Short Term Loans — Limited paperwork with funding available within a couple of hours
Lines of Credit — Revolving financial safety nets that builds business credit with rates starting at 4.8%
Equipment Financing/Leasing — Financing to buy new or used equipment with rates starting at 3.25%

Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to get started today!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big plans? We're here to help
  • On: Dec. 29, 2021, 10:53 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You could be funded by tomorrow.
  • On: Jan. 12, 2022, 7:40 p.m.


You could be funded by tomorrow.

Hi Rebecca,
 
24 hours. That’s all it takes for most of our small business owners to get funded.
What if you could turn around your business in just 24 hours? Or take that next big step? Or just get the financial cushion you need to sleep a little better?
Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to explore your loan options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You could be funded by tomorrow.
  • On: Jan. 13, 2022, 12:49 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We Think Lending Should Be Simple
  • On: Jan. 26, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


We Think Lending Should Be Simple

Hi Rebecca,
 
Finding a business loan can be an overwhelming experience for a busy business owner. Where is the best place to start? What do I need to qualify?
 
You could sit down with every bank loan officer in town, using all your skills to negotiate the best deal, which will come in weeks or even months after submitting mountains of paperwork…
 
…or you could enjoy a delicious cup of coffee while typing a few numbers into our loan application and allow our proprietary underwriting algorithm design the best loan for your business.
 
We will help you choose the best funding option and structure based on your use, needs, goals, and of course budget.
 
Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to explore your loan options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We Think Lending Should Be Simple
  • On: Jan. 26, 2022, 9:35 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Financing for your business
  • On: Feb. 9, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Financing for your business

Hi Rebecca,
 
You may already be familiar with some of our financing products, but I wanted to let you know that we may have another option for funding that could potentially be a great fit for your business.

Crestmont Capital offers a business working capital loan that presents you with a way to quickly access up to $500,000 with absolutely no restrictions on the use of funds. We don't require collateral, and perfect credit isn't necessary. You can get you approved within hours, and you'll have cash in your account as soon as tomorrow morning.
Please feel free to reach out to me at any time, and I'll tell you more about the programs we offer.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Financing for your business
  • On: Feb. 10, 2022, 6:27 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Upcoming Projects
  • On: Feb. 23, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Your Upcoming Projects

Hi Rebecca,
 
It’s that time of year again! Thoughts of new ideas and growth are on everyone's mind. Do you have an upcoming project on your to-do list for your business as well? Exploring new market strategies, stocking up on inventory, adding more staff or simply looking to grow?
 
Maybe you've been thinking about a total remodel. No matter what your business plans are, Crestmont Capital can help you spring them into action. We offer instant approval with no financials for up to $500,000. Our simplified process allows you access to funds within a couple of hours.
 
Call or book a meeting with me by clicking on the link in my signature to see why thousands of businesses have chosen Crestmont Capital for their preferred business funding source. 
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Upcoming Projects
  • On: Feb. 24, 2022, 1:20 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC