The colloquy of Matthew Kline

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Kline and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: YOUR PAYMENT UPDATE
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 8:40 a.m.

Dear Friend,

The Federal government of Nigeria published in the official gazette last time, mandating the African Development bank in collaboration with the World Bank Regulatory Authority to offset all debts emanating from contracts executed by foreign contractors and files of next-of-kins submitted for payments.

Some Next-of-kin/contractors funds were attempted to be diverted by some individuals. Other cases are imposition of illegal charges on next-of-kin/contractors, invitation to overseas for claims of funds without success, incessant payment of fees one after another endlessly, impersonation and other corrupt practices that pose to dissatisfy beneficiaries thereby causing confusion among them, subjectivity to bankruptcy and total mislead.

Some beneficiaries are in the nets of impostors unknowingly and act on their instructions to forward any message to them received by beneficiaries, using it as a weapon against beneficiaries and awareness of payment procedure we embark on, and then plan more to win the hearts for their own selfish desires. It is a pity! I am a British Citizen and was posted here from the African Development bank through the World Bank to quietly pay the affected beneficiaries but what I have discovered here so far is a bad omen.

I have discovered that you are one of the victims of this circumstance because the settlement of your due fund through the right link is not supposed to exceed 10 bank working days but has taken months and years,Yet you have not questioned the integrity of those you were dealing with. This message is to exonerate you from total mess and pay you your due fund and interest through the AFDB without you undergoing payment of fees one after the other. Fraudulent activities by some government officials and their cohorts in Nigeria and some African countries are like terrorists these days. They send unauthenticated documents to beneficiaries and emails to deceive extort and cover the right link of easy receipts of funds against bonafide beneficiaries.

INFORMATION: Any genuine document from authorized office must bear government code number. These include Payment Approval and Remittance advice. We need your bank details and address for this quiet payment exercise but not through any Nigerian bank because they are criminals. Conclusively, any well thinking Next-of-kin/ Contractor should know that payments demand one after another is not the procedure but an omen to such government. You may say this looks like one of those old stories but i will advise you not to ignore it.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs Mary Lasma
Corporate Finance Associate
African Development Bank

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR PAYMENT UPDATE
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 3:22 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greeting My bang-up) auspicious my stylish! are You busy? Let's try to unsoured chat)
  • On: Oct. 21, 2021, 9:02 p.m.

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What State are u from?
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response me to: [email protected])

thank you

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greeting My bang-up) auspicious my stylish! are You busy? Let's try to unsoured chat)
  • On: Oct. 22, 2021, 2:21 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello.
  • On: Oct. 30, 2021, 6:15 a.m.

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Email to me: [email protected] I am going to reply to You my=
photo attach) Have a good time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello.
  • On: Oct. 30, 2021, 7:30 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Morning My! astounding. I hope You can mastered chat)
  • On: Nov. 2, 2021, 7:04 p.m.

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What State are You from?
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Morning My! astounding. I hope You can mastered chat)
  • On: Nov. 3, 2021, 12:12 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi bang-up, How is it going? Let's try to small talk,
  • On: Nov. 5, 2021, 4:30 p.m.

hello;) Is it a crooked mood today?

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now I am looking for satisfactory guy;)
response me [email protected]!
I can reply to You my photo attach. Have a nice time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi bang-up, How is it going? Let's try to small talk,
  • On: Nov. 5, 2021, 4:38 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good day my) I hope you're able to bite-sized talks;) You can call me Anastasiia,
  • On: Nov. 6, 2021, 8:26 p.m.

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I am cuddly 36 y.o. woman living in Russian Federation;)
Today Im seeking interest gentleman,
my e-mail is: [email protected], I will reply to You my photo!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day my) I hope you're able to bite-sized talks;) You can call me Anastasiia,
  • On: Nov. 6, 2021, 10:56 p.m.

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Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hi My:) my my bright) Let's chat
  • On: Nov. 9, 2021, 2:20 a.m.

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What is your age?

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It's my Email for contact is [email protected])
I'll reply to You my picture attached.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi My:) my my bright) Let's chat
  • On: Nov. 9, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good day) Could we aggravating speak,
  • On: Nov. 14, 2021, 12:46 p.m.

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What State are u from?

I'm unmarried nice Person! I'll reply to You my photo attached, reply me: st=
[email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day) Could we aggravating speak,
  • On: Nov. 14, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my special sir Straight;) I hope you can talks, do you wish to meet me?
  • On: Nov. 19, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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I'm going to send You my picture attach!
This is e-mail for contact is [email protected])

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my special sir Straight;) I hope you can talks, do you wish to meet me?
  • On: Nov. 19, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greeting untarnished my beneficent mr. smart! May be You are free to talks;-)
  • On: Nov. 20, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

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What's your age?
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I am alone champion 32 years old babe
Righ now Im trying to find clever not young mister! it's Email for contact: =
[email protected]

I'm going to send You my picture attached:-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greeting untarnished my beneficent mr. smart! May be You are free to talks;-)
  • On: Nov. 20, 2021, 1 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's small talk) My friendly mr. upright;)
  • On: Nov. 24, 2021, 5:04 p.m.

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Good Day my angelic)
Could you sharp talk?

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What State are you from?
I am single lively Mistress, I'll send You my photo attached,
my email box [email protected])

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's small talk) My friendly mr. upright;)
  • On: Nov. 24, 2021, 7:59 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Kline
CEO, MNesty, LLC