The colloquy of Rhonda Ball

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Rhonda Ball and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: March 7, 2022, 11:45 a.m.

Monday 03/7/2022

E-Mail Message

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Email: [email protected]

Message:

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: March 7, 2022, 9:45 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Funding for Your Business
  • On: March 9, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Funding for Your Business

Rebecca,
 

I hope you have been well since our last communication.

I am just reaching out to see if you are currently interested in funding for your business.

You may recall, we offer lines of credit, term loans, and equipment financing with rates as low as 4.25% and payback terms up to 60 months.

Do you think this is something you would like to explore? If so, please feel free to reach out to me at any time.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Funding for Your Business
  • On: March 10, 2022, 1:59 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Business Financing Options
  • On: March 23, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Your Business Financing Options

Rebecca,
 

You applied with us in the past requesting financing for your business.
 
I am following up because at the time, for whatever reason, you did not obtain a loan through us.
 
If you are interested in revisiting please respond “yes” to this email and I will advise on what I need to reopen your file.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Business Financing Options
  • On: March 24, 2022, 5:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Two Hours
  • On: April 6, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Two Hours

Rebecca,
 
 2 Hours.

 
That’s how long it takes to see the funds in your bank account once you request a draw from your line of credit.
 
There's no extra paperwork, no waiting for your money, and more time to run and build your business.
 
With lines of credit up to $250,000 becoming accessible that fast, why wait any longer?
 
Call or book a meeting with me by clicking on the link in my signature to get the process started.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Two Hours
  • On: April 7, 2022, 7:15 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Flexible Financing
  • On: April 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Flexible Financing

Rebecca,
 
Owning a small business is a lot like being on an emotional and financial roller coaster.
 
How do you weather the storm and even out cash flow? A Business Line of Credit!
 
We offer flexible financing with no obligation to use the line once it has been established.
 
When you do use the line, you only pay interest on what you use and not the full amount on hand.
 
Whether you need to purchase equipment, hire more staff or invest in the future of your business, you’ll have the money you need to continue growing. We go from application to funded in as few as 24 hours.
 
The entrepreneurial roller coaster never gets completely smooth, but we can help with the twists and turns.
 
Please feel free to reach out to me at any time, and I'll tell you more about our lines of credit.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Flexible Financing
  • On: April 21, 2022, 8:01 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Financing That Fits Your Business
  • On: May 4, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Financing That Fits Your Business

Rebecca,
 
We'll keep this to the point.

Owning a business is a lot of hard work. At Crestmont Capital we understand and are here to help. With all the time and energy that goes into running your business, we make getting extra capital simple. We remove the piles of paperwork and stress inducing hassle of a traditional bank loan with our quick one-page application. Your business can be approved instantly, with cash deposited in your bank account within hours.

Our rates have hit a historic low and our flexible terms allow you to design the perfect funding options for your business and budget and schedule! Call me at any time or schedule a call with me to get the process started.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Financing That Fits Your Business
  • On: May 4, 2022, 9:41 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your upcoming projects
  • On: May 18, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Your upcoming projects

Rebecca,
 
Time to address your upcoming projects?

We can approve your business today for a line of credit based on your annual sales. Our flexible line of credit gives you access to cash that could be used to help with payroll, inventory, new projects, new clients or even outstanding taxes. We are offering some amazingly low rates right that could position your company better than any other financial product on the market. The entire process can be completed with cash in your business bank account before the close of business today. Give me a call to get the process started without all the red tape of traditional bank loans.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your upcoming projects
  • On: May 18, 2022, 10:10 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Grow with Crestmont Capital
  • On: June 1, 2022, 8:02 p.m.


Grow with Crestmont Capital

Rebecca,
 
Growing your business can be difficult. We are ready to help. Focus on growing your business and cut away the red tape. Get a no-strings-attached business funding approval and unlock new possibilities.
 
As a reminder, Crestmont Capital financing includes:

Up to $750K in financing
Funding in as little as four hours
One quick and easy online application
Lowest Rates Industry Wide

For any questions, my contact information is below, or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Grow with Crestmont Capital
  • On: June 2, 2022, 2:08 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business
  • On: June 15, 2022, 8:03 p.m.


Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business

Rebecca,
 
Uh oh! You don’t have the capital to purchase new equipment on the spot? Don’t worry; you’re not alone.
 
Fortunately, that’s why equipment financing exists. Equipment financing allows you to start using the equipment your business needs to generate the revenue you’ll use to pay it off. Nice, right? Your business isn’t at risk since the loan uses the equipment itself as collateral.
 
We can have your equipment financed in as little as 24 hours.
 
For any questions my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business
  • On: June 16, 2022, 12:47 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time
  • On: June 29, 2022, 8:03 p.m.


A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time

Rebecca,
 
When you’re short on capital and pressed for time, you don’t want to waste time and resources on traditional bank loans.
 
Your time and resources are valuable, and we understand that.
 
At Crestmont Capital, our funding is fast and flexible with no restriction on the use of funds!
 
You can find out how much you qualify in just minutes! 
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time
  • On: June 30, 2022, 1:37 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: July 13, 2022, 8:04 p.m.


Ready to Grow Your Business?

Rebecca,
 
It may be time to think about your business expansion projects. It could be something as simple as adding new products or equipment to meet recently increased demand, or a complete remodel. Whatever the case may be, Crestmont Capital can get you funding quickly. Our array of options is comprehensive:

Business Lines of Credit
Unsecured Working Capital Loans
Traditional Term Loans

You can be approved almost instantly, and you'll have cash secure in your account in a matter of days. Quotes are free and only take a minute or so. If you have any questions or concerns, I'm here to help. Let's get your business going!
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: July 14, 2022, 2:35 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: July 27, 2022, 8:05 p.m.


Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans

Rebecca,
 
I know there are many things on your plate.
 
Owning a small business is hard work, but getting a business loan shouldn’t be, right?
 
You already have enough to deal with, so let us set you up with the best loan to meet your unique needs.
 
Reach out to me at any time we’ll get you dialed in with loan options, as a direct lender there is significantly less red tape and better solutions for what you need. 
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: July 28, 2022, 5:07 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Aug. 10, 2022, 8:05 p.m.


Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit

Rebecca,
 
Many small businesses need cash. We offer a line of credit for small businesses, which is both unsecured and revolving. Revolving credit can be tough to get through a more traditional lender, but we make it simple. You can draw from your credit on an as-needed basis!

We offer rates as low as 4.5%, and you can be set up in just one business day. Surprise costs come up in the business world. A line of credit allows you to be prepared and allows you to keep your money easily accessible. Check out our quick online quote or give us a call, and we'll help you get started over the phone.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Aug. 11, 2022, 1:34 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Aug. 24, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


No Collateral Needed

Rebecca,
 

When you need quick access to capital, you can use an unsecured working capital loan and leverage your future earnings.
 
You can get access to funds in as little as 24 hours.
 
Rest assured that credit score and collateral are no issue.
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Aug. 24, 2022, 8:32 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Want access to new possibilities?
  • On: Sept. 7, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Want access to new possibilities?

Rebecca,
 

Business owners want to increase the scale of their operations; however, this up-sizing can take up some of the funds necessary to run day-to-day operations. Our loans are designed to help.
 
You won’t need to worry about any hard credit inquiries when you take out a loan with us. Plus, your business’ credit score will improve as you borrow.
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Want access to new possibilities?
  • On: Sept. 8, 2022, 6:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Just Following Up
  • On: Sept. 21, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Just Following Up

Rebecca,
 

I hope business is booming! I wanted to reach out and follow up on a mailing we previously sent you.
 
If your business needs working capital, I’m available to answer any questions you may have and help you through the application process. Feel free to give me a call whenever you have any questions.
 
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Just Following Up
  • On: Sept. 22, 2022, 1:21 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Rhonda Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC