The colloquy of Rachel Ball

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Rachel Ball and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: The beauties are waiting for you.
  • On: Oct. 23, 2022, 4:29 a.m.

There are so many men in the world and I miss you. Maybe we won't let  get bored
beautiful girl? My profile.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: The beauties are waiting for you.
  • On: Oct. 23, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hassle-Free Financing
  • On: Nov. 2, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Hassle-Free Financing

Rebecca,
 

We do things differently when it comes to traditional lenders. At Crestmont Capital, we offer small businesses easy, hassle-free financing with more approvals and more flexible terms.

No hidden fees
All credit considered
No collateral required
Instant approvals
Same-day funding

We offer the lowest rates industry-wide, and we work with your schedule and budget to find the perfect loan for your business needs. Feel free to reach out to me to get the process started.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hassle-Free Financing
  • On: Nov. 3, 2022, 2:01 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you interested in securing funding for your business?
  • On: Nov. 16, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Are you interested in securing funding for your business?

Rebecca,
 

I hope all is well with you. I am following up with older inquires in our system.
 
At Crestmont Capital, we offer:
 
    - SBA Loans
    - Business lines of credit
    - New and used equipment financing/leasing
    - Invoice factoring
    - Business term loans

 
The application process is easy.
 
Just need a completed application and the last three months business bank statements of your business. If you are interested, I can send you the app in a separate email.
Feel free to schedule a call with me if you would like to discuss further.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you interested in securing funding for your business?
  • On: Nov. 16, 2022, 11:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get Funded Today!
  • On: Nov. 30, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Get Funded Today!

Rebecca,
 

When speed is the name of the game, a business line of credit could help your business have the cash on hand to make the most out of every opportunity. Don’t let low cash flow slow your business down.

Apply now, and if approved, your business could have from $5,000 to $500,000 as fast as the next business day.
 
Reach out to me at any time to get the process started! 
 
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get Funded Today!
  • On: Dec. 1, 2022, 12:08 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 3 Reasons to Consider a Line of Credit
  • On: Dec. 14, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


3 Reasons to Consider a Line of Credit

Rebecca,
 

Have you ever used a business line of credit? A majority of our small business clients prefer this financing option.
 
Here are 3 reasons why you should consider one:

You can borrow as many times as you want; it’s a revolving source of capital so your funds are replenished as you pay them back.
If you get a line of credit, you only pay interest on the funds you use, and the interest doesn’t compound. This keeps your cost of capital low.
If approved, you could get financed up to $500,000- enough to upgrade equipment, hire new staff, or just create a financial safety net.

Call me to learn more about getting a business line of credit for your company.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 3 Reasons to Consider a Line of Credit
  • On: Dec. 15, 2022, 3:34 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Time can be the cure!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2022, 8:06 p.m.


Time can be the cure!

Hello Rebecca,
 

Hopefully this email finds you well. 
 
Some time ago you applied for business financing with us and for whatever reason, a loan was not obtained. But time can be the cure! 
 
We have added more products to our marketplace and statistically speaking, the older your business the better your odds of qualifying for stronger terms. 
 
When you’re ready just email me back with the best number for me to call. I will make sure to call you and discuss your options and our process. 
 
Hope to hear from you Rebecca.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Time can be the cure!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2022, 3:05 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Why we're different
  • On: Jan. 11, 2023, 8:06 p.m.


Why we're different

Rebecca,
 

You may have seen quite a few emails from me over the years, but do you know who Crestmont is and what we do? Let me tell you. 
 
Crestmont Capital may have similar programs as other lenders, but the difference is we're a direct lender. That means we're ready to go to work for you and able to offer the lowest rates in the industry.
 
I also want to make sure you know about our most popular programs:

Equipment Financing: You can finance new, used, or previously purchased equipment, including things for your stores like menu boards, signage, remodels and more.
Working Capital: Get a loan to preserve your cash flow, and use the funds for extra business expenses like payroll, taxes, inventory and more

I hope we can work together soon.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Why we're different
  • On: Jan. 11, 2023, 8:39 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Painless financing for Mnesty
  • On: Jan. 25, 2023, 8:06 p.m.


Painless financing for Mnesty

Rebecca,
 

Let’s get real: applying for a business loan at a bank is a miserable process. It requires enough paperwork to kill a small rainforest and more time than it takes to write a novel.
That’s the kind of hassle we make it a point to avoid at Crestmont Capital. You have enough to worry about, so we make sure to take out all the unnecessary steps in receiving funding for your business.
You can get approved within hours and get funded just as quickly. No piles of paperwork, no banks, and definitely no hassle - just the capital boost you need on your timeline and your terms.
Give me a call at any time and we won’t give you any hassle, I promise.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Painless financing for Mnesty
  • On: Jan. 26, 2023, 2:20 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Business Capital Without the Runaround
  • On: Feb. 8, 2023, 8:06 p.m.


Business Capital Without the Runaround

Rebecca,
 

If you're pressed for time, there's nothing worse than spending hours with a bank pouring over your financials. And then they say they'll get back to you in a few weeks? There has to be a better way than that.

Simply put, the fastest way to get business capital is with Crestmont Capital. Our application takes 5-minutes and you can get your funds in as little as 24 hours. If there are some last-minute needs coming your way, there isn't anything better than quick and easy.
Give me a call or email at any time to get the process started.
Working for you,
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Business Capital Without the Runaround
  • On: Feb. 9, 2023, 12:40 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: There might be a storm on the horizon. But it's easy to prepare financially.
  • On: Feb. 22, 2023, 8:06 p.m.


There might be a storm on the horizon. But it's easy to prepare financially.

Hi Rebecca,
 

Stormy financial events can shake the resolve of even the hardest business owners. If you're even a little bit concerned about the future, Crestmont Capital is your best bet to beat the rising tides. That's our mission, in make or break moments, we aim to be there and help you make it.
Instead of spending tons of time going from bank to bank, we go to work immediately to find you the best deal to cover you for any event that may be coming. Our borrowers love lines of credit as a rainy day fund but we also facilitate working capital, equipment loans, and term loans! Start looking ahead by applying now. Reach out to me at any time to get the process started.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: There might be a storm on the horizon. But it's easy to prepare financially.
  • On: Feb. 22, 2023, 11:30 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fast Lines of Credit, When You Need It
  • On: March 8, 2023, 8:06 p.m.


Fast Lines of Credit, When You Need It

Hi Rebecca,
 

If you're looking for a quick, easy way to cover expenses Crestmont has you covered. Maybe you need to cover seasonal payroll or you're busy hunting down local suppliers as the costs of inventory goes up. The lines of credit offered by Crestmont Capital are perfect for these short-term challenges and are quick to set up.

You can get you funds in less than 4 hours after approval and apply in just 5 minutes.
Reach out to me at any time to get the process started.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fast Lines of Credit, When You Need It
  • On: March 8, 2023, 10:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Rachel Ball
CEO, MNesty, LLC