The colloquy of Kristin Stewart

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kristin Stewart and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: I live your life with love.
  • On: Jan. 30, 2021, 2:07 a.m.

Welcome!
Lovely the
stranger, I wish the nobility,
as  it  is strong you wish  to  find  and  to meet with new and good the girl?
My name is
Any I wish to believe, that I to you like on a photo.
I in searches someone with whom my life will be
quiet and
fascinating to change to the best.
I very much
interesting, opened and optimistical
the girl. But I still one and I very
much have got tired from it.
So I have gone in
marriage agency and have written
to you the letter. Actually,
I in searches
present the man for serious relations and
a combination marriage in the future.
Dream of all my life -
to meet the beloved of all my life.
I wish to believe, that you this man. I will be
happy if we find our common interests,
and our acquaintance - the most
important moment in our future life.
At present I do not know,
how much you you are interested in
continuation our conversation,
therefore in more details I will tell about myself in the following letter.
I will wait for the reciprocal letter with huge
impatience.
Bye,
Any.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I live your life with love.
  • On: Jan. 30, 2021, 6:52 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's talk! my Mr. sweetheart) Can I ask u?
  • On: Feb. 4, 2021, 12:48 p.m.

My mister adorable;-) Greeting My) How old are You? Where do U live?

Is everything useless? I am calm chick from Ukraine.
Immediately I'm trying to find class dude:-)
Write me at [email protected]:)

I can send You my picture attached,
thank you in advance

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's talk! my Mr. sweetheart) Can I ask u?
  • On: Feb. 4, 2021, 7:29 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ola my Mister chief)
  • On: Feb. 11, 2021, 8:07 a.m.

Good Morning My vigorous)

how do U like it there? I'm awesome Lady,
Presently I am looking for capable male, I'm going to reply to You my pictur=
e attach

E-mail me at: [email protected],
thank you in advance

.

Spammer

  • Subject: hola My:-)
  • On: Feb. 11, 2021, 9:39 a.m.

enjoyable Sir nice.

bonjour

May You're able to kindly talk;-) Im unmarried invaluable babe;-) now I'm lo=
oking for matchless dude:-)

response to: [email protected]:)
I'm going to reply to You my photo attached:)
thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ola my Mister chief)
  • On: Feb. 11, 2021, 4:58 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Day My reputable. I hope u are free to curly chat! how is how is your mood?
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 4:20 a.m.

Bonzur cool.
My Sir Cuddles,
I'm breezy babe.
Soon I am look up beautiful buddy:) email me: [email protected];=
-)

I can reply to You my photos,

Have a nice day

.

Spammer

  • Subject: hello my jolly:) Wish to meet me? I hope u can cloudy speak;) My indispensable intelligent;-)
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 6:46 a.m.

bonjorn;-)
I wish to chat:)
What're u up to? Im solitary magnificent Mistress:)

at this moment I am searching for caring dude:-)
my email for response [email protected];-) I will send You =
my photo attach,
Talk to you later

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Spammer

  • Subject: Chao My;-) how're you? Let's quiet chat:)
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 11 a.m.

my amazing sir precious,

How're things?
I hope U're able to chat.

at this moment I am seeking shiny guy:)

E-mail at: [email protected]:-)

I will send You my picture attached!
have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Day My reputable. I hope u are free to curly chat! how is how is your mood?
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 3:53 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope U can hushed speak. Mr. caring)
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 5:05 p.m.

well my Colossal, Im cheerful female;-)
At this moment I'm look up smart guy) I'm going to reply to You my pictures
this is Email for response [email protected];) good luck!

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Spammer

  • Subject: bonghjornu My blameless;) my thankful mister tiger. Let's try to steep speak)
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 6:46 p.m.

Saluto My robust Sir Capable

what is your age?

I want to nutritious talks.

Where r You from? for now I'm looking for splendid mister:)
I am single uncomparable mistress living in Germany:)

e-mail me to: [email protected];-)
I'll send You my photos.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope U can hushed speak. Mr. caring)
  • On: Feb. 17, 2021, 1:22 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greet My unblemished My best My intelligent
  • On: Feb. 18, 2021, 5:41 a.m.

What is your age? Where r You live now? I'm solitary scrumptious female liv=
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Righ now Im look up successful man!=0A=
Email at: [email protected]:)=0A=
I'm going to send You my photo!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greet My unblemished My best My intelligent
  • On: Feb. 18, 2021, noon

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My nice groovy;-) may You sainted tell:)
  • On: Feb. 22, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

Bonzur only;-)

I hope you can speak:)
what are You feeling? what's your age?
Where r U live? immediately I am trying to find well-disposed guy:-) I am al=
one excellent Babe born in Germany. I'm going to send You my pictures.
e-mail me at [email protected];)

Thank you

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Invite my goodnatured! How is it going? Let's try to attractive chat;-)
  • On: Feb. 23, 2021, 2:23 a.m.

My my mate,

what's your age?
Where are U from? How are you doing?

I want to many talks)

presently I'm searching for uncomparable guy:-) I'm top-grade lady in German=
y)

this is e-mail box for reply: [email protected]:-) I'll reply to You my photo =
attached)

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Spammer

  • Subject: Bonghjornu careful, How're u? Let's try to untried small talk:-)
  • On: Feb. 23, 2021, 5:53 p.m.

I need to unequal chat;)

Where are u right now? How old are You? I am single hot chick born in German=
y:-) immediately I am searching for hot gentleman;-)
I am going to reply to You my photos;)
e-mail box is: [email protected];)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: hi my. Wish to see me?
  • On: Feb. 23, 2021, 9:21 p.m.

My mr. Kindhearted;) How old are You?
May I ask U a question;-) Where do You right now? At present Im seeking comp=
etent buddy;) I am advantageous girl from Germany I am going to reply to You=
my picture attach)

this is my email box for reply is: [email protected]) Till next time

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hej my. Let's try to funny speak
  • On: Feb. 24, 2021, 5:06 a.m.

what's your age? Where r U live?

I am solitary bland girl living in Germany;-) Today I'm waiting for loving g=
uy, this is my email box for contact [email protected]
I'll send You my picture,

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Spammer

  • Subject: Bonzur. no.1 Mr. sugar) Could I ask U a question?
  • On: Feb. 26, 2021, 1:27 a.m.

What is your age?

Where are u stay now? now I'm waiting for single male)

I'm lonely excellent Chick from Germany;-)
I'm going to send You my picture attach)
Write me at: [email protected]:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonzur. no.1 Mr. sugar) Could I ask U a question?
  • On: Feb. 26, 2021, 4:31 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salute My;-) May u r able to small talk;)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

ciao My priceless:-)
My dependable mr. tiger:)

Let's try to disgusted small talk
I am single attentive girlfiend;-) For now I am trying to find bold gentlema=
n from United States of America:-) I'll send You my photos:)

my email is: [email protected]) bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salute My;-) May u r able to small talk;)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Helele successful, My mr. useful;-) I hope U can short-term small talk:)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2021, 1:11 p.m.

My my true:)
what is your age?

Could You slimy answer;-) Where do You stay now?
today Im look up warm man;) I'm advisable lady born in Germany.
I am going to send You my picture attached,

It's my email is: [email protected];-)

have a good time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Helele successful, My mr. useful;-) I hope U can short-term small talk:)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2021, 8:50 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Kristin Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC