The colloquy of Sean Mann

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Sean Mann and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2021, 1:24 a.m.

Tuesday 12/7/2021

E-Mail Message

From: piescava
Email: [email protected]

Message:

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2021, 1:33 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.
  • On: Dec. 15, 2021, 8:27 p.m.


Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.

Hi Savannah,
 
At Crestmont Capital, we believe we must continue to evolve and grow our product to meet the capital needs of small business owners better. As a result, we're now able to offer true revolving lines of credit, term loans, equipment financing and short-term loans to all our clients. 
 
Thank you for expressing an interest in Crestmont Capital in the past and I hope to have the opportunity to work together to develop an appropriate financing solution for you soon. Feel free to schedule a call with me to start looking into your funding options now!  
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can’t find the right loan? Look no further.
  • On: Dec. 16, 2021, 12:42 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big plans? We're here to help
  • On: Dec. 29, 2021, 8:27 p.m.


Big plans? We're here to help

Hi Savannah,
 
Finding a small business loan is easier than you think.
 
We have nearly every financial product your business would ever need, including:

Unsecured Short Term Loans — Limited paperwork with funding available within a couple of hours
Lines of Credit — Revolving financial safety nets that builds business credit with rates starting at 4.8%
Equipment Financing/Leasing — Financing to buy new or used equipment with rates starting at 3.25%

Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to get started today!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big plans? We're here to help
  • On: Dec. 30, 2021, 12:21 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You could be funded by tomorrow.
  • On: Jan. 12, 2022, 8:27 p.m.


You could be funded by tomorrow.

Hi Savannah,
 
24 hours. That’s all it takes for most of our small business owners to get funded.
What if you could turn around your business in just 24 hours? Or take that next big step? Or just get the financial cushion you need to sleep a little better?
Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to explore your loan options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You could be funded by tomorrow.
  • On: Jan. 13, 2022, 1:41 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We Think Lending Should Be Simple
  • On: Jan. 26, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


We Think Lending Should Be Simple

Hi Savannah,
 
Finding a business loan can be an overwhelming experience for a busy business owner. Where is the best place to start? What do I need to qualify?
 
You could sit down with every bank loan officer in town, using all your skills to negotiate the best deal, which will come in weeks or even months after submitting mountains of paperwork…
 
…or you could enjoy a delicious cup of coffee while typing a few numbers into our loan application and allow our proprietary underwriting algorithm design the best loan for your business.
 
We will help you choose the best funding option and structure based on your use, needs, goals, and of course budget.
 
Feel free to schedule a call with me directly by clicking the link in my signature to explore your loan options now!
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We Think Lending Should Be Simple
  • On: Jan. 27, 2022, 2:50 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Financing for your business
  • On: Feb. 9, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


Financing for your business

Hi Savannah,
 
You may already be familiar with some of our financing products, but I wanted to let you know that we may have another option for funding that could potentially be a great fit for your business.

Crestmont Capital offers a business working capital loan that presents you with a way to quickly access up to $500,000 with absolutely no restrictions on the use of funds. We don't require collateral, and perfect credit isn't necessary. You can get you approved within hours, and you'll have cash in your account as soon as tomorrow morning.
Please feel free to reach out to me at any time, and I'll tell you more about the programs we offer.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Financing for your business
  • On: Feb. 10, 2022, 6:21 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Upcoming Projects
  • On: Feb. 23, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


Your Upcoming Projects

Hi Savannah,
 
It’s that time of year again! Thoughts of new ideas and growth are on everyone's mind. Do you have an upcoming project on your to-do list for your business as well? Exploring new market strategies, stocking up on inventory, adding more staff or simply looking to grow?
 
Maybe you've been thinking about a total remodel. No matter what your business plans are, Crestmont Capital can help you spring them into action. We offer instant approval with no financials for up to $500,000. Our simplified process allows you access to funds within a couple of hours.
 
Call or book a meeting with me by clicking on the link in my signature to see why thousands of businesses have chosen Crestmont Capital for their preferred business funding source. 
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Upcoming Projects
  • On: Feb. 24, 2022, 7 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Funding for Your Business
  • On: March 9, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


Funding for Your Business

Savannah,
 

I hope you have been well since our last communication.

I am just reaching out to see if you are currently interested in funding for your business.

You may recall, we offer lines of credit, term loans, and equipment financing with rates as low as 4.25% and payback terms up to 60 months.

Do you think this is something you would like to explore? If so, please feel free to reach out to me at any time.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Funding for Your Business
  • On: March 10, 2022, 3:11 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Business Financing Options
  • On: March 23, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


Your Business Financing Options

Savannah,
 

You applied with us in the past requesting financing for your business.
 
I am following up because at the time, for whatever reason, you did not obtain a loan through us.
 
If you are interested in revisiting please respond “yes” to this email and I will advise on what I need to reopen your file.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Business Financing Options
  • On: March 23, 2022, 8:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Two Hours
  • On: April 6, 2022, 8:29 p.m.


Two Hours

Savannah,
 
 2 Hours.

 
That’s how long it takes to see the funds in your bank account once you request a draw from your line of credit.
 
There's no extra paperwork, no waiting for your money, and more time to run and build your business.
 
With lines of credit up to $250,000 becoming accessible that fast, why wait any longer?
 
Call or book a meeting with me by clicking on the link in my signature to get the process started.

 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Two Hours
  • On: April 7, 2022, 2 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Sean Mann
CEO, MNesty, LLC