The colloquy of Patrick Smith

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Patrick Smith and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner tjfhr
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:18 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner tjfhr
  • On: May 10, 2017, 2:45 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: The Freshest Coffee in the World in your Office
  • On: May 17, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

Hi there,

I'm Vitor, writing to you from Berlin-based startup Bonaverde
.

We aim to totally change the coffee industry by combining a seriously
impressive piece of mechanical and technological wizardry, whilst
simultaneously revolutionising the transparency and efficiency of the
coffee supply industry.

We have developed an office coffee machine that not only grinds and
brews, but also

****roasts**** coffee -- and it's IoT connectible. It's an all-in-one
world first!

Our digital platform allows you to order green coffee beans direct from
the farmer. With every brew, you can help enact social change: you'll be
able to learn about each farmer, track, and have a real impact on
farming communities. AND as an aside we think your team and clients
probably wouldn't be averse to the freshest coffee in the world, on
demand!

Bonaverde is launching a new program: Coffee as a Service. We're
offering you early access so that you can own the full roasting
experience in your office.

Interested? See below for more info:
office.bonaverde.com

It's a quick form to submit, and we'll get in touch with you and sort
out the rest.

Thanks, and hoping to hear from you!

Vitor Monteiro

**Global Business Development Manager**

+49 1755844735

----------------------------

Let's change coffee. Together.
Schedule a Call or Meeting with Sales

Bonaverde Coffee AG

Bonaverde Office Location

Registered Invoice address| c/o MCB GmbH, Rosenthaler Str. 2 | 10119
Berlin | Germany

VAT DE294122591
Managing Director: Hans Stier | Chairman: Michael Brehm | Supervisory:
Dr. Jens Odewald | District Court: Charlottenburg (Berlin) | Company
House: HRB 157488

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intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are
addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the
system manager. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this
email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent
those of the company. Finally, the recipient should check this email and
any attachments for the presence of viruses. The company accepts no
liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email.
_________________

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: The Freshest Coffee in the World in your Office
  • On: May 18, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 23, 2018, 10:57 p.m.

05/23/2018

Lets Stay in Touch!

Dear ,

This is an update from us here at Bonaverde to give you a glimpse into
our startup journey and a chance to better get to know the
#coffeechangers

in our world.

Data Protection Laws are changing in the EU, and we'd miss you if you
were gone! So sign up to stay posted!

Stay in Touch!

We'd also like to offer our eternal thanks - many of you have
supported us from our infancy, and others are just getting started.
Either way, we owe you our gratitude; and without your ongoing support,
our mission to change coffee together would be infinitely more
challenging.

Transitioning Bonaverde from a crowdsourced dream to a living breathing
reality, has - suffice to say - had some hurdles and learning
experiences. But we are still here, and all totally committed, AND
it's only going to grow!

The future is looking incredibly exciting, and we would love to keep
sharing the progress of our journey with you.

To continue receiving milestones on new products, features &
developments, events, and feedback on how you are helping our extended
farming communities: Subscribe!

Here's the kind of thing we'll keep you posted on:

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be used, do not hesitate to contact us: [email protected]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 24, 2018, 6:11 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Thanks for your email! Re: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 24, 2018, 6:12 a.m.

Hey Coffee Changer,
thanks for reaching out to us.

We are doing our very best to get back to you soon.
Press Contact:
[email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
Investor Relations: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
B2B sales: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
Jobs: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
Best regards from Berlin.
____________________________________________
Hey Coffee Changer,
Vielen Dank für Deine e-Mail. Wir melden uns in den nächsten Tagen zurück.
Pressekontakt: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]) Investor Relations: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
Viele Grüße aus Berlin.
--

Hans & the Bonaverde Team Bonaverde Coffee AG
www.bonaverde.co (http://www.bonaverde.co)
www.facebook.com/coffeechangers (http://www.facebook.com/coffeechangers)
www.twitter.com/coffeechangers (http://www.twitter.com/coffeechangers)
Let's change coffee. Together. Schedule a Call or Meeting with Sales Bonaverde Coffee AG Bonaverde Office Location Registered Invoice address| c/o MCB GmbH, Rosenthaler Str. 2 | 10119 Berlin | Germany VAT DE294122591 Managing Director: Hans Stier | Chairman: Michael Brehm | Supervisory: Dr. Jens Odewald | District Court: Charlottenburg (Berlin) | Company House: HRB 157488
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company. Finally, the recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The company accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your email! Re: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 24, 2018, 11:59 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 25, 2018, 8:16 a.m.

Lets Stay in Touch!

Hi ,

As we're sure you're thrilled to hear, EU changes to Data Protection
Laws (GDPR) are upon us - so we need your consent in order to continue
keeping you informed. In line with this, we've also updated our
Privacy Policy
.

Count me in!

So what's in it for you? Well, our big little world of coffee is an
ever-changing one, and we've got plenty of big plans we want to be
able to share with you coming up:

Stories of our coffee farming community

Coffee Education

Upcoming events and tastings near you

Our vision as a startup changing the coffee industry for better

Head Roaster tasting notes

New products & services

Tips, tricks & updates

Also, If you have special request contact us: [email protected]

We can't do that without you #coffeechangers on board - after all,
that's what "Changing Coffee. Together" is all about! We'd love it
if you stayed with us.

Thanks for Your Support,

Bonaverde Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Response Needed! Would you like to stay in Touch?
  • On: May 25, 2018, 4:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wassup
  • On: June 7, 2018, 3:08 a.m.

Hey there! Do you really enjoy my own, personal pic? I'm attaching it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wassup
  • On: June 7, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: coffee This week
  • On: June 11, 2018, 7:20 a.m.

Lets Stay in Touch!

Hi ,

While we'd love to engage you solely with the fun and crazy news about
us changing coffee together at this week's CEBIT event, we're also
still changing everything Data Protection related (GDPR) - and
hopefully still together with you on board! We need your consent in
order to keep you informed, so in line with this, we've recently
updated our Privacy Policy
.

Count me in!

So what's in it for you? Well, our big little world of coffee is an
ever-changing mood, and we've got plenty of plans we want to share
with you onwards:

Win

Exclusive event insights & invites, like to CEBIT next week

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Any privacy questions, please email us at: [email protected]

We can't achieve our goals to change the world of coffee without you
#coffeechangers

on board - after all, that's what our slogan "Changing Coffee.
Together" is all about! We'd love it if you stayed with us, and we'd
miss you if you were gone!

Thanks for Your Ongoing Support,

Hans & The Bonaverde Team

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Bonaverde Coffee AG, Schröderstraße 11, 10115 Berlin, Germany

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: coffee This week
  • On: June 11, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 7, 2018, 2:07 a.m.

Dear Paula,

Could kindly give us your company website or product catalog for checking first?

Many thanks in advance and looking forward to your reply.



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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 7, 2018, 6:12 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 7, 2018, 7:09 a.m.

Dear Patrick,

Please kindly visit our website:http://www.cdhxh.net/. for more details

And we are waiting for your company website and product catalog.



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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 7, 2018, 7:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 1:44 a.m.

Dear Patrick,
Please tell us your website, then we wil tell you more details.
Wish to cooperate with you.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 9:48 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 9, 2018, 6:33 a.m.

Dear Patrick,
We receive your letter.
Can you tell us your website ?
after we know more information about you ,we will give you our completed projects and partners.
We are looking forward to your early reply.

Regards.

Aimee


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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 9, 2018, 8:18 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 9, 2018, 10:05 a.m.

Dear Patrick,
We receive your letter.
Why you didn't tell us your website after we ask you several time?
Do you have any other problems?You can tell us.

You can call us at +86 171 9446 5723.

Looking forward to your early reply.

Aimee

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: **JUNK** biggest profit for you
  • On: Aug. 9, 2018, 3:40 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Patrick Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC