The colloquy of Nicholas Mckay

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Nicholas Mckay and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: We are each other needed?!
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

Hi.
With such a trite, but habitual phrase I am begging my message.
Surely you receive a lot of letters about offers of acquaintance and my letter will not seem interesting to you, but what if it will really interest you?
May it be that my photo will tickle you fancy?
Maybe it is a chance given us by fate to get acquainted and grow our relationship.
I'm Sveta.
I am an ordinary woman, I was born and raised in Ukraine 35 years ago.
I have chosen an unusual profession for myself - I am a doctor.
My job doesn't deal with human lives, but it deals with amazing smiles, so I give such smiles to people.
I believe it to be marvellous.
For me, the age gap doesn't mean a difficulty and I am deadly sure that age is nothing more than a number.
I'm only looking for a outspoken and serious gentleman.
If u are a childish human who wants to have just sex and naked pics, I expect you not to text me back.
I am a respectable girl, I earn enough money as my job is well-paid and I don't want to play games.
If you are honest human, I will be waiting for your mail.
I would be extremely pleased if you  write me back a lengthy and substantive e-mail with telling about you, your country and your town.
Okay?
Hope to hear from you soon, Svetlana.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We are each other needed?!
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 3:30 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my Mister satisfactory I hope it is finest) I hope you can well-off chat!
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 5:59 a.m.

My comfortable Sir lovely,
Hi my;-)

Today Im searching for colossal man:) response to me [email protected];=
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I'll reply to You my picture)
thank you in advance

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my Mister satisfactory I hope it is finest) I hope you can well-off chat!
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 9:49 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey my tasty;-) My notbad Mr. open
  • On: Dec. 24, 2021, 7:25 p.m.

supreme my Beatific, Let's fine speak. What is your age? Where r U from?
Now I'm trying to find right not young gentleman! Im solitary promising 33 y=
ears old Miss;-)

I can send You my photo attach
It's my e-mail is [email protected];-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey my tasty;-) My notbad Mr. open
  • On: Dec. 25, 2021, 2:54 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my;) Let's chat;-)
  • On: Dec. 25, 2021, 9:13 p.m.

sweet My incredible.
could we envious speak?
Where are u live now?
Let's general small talk!
how old are you?

presently I am waiting for competent not young gentleman)

I am clear 33 y.o. girlfiend;)

Reply to me: [email protected]
I am going to reply to You my photo

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my;) Let's chat;-)
  • On: Dec. 26, 2021, 3:06 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Morning my, I wish to illustrious talk) my mr. complete how is it going?
  • On: Dec. 26, 2021, 8:42 a.m.

My satisfactory Sir class)

Let's good-natured speak.
Im breezy Babe!

at present I am seeking adorable dude from United States of America)
What State are you from?

I'm going to reply to You my photo attached.

Response me at [email protected]!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Morning my, I wish to illustrious talk) my mr. complete how is it going?
  • On: Dec. 26, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi My;-) May You're free to small talk:-) my top-grade mr. priceless!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2021, 3:26 p.m.

my mr. universal:-)
Where do U right now? how old are you?
Immediately I am look up unequaled not young mister I'm nonsuch 33 yo miss:-=
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I can reply to You my photo attach,

reply to: [email protected])

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi My;-) May You're free to small talk:-) my top-grade mr. priceless!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2021, 1:22 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good evening my! My kindhearted Mr. Corking;) What're you up to?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2021, 3:31 p.m.

My sir Soundly:)
I want to unpracticed talk;-)
may we small talk! Where r u stay now? What's your age?
I am appetising 33 y.o. female.
At this moment I'm waiting for clear not young gentleman;)

Email box for reply [email protected],

I will send You my photo;)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good evening my! My kindhearted Mr. Corking;) What're you up to?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2021, 5:41 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello My untarnished) I hope you can talks;)
  • On: Dec. 31, 2021, 12:25 p.m.

My champion mister cheerful:)

Good Day)

Let's talks!
are You ready? Im unmarried cool chick;)

righ now I'm searching for cool man from United States of America:)
What State are u from?

it's email box for answer is [email protected],
I am going to reply to You my picture attach:)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello My untarnished) I hope you can talks;)
  • On: Dec. 31, 2021, 3:17 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello cheerful) My ripe!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2022, 7:18 a.m.

Let's small talk:-)
What's your age?

Where r u from? hope You are rotten;-) Im clear 33 years old person:-) at th=
is moment I am trying to find well not young dude. response me keenerchrist8=
[email protected]) I am going to reply to You my picture attached:)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello cheerful) My ripe!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2022, 8:45 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good day my) Is all hone? colossal Sir tidy;)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 7:01 a.m.

Greeting My chief,

my sir tiger:-)

can You do me a favor.
What's your age?
I hope You're free to talk:-) Where are U now?
I'm gracious 33 yo Lady:) immediately I am waiting for adroit not young guy)=

email at: [email protected],
I can reply to You my pictures,

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day my) Is all hone? colossal Sir tidy;)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 10:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello My cheerful) just my Goodness;-)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

my opportune Mr. Goodly.
Good Day reliable;)

Im solitary sweet Mistress)

at this moment I am seeking beautiful gentleman from US, What State are u fr=
om?
I will reply to You my picture attach) Response to [email protected];)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello My cheerful) just my Goodness;-)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 11:50 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good evening opportune) I hope you are able to speak) my nonsuch Mister Able
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 10:50 a.m.

my interest mister Respectable;) I hope You're able to old small talk,
Im unmarried reputable Person!

Currently Im look up brave dude from USA!

What State are You from?

email at [email protected])
I can reply to You my photo attach)

Thank's

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Spammer

  • Subject: mr. Chief) I wish to chat!
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 11:16 a.m.

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write to me: [email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good evening opportune) I hope you are able to speak) my nonsuch Mister Able
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 7:38 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My Sir Wonderful) May You're free to speak)
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 10:56 p.m.

Where r U from?

What is your age? Righ now Im trying to find admirable not young mister

I'm solitary superb 33 years old Miss
this is my email for answer: [email protected]!

I am going to reply to You my picture attach)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My Sir Wonderful) May You're free to speak)
  • On: Jan. 7, 2022, 6:44 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hi) How r You here?
  • On: Jan. 9, 2022, 11:02 p.m.

Hey My Is it a lopsided evening today? Where r You from?

Let's tidy small talk:) What is your age?
I am unmarried bang-up 33 years old Female! presently I'm seeking polite not=
young gentleman;)
I can reply to You my photos,

It's my e-mail box for reply is: [email protected]:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi) How r You here?
  • On: Jan. 10, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good morning My courageous;-) my benevolent! I want to speak;)
  • On: Jan. 11, 2022, 6:02 a.m.

satisfactory Mister Pretty.
Immediately Im waiting for thankful guy.
I can send You my photo attach:-)
e-mail me to [email protected];-) Have a nice time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good morning My courageous;-) my benevolent! I want to speak;)
  • On: Jan. 11, 2022, 5:07 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Nicholas Mckay
CEO, MNesty, LLC