The colloquy of Andrew Mendez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Andrew Mendez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: Business Opportunity
  • On: Dec. 21, 2020, 7:12 p.m.

Please pardon my unsolicited message. I am Dr. Seth Robert. I wish to discuss a business opportunity that I know will interest you. It is genuine and stress free. Kindly respond so I can provide you with detailed information

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Business Opportunity
  • On: Dec. 21, 2020, 7:12 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: UNITED STATES CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION
  • On: July 8, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

UNITED STATES CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION

THIS EMAIL IS COMING TO YOU FROM THE UNITED STATES BORDER PROTECTION SERVICES.

THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT WE THE US CUSTOMS HAVE PLACED A
STOP ORDER ON YOUR PACKAGE FROM FACEBOOK CONTAINING A CHECK WHICH IS
MEANT TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU AT YOUR DOORSTEP BY AGENT MICHEAL JONES
OF FEDEX DEPARTMENT.

YOUR PACKAGE WAS STOPPED THIS MORNING 07-07-2021 AT THE DETROIT
METROPOLITAN WAYNE COUNTY AIRPORT, AT THE EXACT TIME, 9:00AM DUE TO
THE FACT THAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO OBTAIN A YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE FROM
THIS HONOURABLE OFFICE TO BACK UP THE DELIVERY OF YOUR PACKAGE.

THE US BORDER PROTECTION AFTER VERIFICATION AND SCREENING HAS
COMPLETED OUR FINDINGS TO VERIFY THE LEGITIMACY OF YOUR PACKAGE WHICH
IS GENUINE, BUT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SECURE THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE
FROM US TO BACK UP YOUR PACKAGE BEFORE THE DELIVERY OF YOUR PACKAGE
CAN COMMENCE TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

WE ARE FULLY AWARE THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED PAYMENT FOR DELIVERY AND
IRS AS WELL, RESPECTIVELY , BUT WE WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS
ARE 2 DIFFERENT GOVERNMENT BODY,AND YOUR PACKAGE IS REAL AND LEGIT,AND
YOUR PACKAGE WILL BE PLACED HERE ON HOLD AT (DETROIT METROPOLITAN
WAYNE COUNTY AIRPORT)UNTIL YOU MEET OUR DEMANDS.

THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF 520.00 (FIVE
HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS). YOU ARE ADVISED TO GET BACK TO THIS
HONOURABLE OFFICE WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT,SO AS TO ENABLE US GIVE YOU
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO OBTAIN THE YELLOW TAG DOCUMENT.

YOU HAVE JUST THREE DAYS TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY, FAILURE TO COMPLY
WILL MAKE US RETURN YOUR PACKAGE BACK TO THE UNITED STATE,SO KINDLY
GET BACK.

SIGNED,
JOHNSON ALONZO
COMMISIONER US CUSTOMS.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UNITED STATES CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION
  • On: July 8, 2021, 8:09 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Awaiting to hear from you today.
  • On: March 9, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

Compliment of the day to you and your family.

What is holding you for not responding to my message since last weekend, are you dead or alive because someone is here to claim your package in our office claiming that you send him.

Awaiting to hear from you today.

Mr Jeff Sessions.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Awaiting to hear from you today.
  • On: March 9, 2022, 3:32 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Awaiting to hear from you today.
  • On: March 10, 2022, 4:43 p.m.

This is to inform you that we receive your mail and is well understood, you are dealing with Jeff Sessions and i am in charge to carry out the delivery of your package to your home address, we are going to get this so call man arrested for trying to steal from innocent people like you.

Now we have to know if you are ready to receive your package here so that we will proceed with what is needed done in order for us to deliver your package to you at your home address. 

Mr Jeff Sessions.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Awaiting to hear from you today.
  • On: March 10, 2022, 9:37 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What are you talking about?
  • On: March 12, 2022, 9:03 a.m.

What are you talking about?

Mr Jeff Sessions.

Spammer

  • Subject: What are you talking about?
  • On: March 12, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

What are you talking about?

Mr Jeff Sessions.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What are you talking about?
  • On: March 12, 2022, 6:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You need to explain to me what you mean because we seems not to understand you.
  • On: March 13, 2022, 11:28 a.m.

You need to explain to me what you mean because we seems not to understand you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You need to explain to me what you mean because we seems not to understand you.
  • On: March 13, 2022, 9:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are about to loose your card, you have just three working days left to claim your card here.
  • On: June 30, 2022, 4:32 p.m.


You are about to loose your card, you have just three working days left to claim your card here.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are about to loose your card, you have just three working days left to claim your card here.
  • On: July 1, 2022, 2:44 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You have limited time now to receive your ATM Card.
  • On: July 1, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

You have limited time now to receive your ATM Card.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You have limited time now to receive your ATM Card.
  • On: July 2, 2022, 12:52 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What are you saying, i don't understand anything....
  • On: July 3, 2022, 9:02 a.m.


What are you saying, i don't understand anything....

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What are you saying, i don't understand anything....
  • On: July 3, 2022, 2:01 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Andrew Mendez
CEO, MNesty, LLC