The colloquy of David Cordova

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called David Cordova and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Jan. 24, 2022, 6:31 p.m.

Monday 01/24/2022

E-Mail Message

From: raveencard
Email: [email protected]

Message:

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Jan. 24, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Welcome to TwinFold Capital
  • On: March 21, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Hi MNesty, LLC,My name is Ken, and I'm the finance manager here at TwinFold Capital. I noticed you inquired about business financing from our referral partner, and I am here to walk you through next steps in the process to get your no-hassle no-obligation, free quote.

You'll be receiving a personal call and email from a human member of my team once we've had a chance to check out your business a bit more. If you're eager to get started right away or would like to continue without a representative, you can fast track your detailed application below. Alternatively, you can always call us at (800) 326-6101 to speak to a team member immediately.

If
at any point you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact me by replying to this email.

We look forward to speaking with you soon.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Welcome to TwinFold Capital
  • On: March 21, 2022, 9:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's get MNesty, LLC funded
  • On: March 22, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Hi MNesty, LLC,Thanks for opening up my last email. I noticed that you expressed some interests via one of our affiliates the other day in regards to business funding. Are you still interested? If you need me, I am here to discuss funding options for MNesty, LLC.

If you would like to get the process finished without speaking with me, please complete our online automated application below.

Get Funded Now

If you have any questions before you apply online, email me here or give me a call.
Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get MNesty, LLC funded
  • On: March 22, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: TwinFold Capital - Still Interested?
  • On: March 25, 2022, 2:01 p.m.

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Hi MNesty, LLC,Are you there? I have sent you a couple emails and called a few times but I haven't heard back. To recap, you recently applied for business financing for MNesty, LLC. We are a referral partner assigned to get MNesty, LLC the financing options available through our lender network.

If I have the wrong contact information or if you have already received funding, please let me know. If you want me to quit bothering you, write me back here - it's fine.

If
you would like to still get the process finished online, please complete the automated application below.

Get Funded Now

I hope you are well and hope to hear from you soon.
Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: TwinFold Capital - Still Interested?
  • On: March 25, 2022, 3:45 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Still interested in funds for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: March 29, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
Did you get my last email? This is a quick reminder that your business’ pre-approved line of credit has almost expired.
If you think MNesty, LLC would benefit from an unsecured, truly revolving line of credit that covers expenses as they arise, we invite you to apply for our special program at 3.95%.
Our expedited process means you could be accessing funds before the end of today. Call (800) 326-6101 or apply below to get started.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Still interested in funds for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: March 29, 2022, 10:27 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Notification: Expiring Pre-Approval for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 4, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
Notification: Your pre-approved business line of credit is set to expire.

Available: Unsecured, revolving line of credit starting at 3.95%.
Draw funds whenever you need to. Spend funds however you need to.Streamlined funding process means funding could be in your account today!
Are you interested in funding?
You have the opportunity to make the improvements you’ve been wishing for.
Give me a call or complete our quick quote below:  

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Notification: Expiring Pre-Approval for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 4, 2022, 4:46 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you there? Your offer ends soon for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 14, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
Did you know that you have a pending offer?

I would like to follow up with you and make sure you are aware of our offer to fund your business with up to $332,000 of unsecured, working capital that you can use on any aspect of your business.
You can open this line of credit at only 3.89% TODAY and receive all your money within 24-48 hours by using our quick online application below.
If
you have questions, or want to sign up with me personally, you can call me at (800) 326-6101 or email me directly.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you there? Your offer ends soon for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 14, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Still need funds for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: April 18, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
Still in need of funding for your business?

I have been looking through some older inquiries in our system and noticed that you never followed up to receive funding, but your business is still eligible based on your credit rating.
What would you do for your business with $332,000? To top it off, you can receive a business rate of just 3.89%.Whatever
the needs of your business right now, you can fulfill them with this funding.Our funding is unsecured with no collateral required.Need the funds soon? We facilitate access to funds in 24-48 hours.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Still need funds for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: April 18, 2022, 10:26 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your pre-approval is expiring soon for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 25, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
I notice you have not taken any action on your pre-approved business line of credit, and it is set to expire soon.

We are offering an unsecured, truly revolving line of credit starting at 3.95%.
Our easy, streamlined funding process allows you to fund your account for your next business plan as soon as today.
If you are interested in a business fund that is readily available now…

Feel free to give me a call, or you can complete our quick quote to take the first step.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your pre-approval is expiring soon for MNesty, LLC
  • On: April 25, 2022, 5:37 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: NOTICE: Expiring pre-approval offer for MNesty, LLC
  • On: May 2, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
It’s been a while since I last contacted you, but we have some pretty neat news regarding your pre-approval for MNesty, LLC.
We are delighted to inform you that based on our business development department, your company has pre-qualified.

You can receive funds up to $278,000 at 4.10% in as little as 24-48 hours. Use these funds to finance new equipment, pay bills/taxes, or keep as working capital.

Whatever your business needs right now, this funding opportunity can help you.

Complete our quick quote to get the process started:

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: NOTICE: Expiring pre-approval offer for MNesty, LLC
  • On: May 2, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Last chance funding for MNesty, LLC
  • On: May 9, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,
Are you ready now? Your pre-approved business line of credit is set to expire soon.

Act now to receive our unsecured, revolving line of credit.
Rates start as low as 3.95%.
Draw funds whenever you need to and use them however you need to!
Our streamlined funding process could provide you with funds as soon as today!
If this would benefit your business, then do not hesitate to get in touch.

Complete
our online quote to get the process started.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Last chance funding for MNesty, LLC
  • On: May 9, 2022, 7:49 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Need Capital for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: June 21, 2022, 6:47 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,How has the year been so far for your business? Are you experiencing success? Are you facing barriers that are blocking the growth of your business? How would $585,000 of unsecured funding help your business right now?

MNesty, LLC has been pre-approved for unsecured funding, with no collateral required. Funds can be in your account in as little as 48 hours, and can be spent in any way you need.

Can
you spare 30 seconds to fill in a form? This is all it takes, and you could receive funds in 48 hours to support the growth of your business. If you have any questions, email me back or give me a call at (800) 326-6101.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Need Capital for MNesty, LLC?
  • On: June 22, 2022, 5:30 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good News For MNesty, LLC Funding
  • On: June 27, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,Ready for your good news? Status update on your pre-approved unsecured funding for MNesty, LLC: your funding balance of $575,000 has been increased to a whopping $597,000.

Imagine the possibilities this opens up for your company to excel growth this year… Searching for new property? New vehicles? New equipment? Simply want to increase stock on hand? Need help to pay taxes and bills? Whatever your needs, these funds are yours to spend freely, no questions asked.
You
have nothing to lose by applying, with no hidden costs or fees.  Why would you want to miss out on this offer? It only takes 30 seconds to apply. Any questions, call me at (800) 326-6106 or email me.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good News For MNesty, LLC Funding
  • On: June 27, 2022, 3:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A New Status Update For MNesty, LLC Funding
  • On: July 7, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,I am delighted to report a status update on MNesty, LLC pre-approved unsecured funding. Now you can receive up to an incredible $597,000. Your new funding balance does not require any collateral and we do not place any restrictions on how you spend your funds.

Struggling to pay bills and taxes? Unable to purchase or hold enough inventory? Well, now you can purchase additional inventory along with more floorspace to hold the stock. Maybe you will feel more comfortable just having more capital available at this moment.

It
only takes 30 seconds to apply, with funds in your account within 48 hours. No hidden fees and no costs involved. If you have any questions, call me at (800) 326-6101or email me.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A New Status Update For MNesty, LLC Funding
  • On: July 7, 2022, 8:07 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are You There For MNesty, LLC Funding?
  • On: July 11, 2022, 2:01 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,I trust you have been well since we last spoke. I have some great news for you regarding MNesty, LLC’s funding pre-approval. Previously it was listed as $575,000 and has grown to $597,000 and still has no collateral needed.

You can grow MNesty, LLC incredibly quickly with this kind of funding, and have no restrictions on how you do it. If you want to pay taxes and bills, you can. Want to buy inventory or new equipment? That’s covered too. You can even keep the money for a rainy day if you want.
Now
is the time to fund your business. Complete our quick online application below, email me back here, or call me directly at (800) 326-6106.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are You There For MNesty, LLC Funding?
  • On: July 12, 2022, 1:18 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Great News For Funding MNesty, LLC
  • On: July 18, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,Since last we talked, I have even more great news. Our offer of pre-approved funding for MNesty, LLC has grown from $575,000 to $597,000 and still requires NO collateral.

We provide this funding so that you can support MNesty, LLC with any equipment, inventory, pay taxes/bills and so much more with ZERO hassle. We don’t ask questions on how you spend your money, and have no hidden fess, costs or other wise to get in your way.

Access your cash now by completing our quick online application below, email me directly, or call me directly at (800) 326-6101.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Great News For Funding MNesty, LLC
  • On: July 18, 2022, 10:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Still Thinking About Funding For MNesty, LLC?
  • On: July 25, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,If you’re reading this, MNesty, LLC has been granted access to another $20,000 in pre-approved, unrestricted, no-collateral funding. This brings your total up to $597,000, and the full amount can be deposited into your account within 48 hours.

Still on the fence? It’s time to give some serious thought to our S-tier funding programs. We’ve helped hundreds of small businesses cover expenses, purchase equipment, and fund renovations to get revenues back up for 2022. Click below to apply in 30 seconds.

There
are no hidden fees and no surprises. Complete our secure application to see for yourself, and if you have any questions, call me at (800) 326-6101 or reply here.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Still Thinking About Funding For MNesty, LLC?
  • On: July 25, 2022, 4 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: About Your Increased Funding Limit For MNesty, LLC
  • On: Aug. 1, 2022, 2 p.m.

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MNesty, LLC,Just wanted to touch base and let you know MNesty, LLC’s pre-approved funding limit is being increased by $22,000 today. You can now access up to $597,000 in unrestricted working capital and have it deposited into your account within 48 hours.

Join
the growing number of small businesses using our growth-focused funding programs to cover equipment, expenses, bills, taxes, inventory, and cash-in-hand, and breathe new life into their operations. Our application form takes 30 seconds to complete.

There are no hidden fees, so you have nothing to lose. Want to learn more about the process and why we chose you? Call (800) 326-6101 or reply here.

Get Funded Now

Best,
 
Ken

 

Finance Manager
(800) 326-6101

 

Schedule a Meeting

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: About Your Increased Funding Limit For MNesty, LLC
  • On: Aug. 1, 2022, 7:03 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

David Cordova
CEO, MNesty, LLC