The colloquy of Michelle Day

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michelle Day and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Clay pigeon shooting fun day on the Thames
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

Clay pigeon shooting fun day on the Thames

 

Clay Pigeon Shooting Fun Day on the Thames - Thursday 19th May 2022
 

A day with a difference as we take you on a Thames sailing barge up the river Thames to shoot clays off the boat
 

£319 per person + VAT
(including breakfast, lunch, drinks and prize giving)

 

 

To book your place go here

 

To reserve your place go here

 

Take advantage of this shooting day with a difference as we take you on a sailing barge up the river Thames to beyond the Thames Barrier to shoot clays off the back of your vessel

 

 

 

The day starts by boarding sailing barge 'Will' at North Greenwich Pier ready for a safety briefing before you depart. Bacon rolls are served as you sail towards the Thames Barrier, for your activities.

Once the shooting finishes and we start our journey back a two-course hot fork buffet lunch will be served, and the bar will open which means that the prize winners can be toasted.

As you get near your home destination, they will raise Tower Bridge especially for you and your guests, a spectacle not to be missed by you or the onlookers from the banks.

 

To book your place go here

 

 

Your package includes

Exclusive charter of Sailing Barge Will
Expert Shooting instructors to lead the activities.
All equipment needed, including guns and clays
Mooring/pier fees, fuel, pilotage and crew
Bacon Rolls or Danish pastries on arrival
Two course Hot fork buffet lunch
Tea and coffee served all day
Beers, wines and soft drinks served post shoot
Prizes for prize giving ceremony
Event management throughout

Approximate Timings

 

11.45am
Pick up North Greenwich Pier - Safety briefing - Bacon rolls and pastries served

12.00
Arrive at Shooting site beyond Thames Barrier

14.00
Shooting finishes - Lunch is served - Bar opens - Prize giving

16.15
Arrive at Tower Pier for Bridge Lift.

16.30
Disembark at Tower Pier

 

To book your place go here

 

 

Guest Testimonial

"We had an absolutely great day thanks. Everything was fantastic from the entertaining people onboard, to the food, to the barge & the location/ scenery.Paul really enjoyed the shooting and steering the boat ( don't know the proper terminology!!??). It was really lovely to meet you and all the crew ?? (please extend our thanks to them all). We will definitely be recommending the shooting day to our friends, and I'm sure we'll see you all again soon ??Thanks again for a great day."
 

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Clay pigeon shooting fun day on the Thames
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 5:59 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Quality Web Services with affordable Pricing !!
  • On: Jan. 10, 2022, 4:53 p.m.


Hi,   My Name is Leesa, and I design great looking websites for small business owners with my cost-effective services. I'm contacting you to see if there are changes or enhancements that you'd like to make to your site. Have you been thinking about upgrading your site to a more cutting-edge look and feel or adding a few elements to the site that will help automate some of your business? If so, I'd really love to speak with you.   Do you have a free minute we can talk in the next couple of days that would work for you? I can give you a few proposals of different strategies that I've done that have had a major effect on my customers’ sales. I’d be happy to help out.   I look forward to speaking with you,   Thank you!  

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Quality Web Services with affordable Pricing !!
  • On: Jan. 10, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Professional Designers (Update 2022)
  • On: March 8, 2022, 8:24 a.m.

Hi,
 
Hope you are doing well.
 
We are a website design team and have developed and rebuilt many
websites. We can create a unique & beautiful website for your
organization at a minimal cost.
 
If you are interested in having a completely new website or looking
to enhance your website, then please let me know.
 
I will send you a complete portfolio and prices.
 
Thank You,
Steve

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Professional Designers (Update 2022)
  • On: March 8, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Packages and Price list
  • On: March 19, 2022, 11 a.m.

Hi,
 
Hope you
are doing well,
 
I was
examining your website and not able to find your website on starting pages on
Google however I can help you Top page ranking for all search engines Like (Google
Yahoo AOL and Bing) if you can give us permission. We are the best
service provider in Optimization in your area. We also offer the most
competitive rates for this service!
 
Let
me know if you are interested, then I can send you our SEO Packages and Price
list.
 
Kind
Regards,
Lara
Online-Business-Expert
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Packages and Price list
  • On: March 19, 2022, 8:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Quote
  • On: March 30, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

Hey, [email protected]
 
With your permission I
would like to send you a SEO Report with prices showing you a few things to
greatly improve these search results for you.
 
These things are not
difficult, and my report will be very specific. It will show you exactly what
needs to be done to move you up in the rankings dramatically.
 
If interested. May I
send you a quote/package/proposal.?
 
Thanks & Regards,
SEO Expert
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Quote
  • On: March 30, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info & Cost
  • On: April 26, 2022, 4:52 a.m.

Hi,
 
I
found your Email ([email protected]) on Google search. Do you want your website
on Google first page for better business?
 
We
can promote your website that will give you first Page ranking on Google when a
person enters a keyword.
 
Please
send me a positive response.
 
We
can place your website on Google's 1st page. Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn,
YouTube, Instagram, Pinterest etc.
 
May I send you quote? If interested.
 
Thanks
in advance!
Daniel

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info & Cost
  • On: April 26, 2022, 3:49 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ref:Business WEB
  • On: May 13, 2022, 8:08 a.m.

Hi,
 
Hope
you are doing well.
 
Could I talk to you about the website would you be interested
in build or Re-build your website?
 
We
have very skilled web designer with various abilities and develop website at a
very affordable cost.
 
If you are interested then I will send you past work samples,
costing and payment terms.
 
Looking
forward to hearing from you.
 
Thank
You !
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ref:Business WEB
  • On: May 13, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Quote / Proposal
  • On: May 19, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

Hi,.
 
I
have been researching your industry and found your website. I noticed a few
issues that may be hindering your potential ranking on Google and your ability
to generate online inquiries and sales.
 
I've
compiled some-page analysis of your website addressing all of these errors.
Would you like me to send you a complete report?
 
If yes then please let me know.
 
Thanks
and best regards,
Jenifer

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Quote / Proposal
  • On: May 19, 2022, 3:18 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Hi,
 
We Provide Social Media Optimization (SMO)
 
Take a look at our offerings:–
•       Facebook
Promotion
•       Instagram
Promotion
•       Twitter
Promotion
•       Pinterest
Promotion
•       LinkedIn
Promotion
 
Let me know if you are interested anyone of these
services then I can send you our Packages/price list.
 
Thank you & Regards
SMO Consultant

Spamnesty

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Report & Prices?
  • On: July 30, 2022, 5:49 a.m.

Hi,.
 
I have been researching
your industry and found your details. I noticed a few issues that may be
hindering your potential ranking on Google and your ability to generate online
inquiries and sales.
 
I've compiled some-page
analysis of your website addressing all of these errors.
 
May I send
you a complete report and prices?
 
Thanks and best regards,
Jenifer

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Report & Prices?
  • On: July 30, 2022, 6:42 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Logo Design
  • On: Aug. 13, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

Hi,
 
Greetings,
 
I am
a website developer having years of experience and I highly specialized in
designing new websites, graphic design and logo creation. If you want any
of these services then please let me know. I will
send you my best works and affordable quotation with best offer.
 
Looking
for your response!
 
Thank
you.
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Logo Design
  • On: Aug. 13, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info / Plans / Price
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 7:18 a.m.

Hi,
 
Hope
you are doing great!
 
I
design and redesign website for small and medium businesses.
 
I
can make any kind of websites you are looking for at a very cheap rate.
 
May I send you our web design prices and quote?
 
Thanks
& Regards
Jenifer

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info / Plans / Price
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Quality [WEB] Creation
  • On: Sept. 19, 2022, 2:17 a.m.

Hey there,
 
I design
amazing functional websites for small and medium businesses and would love to
see if you’re interested in making one. I can upgrade your existing
website or build you a new one from scratch that has all of the modern features
and functionality.
 
May I send you some of website design works and features?
 
Thanks!
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Quality [WEB] Creation
  • On: Sept. 19, 2022, 11:58 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: # SEO Quote ..........
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

Hi,
 
I would
like to confirm that, you received my last email or not.
 
The
reason for asking is that I didn't get any response back from you.
 
So please let me know, are you
interested.
 
Thanks
& Regards,
 
From: Pooja
To: '[email protected]'
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2022 4:31 PM

Subject: # SEO Quote ..........
 
Hello,

We are from India. Increase revenue & grow your business.

 

Off page and on page optimization to grow your business

 

Let me know if you are
interested, then I can send you our SEO Packages and Price list.
 
I am
waiting for your response.

Thanks,

Pooja
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: # SEO Quote ..........
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 9:02 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FW: Renovate
  • On: Oct. 7, 2022, 2:54 a.m.

Hi,

I am a Web Development Consultant.

If you are looking for the right service
to renovate your old website or build a new website/ Mobile
Application then we are the ideal agency to hire.

Our rates are very AFFORDABLE.

If you are interested, I’d be happy
to send some of our created web samples & price list if you'd like to
assess our work.

Thanks

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW: Renovate
  • On: Oct. 7, 2022, 8:01 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michelle Day
CEO, MNesty, LLC