The colloquy of Sarah Hood

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Sarah Hood and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: How about dating?
  • On: Nov. 24, 2022, 5:25 p.m.

 I'm a bad girl. I'm waiting in the profile.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How about dating?
  • On: Nov. 24, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: Nov. 30, 2022, 9:29 p.m.


Ready to Grow Your Business?

Samantha,
 
It may be time to think about your business expansion projects. It could be something as simple as adding new products or equipment to meet recently increased demand, or a complete remodel. Whatever the case may be, Crestmont Capital can get you funding quickly. Our array of options is comprehensive:

Business Lines of Credit
Unsecured Working Capital Loans
Traditional Term Loans

You can be approved almost instantly, and you'll have cash secure in your account in a matter of days. Quotes are free and only take a minute or so. If you have any questions or concerns, I'm here to help. Let's get your business going!
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: Dec. 1, 2022, 12:42 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: Dec. 14, 2022, 9:29 p.m.


Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans

Samantha,
 
I know there are many things on your plate.
 
Owning a small business is hard work, but getting a business loan shouldn’t be, right?
 
You already have enough to deal with, so let us set you up with the best loan to meet your unique needs.
 
Reach out to me at any time we’ll get you dialed in with loan options, as a direct lender there is significantly less red tape and better solutions for what you need. 
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: Dec. 15, 2022, 8:16 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Dec. 28, 2022, 9:29 p.m.


Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit

Samantha,
 
Many small businesses need cash. We offer a line of credit for small businesses, which is both unsecured and revolving. Revolving credit can be tough to get through a more traditional lender, but we make it simple. You can draw from your credit on an as-needed basis!

We offer rates as low as 4.5%, and you can be set up in just one business day. Surprise costs come up in the business world. A line of credit allows you to be prepared and allows you to keep your money easily accessible. Check out our quick online quote or give us a call, and we'll help you get started over the phone.
 
Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Dec. 29, 2022, 3:18 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Jan. 11, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


No Collateral Needed

Samantha,
 

When you need quick access to capital, you can use an unsecured working capital loan and leverage your future earnings.
 
You can get access to funds in as little as 24 hours.
 
Rest assured that credit score and collateral are no issue.
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Jan. 12, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Want access to new possibilities?
  • On: Jan. 25, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


Want access to new possibilities?

Samantha,
 

Business owners want to increase the scale of their operations; however, this up-sizing can take up some of the funds necessary to run day-to-day operations. Our loans are designed to help.
 
You won’t need to worry about any hard credit inquiries when you take out a loan with us. Plus, your business’ credit score will improve as you borrow.
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Want access to new possibilities?
  • On: Jan. 25, 2023, 11:07 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Just Following Up
  • On: Feb. 8, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


Just Following Up

Samantha,
 

I hope business is booming! I wanted to reach out and follow up on a mailing we previously sent you.
 
If your business needs working capital, I’m available to answer any questions you may have and help you through the application process. Feel free to give me a call whenever you have any questions.
 
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Just Following Up
  • On: Feb. 9, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Short Term Loans Are Great for Mishaps and More
  • On: Feb. 22, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


Short Term Loans Are Great for Mishaps and More

Samantha,
 

Surprises are a part of owning a business, and short-term loans are a great, reputable option for helping businesses deal with these surprises.
 
When you need to find quick capital to take on more employees or fund a project, a short term loan is a great option.
 
Is a short term loan right for you? Reach out to me at any time or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Short Term Loans Are Great for Mishaps and More
  • On: Feb. 23, 2023, 5:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Custom Tailored Business Funding
  • On: March 8, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


Custom Tailored Business Funding

Samantha,
 

Your time is valuable, and we understand that. Most small and medium-sized businesses depend on working capital to help with the daily expenses that come with running a business. While prompt funding is important, so are your loan terms. Our funding programs are custom tailored to fit your needs. 

We can get you cash for your business in just a few hours! Reach out to me at any time to get the process started.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Custom Tailored Business Funding
  • On: March 9, 2023, 1:56 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hassle-Free Financing
  • On: March 22, 2023, 9:29 p.m.


Hassle-Free Financing

Samantha,
 

We do things differently when it comes to traditional lenders. At Crestmont Capital, we offer small businesses easy, hassle-free financing with more approvals and more flexible terms.

No hidden fees
All credit considered
No collateral required
Instant approvals
Same-day funding

We offer the lowest rates industry-wide, and we work with your schedule and budget to find the perfect loan for your business needs. Feel free to reach out to me to get the process started.
 

Sincerely,
Ben
 

 

Benjamin Goldman | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3886
O: 800-949-0401 x886
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hassle-Free Financing
  • On: March 23, 2023, 2:03 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Sarah Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC