The colloquy of Edward Wood

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Edward Wood and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

Monday 01/3/2022

E-Mail Message

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Email: [email protected]

Message:

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Spammer

  • Subject: good morning, I want to goodly speak;)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

hey my:)

May you're able to outrageous small talk,
how come? Im single bland female;-)
immediately I'm trying to find charming mister from US:-)

What State are you from?
E-mail box for reply [email protected])

I'm going to send You my photo attach;)
Thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your message regarding stargrunt.ca!
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 7:36 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi My astounding;-) My sir Unblemished
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

Interest:) Good Day My

Where do u stay right now?

What is your age?

Im smashing 33 years old girlfiend:-)
Currently I am searching for perfect not young buddy.
I am going to reply to You my pictures:-) this is my e-mail for contact is: =
[email protected]:-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi My astounding;-) My sir Unblemished
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 2:31 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey my:-)
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

Good Evening my savory;)
May You're able to talks;-) what is your age?

how do you like it? Where r u from?

I am alone nonsuch 33 yo miss, for now Im look up savory not young mister.
Response at: [email protected];) I'll reply to You my pictures:-) =

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey my:-)
  • On: Jan. 6, 2022, 4:57 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I wish to small talk may we alarming talk? my humane Mister Superman:)
  • On: Jan. 7, 2022, 4:55 a.m.

Good Evening My noble!

Where are u from?

What's your age?

presently I am looking for angelical not young gentleman! Im correct 33 year=
s old Woman.

I'll send You my photo attached.
this is e-mail for reply is: [email protected]:)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I wish to small talk may we alarming talk? my humane Mister Superman:)
  • On: Jan. 7, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good evening my! I hope you're obliging;-) Let's distinct chat:)
  • On: Jan. 11, 2022, 9:24 p.m.

my nonsuch Mr. Poppet;)
Good Morning superior

presently I am searching for fine man!

my e-mail box for answer is [email protected])
I will send You my picture attach:) thank you in advance

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good evening my! I hope you're obliging;-) Let's distinct chat:)
  • On: Jan. 12, 2022, 4:19 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Congrat
  • On: July 18, 2022, 2:06 p.m.

Dear  Friend, Greetings of the day to you. I got your response and firstly I want to congratulate you for being selected to be a part of this
life changing project. To personally benefit from what the lord has done for me and also have the opportunity to touch lives around you while making yours better. You do not have to be skeptical about it as this is not a scam, it is absolutely a blessing from God. I do believe that putting smiles on the faces of other people by reaching out to some individuals, the less privileged around the world, the local fire departments, the Red Cross, Community assistance and charity organizations in Haiti, Asia, Africa, Europe and some other parts of the world is the right thing to do.To facilitate the disbursement process of the fund: $1,200,000.00 that has been solely donated to you, Please send us your information so that we may forward the details to the payout bank immediately. I implore you to touch as much lives as you can by stretching a helping hand to the less privileged around you which is the sole objective of this donation.In view of all these, we want you to know that measures have been put in place for our intentions to be implemented swiftly and by so doing, we request that you re-confirm your details once again so that we can immediately forward your information to my Lawyer who will guide you through.

Full Names:*
Contact/resident Address:*
Gender:*
Age:*
*Phone Number:*
Country/Nationality:*

Please be aware that we do not need your information for any other purpose, we want this information because we need to have a correct record of whom and
where we are donating to so as to establish a better relationship with you as well. So I will be waiting for your response.

Sincerely,Mrs. Lisa Bobinson

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On Sun, Jul 17, 2022 at 8:58 AM Eric Wood <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello,

Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Wood

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 17/07/2022 00:54 AM, Mrs. Lisa Robinson wrote:

> You were chosen by God to receive my grant donation of $1.2M please contact Mrs. Lisa Robinson Email: [email protected]

>

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Congrat
  • On: July 18, 2022, 3:46 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Congrat
  • On: July 18, 2022, 6:34 p.m.

Hello Edward, how are you doing today?  My husband and I won Powerball,  due to the fact that we have also benefited from a lucky winner last year, we both decided to also make donations to random people, you happened to be among those that were selected.  Our lawyer is incharge of the disbursement through the bank. So as soon as I have your information, I will ask you to contact our lawyer 

Gilbert Morrison for further information. Do have a nice day Edward.
Lisa Bobinson

Virus-free. www.avast.com

On Mon, Jul 18, 2022 at 11:47 PM Edward Wood <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello,

I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edward Wood

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 18/07/2022 14:06 PM,  wrote:

> Dear  Friend, Greetings of the day to you. I got your response and firstly I want to congratulate you for being selected to be a part of this

> life changing project. To personally benefit from what the lord has done for me and also have the opportunity to touch lives around you while making yours better. You do not have to be skeptical about it as this is not a scam, it is absolutely a blessing from God. I do believe that putting smiles on the faces of other people by reaching out to some individuals, the less privileged around the world, the local fire departments, the Red Cross, Community assistance and charity organizations in Haiti, Asia, Africa, Europe and some other parts of the world is the right thing to do.To facilitate the disbursement process of the fund: $1,200,000.00 that has been solely donated to you, Please send us your information so that we may forward the details to the payout bank immediately. I implore you to touch as much lives as you can by stretching a helping hand to the less privileged around you which is the sole objective of this donation.In view of all these, we want you to know that measures have been put in place for our intentions to be implemented swiftly and by so doing, we request that you re-confirm your details once again so that we can immediately forward your information to my Lawyer who will guide you through.

>

> Full Names:*

> Contact/resident Address:*

> Gender:*

> Age:*

> *Phone Number:*

> Country/Nationality:*

>

> Please be aware that we do not need your information for any other purpose, we want this information because we need to have a correct record of whom and

> where we are donating to so as to establish a better relationship with you as well. So I will be waiting for your response.

>

> Sincerely,Mrs. Lisa Bobinson

>

>

>

>

> Virus-free. www.avast.com

>

>

>

> On Sun, Jul 17, 2022 at 8:58 AM Eric Wood <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello,

>

> Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

>

>

>

> Eric Wood

>

> CEO, MNesty, LLC

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>

>

> On 17/07/2022 00:54 AM, Mrs. Lisa Robinson wrote:

>

> > You were chosen by God to receive my grant donation of $1.2M please contact Mrs. Lisa Robinson Email: [email protected]

>

> >

>

> >

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Spammer

  • Subject: INFO
  • On: Nov. 13, 2022, 2:09 p.m.


Dear Sir,
I have investor that want to invest $2.8 Billion into a company=20
that needs fund for expansion only.He can not invest the money=20
to new Companies that want to start up but into Companies that=20
has been making good profits but needs funds for EXPANSION.=20

His Area of concentrations are Real Estate, Biotech,Textiles ,=20
Information technology, Pharmaceuticals , Oil & Energy=20
Industries, Mining &Metals Industry, Management Consulting=20
Industry ,Maritime industry, Hospital & Health Care Industry,=20
Consumer Services Industry, International Trade and Development=20
Industry ,Gambling & Casinos Industry, Electrical/Electronic=20
Manufacturing Industry, Insurance Industry, Chemical industries,=20
Marketing and Advertising Industry, Leisure, Travel & Tourism=20
Industry, Agriculture, Aviation, Retail, Import and Export, Trade=20
and development industry, Real Estate & Construction Industry and=20
any other viable investment opportunities just like yours.

If you recommend a Company to take loan or investment funds from=20
from my client the investor, me and you will be entitled to 5% of=20
any amount received by the Company from the investor but if you=20
are taking the fund directly as a company i will be entitled to=20
2.5% and you will retain 2.5% as Global Finder's fee commission.
There will be a face to face meeting between the investor and the=20
investee after signing (MOU) the (AORI) should not be less than=20
3% per annum.

Look for a reliable Company that need funding and we can easily=20
make 5% of the amount received from the investor but we need to=20
maintain absolute confidentiality in the transaction as the fund=20
provider want to remain silent, so you have to keep it highly=20
confidential between us.
I will need the company profile and the project summary of the=20
company that will need funding to present to my investor.

I look forward to hearing from you.
Mr. Anthony.D

Thanks

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFO
  • On: Nov. 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Edward Wood
CEO, MNesty, LLC