The colloquy of Lauren Barnes

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lauren Barnes and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Creative Design & Development Services
  • On: May 12, 2021, 9:58 p.m.

Hello,

Myself
Nisha Madhulika, a Business
Development Manager in IT
Company India and I work with 41+
experienced IT professionals who are into website
designing, web development, iPhone App development, Android App development, SEO and Content Writing.

May I know if
you are interested in any of these services? If you are interested, then I can send you our
past work details, company information and an affordable quotation with the best offer.

You can get more information.

Thanks & Regards,
Nisha Madhulika
Business Development Manager

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Creative Design & Development Services
  • On: May 12, 2021, 9:58 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: COMPLIMENT
  • On: June 12, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

This about your fund , if you are ready to receive it then provide us with your information where it will be delivered to you

Regards

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: COMPLIMENT
  • On: June 12, 2021, 10:54 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 21, 2021, 8:54 a.m.


Hello Leah Barnes,
 
Thank you responding to our email, We are a financial firm based in the United Kingdom. We are offer Loans to start-up and already established business at a low interest rate of 5% Annually. 
 
Our Portfolio funds projects within the ranges of 1 million to 50 million Dollars, with repayment term up to 20 years.
 
In order to expand our reach, we are partnering with local brokers. They get paid 5% commission of approved funding when a client is referred to us for funding. Please find the attached Loan procedure and terms, review and revert if you have any questions. 

Pete Roel
[email protected]
Manager HR  - Reclame Capital.
51-59 Rose Ln, Norwich NR1 1BY, United Kingdom

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. Whether you are, are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of any part of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. And if not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and/or permanently delete the original and any copies of it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 21, 2021, 7:28 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 8:44 a.m.


Hello Lauren
 

Our Proceedure is a preferred arrangement to finance developments compared to dealing with most banks and private lenders, as you may know, that require usually the cost of 50k to 100k in upfront fees covering site inspections, appraisals, environmental reports, commitment and due diligence fees, travel, etc without any guarantee of funding...not to mention, you need a cash infusion of at least 30%...
 
We opt in for the option of Performance bond as loan security, and due deligience fee is not charged upfront, but from Loan Proceeds.The Bond is a beautiful instrument because it completely mitigates the risk of both the borrower and that of the lender.
 

Pete Roel
[email protected]
Manager HR  - Reclame Capital.
51-59 Rose Ln, Norwich NR1 1BY, United Kingdom

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. Whether you are, are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of any part of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. And if not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and/or permanently delete the original and any copies of it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 12:08 p.m.


You will need to provide a copy of your business/ Project plan for review if its available.
 
 
N.B : We are not responsible for the bond Purchase, you can purchase the Bond from your local insurance, or we will refer a firm to you. 

Pete Roel
[email protected]
Manager HR  - Reclame Capital.
51-59 Rose Ln, Norwich NR1 1BY, United Kingdom

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. Whether you are, are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of any part of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. And if not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and/or permanently delete the original and any copies of it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 22, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 6:35 a.m.

Hello Lauren Barnes, 
 
Please state your preferred time, so I can schedule it. 

Pete Roel
[email protected]
Manager HR  - Reclame Capital.
51-59 Rose Ln, Norwich NR1 1BY, United Kingdom

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. Whether you are, are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of any part of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. And if not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and/or permanently delete the original and any copies of it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 6:06 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 24, 2021, 6:07 a.m.


What is the amount you are looking to apply for?

Pete Roel
[email protected]
Manager HR  - Reclame Capital.
51-59 Rose Ln, Norwich NR1 1BY, United Kingdom

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. Whether you are, are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of any part of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. And if not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and/or permanently delete the original and any copies of it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan Procedure
  • On: Dec. 24, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Good Day.
  • On: Feb. 8, 2022, 12:50 a.m.


Keep me posted once you contact the lawyer.

On Monday, February 7, 2022, 04:42:54 PM PST, masterrodney Rodney <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear Ma,
Greetings to you and your family in the name of the Lord, i am Master Rodney Frank, I am 14 years of age, My Madam Miss. Diana Matthews directed me to contact you with the code "Hospital" she said that i should give you the contact of the lawyer so that you will contact him and he will guide you with the details on how the fund will be transferred to you there in your country and help you to change the whole documents of the fund on your name as the new beneficiary to the funds and also to arrange for my coming over to your country.
Also concerning about your friend that you wish to connect to this transaction their is no problem please since you want to join him too their is no problem sir just follow the instructions.
Sir, reading your mail today i felt tears because i didn't believe that urgent help will come out after i saw the way my Madam is dying there in the hospital. Please help me i promise to be loyal to you in any condition i found my self at your place even if you are managing i will manage with you to survive in life. I will like to thank you again for your understanding towards the fund and love you have for me and my Madam, my prayer is that Almighty God will continue to reward you and your family abundantly for everything you are doing in life.
Sir , see the below contact information of the lawyer as directed by my madam; please try and call the lawyer:
ESQ BARRISTER LAMBERT ADAMS PRINCIPAL ATTORNEYMC LAMBERT & ASSOCIATES CHAMBERSALLIANCE AVENUE TERRASSON DE FOUGÈRES 01 BP 4107 ABIDJANPhone Number: +225-05964194Email: [email protected]
Try and contact him immediately as my Madam told me in the hospital, I will also appreciate if you discuss with him on the phone direct to enable him facilitate the release of the fund as urgent as he can help because the Man is always busy with his Government work. Meanwhile my Madam says that you should forward your below information to the Lawyer for his help of getting the fund release.
1, YOUR FULL NAME2, YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS3, YOUR PHONE NUMBER INCLUDING YOUR FAX IF ANY4, YOUR IDENTITY ID5, YOUR COUNTRY6, YOUR OCCUPATION 
Please always remember the code my madam gave to you in her first mail as (HOSPITAL) Also, please Dear i will like you to be mailing me from time to time so that i will be telling you if there is any development for my Madam’s condition.
See the attachment file, the deposit certificate fund of origin you will use to contact the Lawyer on behalf of my Madam and my international passport with madam Miss Diana Matthews international passport i also add a picture of myself there as i was directed by my Madam. I will wait to hear from you immediately, please let me know when you contact the barrister.

Thank you sir may God continue to bless you and your family.

From Master Rodney Frank.
with the code "HOSPITAL

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Day.
  • On: Feb. 8, 2022, 9:46 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lauren Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC