The colloquy of Christopher Patterson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Patterson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: TREAT AS MATTER OF URGENCY FOR YOUR FUNDS WORTH $12 MILLION USD,
  • On: Dec. 20, 2021, 5:23 p.m.

Attention Please!

This Is Mr. Joseph Robinette Biden, United States. President. I would
like to inform you that your funds issue was brought to my office on Friday
by Mr, Brian Thomas Moynihan Chairman and CEO Bank of
America. he stated that they have uploaded your inheritance & compensation
fund worth US$12.000.000 (twelve Million United States Dollar) into a
new Visa Card but since then they have not heard from you, So the case
was brought to my office in order to Cancel your fund transaction and
divert it into the government treasuries account, because of your sudden
silence to comply with delivery terms and conditions. Then, I asked
what are the conditions but I was told that you are been required to
pay the delivery charges and paperwork cost $150 but I told him to
wait because there is no need to cancel the payment. I will do my
very best to bring the issue to conclusion since it has been
brought to my office.

To the best of my knowledge, I found out that this fund is legitimate
and I advise you should send the delivery charges cost $150 to ship
your Visa Card that contains your inheritance & compensation fund that
worth US$12.000.000 (twelve Million United States Dollar) I guarantee
that this fund will be delivered under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law.

What could be your reason for refusal and choosing to abandon such a
huge amount of money? I want your urgent reconfirmation of your
delivery information such as your full name, address and
telephone number as soon as you receive this email. This could be the
last opportunity you might have in receiving your inheritance fund so
do not fail to notice this wonderful moment to have your fund that you
I have been looking for a way to make it a reality. I will be waiting to
hear from you with the $150 through iTunes gift card or steam gift card or
Sephora gift card to resolve the issue as quickly as possible for you to receive
your overdue payment.

The US$12.000.000 (twelve Million United States Dollar) is from the UN
compensation/bailout funds for citizens of UN member countries and
citizens of commonwealth Nations for poverty alleviation during this
economic crunch and recession. The sum of $2BN was shared among-st 215
companies and individuals.

You were awarded the fund for investment to ease the economic crunch
and to be profitable and help others in need as a measure to ease the
present economic hardship. However, you should kindly reconfirm to me
the following information below:

Full Name......
Mailing Address.....
City...........
Mobile Phone Number.....
Next of kin......

One more thing is this, we have to accomplish paperwork such as a
clearance certificate and this mentioned certificate will protect you
from both the IRS and IMF. Based on what the attorney said, the
A clearance certificate will cost you $150.00 USD only to accomplish
everything together both the obtaining and the signing of the
certificate here in White House.

Also bear in mind that your US$12.000.000 will be peacefully delivered
to you within some hrs immediately the attorney accomplished the
paperwork. This is your last chance to comply with the instruction or
else I will close your fill which will make it impossible for you to
receive your fund in future.

You have to comply or lose this great opportunity. Just iTunes gift
card or steam gift card or
Sephora gift card of US$150 Dollar only.

send it here with the clear picture of the card okay.

Best regards

Mr. Joseph.R Biden
US President.
The White House
(Official Residence of the President of the US)
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500 US.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: TREAT AS MATTER OF URGENCY FOR YOUR FUNDS WORTH $12 MILLION USD,
  • On: Dec. 20, 2021, 8:50 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my cuddly) Do you Wish to try me? Let's try to shaggy talks)
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 2 a.m.

I hope you can chat;-)
may You answer.
soon I am seeking pricey mister,
Im oneandonly female, I'm going to reply to You my photo attach) It's my E-m=
ail for contact [email protected])
have a good time

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Spammer

  • Subject: Good Morning my:-) all weak;-) May you are free to expert speak
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 2:40 a.m.

Good Day my;) my delectable Mister Limpid:) how is it going?

what's your age?
Where r u from?
Let's try to errorless talks;)

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I am excellent 33 years old Babe

I can send You my picture attached. My e-mail box: [email protected]!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my cuddly) Do you Wish to try me? Let's try to shaggy talks)
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my perfective sir Bouncy.
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 11:08 a.m.

good evening My neat. all sunday-go-to-meeting?

At present Im waiting for unsurpassable mister!
I'm careful mistress!

I can send You my photo) This is E-mail box for reply [email protected]=
m) good bye

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my perfective sir Bouncy.
  • On: Dec. 23, 2021, 9:25 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My special Special;) may You do me a favor? I hope You can hurt talk!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2021, 8:15 a.m.

my agreeable mister bland)
May be you are free to speak!
Is everything misty;-)

Soon Im seeking commendable male!

I am invaluable 35 y.o. miss living in Russian Federation.
I'll send You my photo,

reply to me at: [email protected]!

Thank you

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My special Special;) may You do me a favor? I hope You can hurt talk!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2021, 4:17 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope You're free to prototype chat) my incomparable loving)
  • On: Dec. 28, 2021, 5:29 p.m.

my supreme sir Honey Bear,
hey ideal)
How is your life?
Let's loud talks.
At present I am searching for attentive dude from US.
What State are u from? Im lonely kindhearted girl,

Write me to: [email protected]:-)
I can reply to You my picture attach;-)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope You can small talk)
  • On: Dec. 28, 2021, 10:44 p.m.

I am very serious!

I am solitary invaluable Person)

presently Im look up absolute dude from United States of America,
What State are you from?

I'm going to send You my photo attached)
e-mail for answer [email protected];-)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope You're free to prototype chat) my incomparable loving)
  • On: Dec. 29, 2021, 2:13 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My mister tidy how was it?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2021, 8:10 a.m.

Good Morning My goodhearted.
Could You talk? now I am looking for loose guy from US.

What State are you from?
Im lonely immaculate chick,

Email to [email protected]! I will send You my picture;) bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My mister tidy how was it?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2021, 5:05 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's full-fledged talk;-)
  • On: Dec. 31, 2021, 4:31 p.m.

Good Day brainy. I need to small talk.

Do Want to play with me? I am beneficent person! immediately Im look up good=
ly buddy from USA;)
What State are You from?

I will send You my picture attached!
email to [email protected].

Thank you in advance

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's full-fledged talk;-)
  • On: Jan. 1, 2022, 12:54 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello My oneandonly:)
  • On: Jan. 2, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

top Sir Intelligent)
I hope You can kind-hearted talks.

at this moment I am seeking calm gentleman from United States.

What State are you from? I'm beatific Person)
It's E-mail box for contact: [email protected],
I am going to reply to You my picture attach;)
have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello My oneandonly:)
  • On: Jan. 2, 2022, 11:59 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hey;-) Let's blushing talk:)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 5:13 a.m.

mr. Superb
how old are you? Where are U from?
Immediately Im look up unstained not young male!
Im unsurpassable 33 yo babe;)

I will send You my photo:-) email me: [email protected];)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: good day My:) I hope You can whole talk)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 5:19 a.m.

my wholesome!
Hello top-quality.

I wish to speak,
currently Im seeking reputable gentleman from US;)
What State are you from?
Im beneficent Babe. I'm going to send You my picture attached)

response me to [email protected],

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hey;-) Let's blushing talk:)
  • On: Jan. 3, 2022, 5:54 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Come see us
  • On: Feb. 3, 2022, 7:26 p.m.

Sexy girls

in your
city

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Come see us
  • On: Feb. 4, 2022, 3:41 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Come see us
  • On: March 17, 2022, 8:39 a.m.

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GIRLS FROM YOUR




CITY

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Come see us
  • On: March 17, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

Hello,
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Christopher Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC