The colloquy of Richard Hansen

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Richard Hansen and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Website_Promotion!!
  • On: Oct. 5, 2021, 4:35 p.m.

Hello,
 
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We are a team of 90+ professionals which include 50 full-time SEO experts. We are proud to inform you that our team handling 300+ SEO projects. We will be performing following list of activities: On-Page:- 1.    Meta tag updates (Title, Description and Keywords)2.    Set up Google analytics3.    Set up Google webmaster tools4.    Content optimization and update5.    Upload Sitemap.xml6.    Upload Robots Off-Page:- 1.    Social Bookmarking2.    Article creation and submission3.    Press Release creation and submission4.    Blog creation and posting5.    Classified submissions (Product based websites) Our services are much affordable then what it might be in-house. I'd be happy to send you our package and pricing if you'd like to assess our work. Look forward to hearing from you. Kind RegardsRishi

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website_Promotion!!
  • On: Oct. 6, 2021, 4:24 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello
  • On: Nov. 29, 2021, 11:26 a.m.

Hi. How are you?
Please do not be surprised to my message. Excuse me for disturbing you.=20
I think we can develop a good relationship in the future will be closer t=
o each other. Our communication will grow into something bigger and we wi=
ll be able to meet you.
I hope you'll talk to me, and will not ignore me. If I interest you and y=
ou want to know me, I'll be waiting for your response to my mailbox.
In this letter, I also send you my picture for you to have any idea about=
me. In addition, I also really want to see you and ask you to send me yo=
ur photos!
I hope that you will answer me. Kateryna is my name.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello
  • On: Nov. 29, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 15, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

Dear Roberto Hansen,

Thanks for replying to my mail.  Please, let it be well understood that this transaction is not in any way a joke or a child's play, but must be treated with absolute confidentiality and sincerity.

For your clarification and understanding, the role you are to play in this transaction is to stand as the next of kin to the diseased person as i am going to provide to you all necessary information concerning my late client and the text of application letter of claim which you will fill out and submit to the bank by e-mail to enable the bank process your application letter for approval and to release the fund into the designated bank account number which you will provide to the bank for this purpose.

After submitting the application letter, the bank may ask you some questions about the dead person as part of the interview before approving the fund in your favor.

This should not disturb your mind as I have answer to any question that may arise from the bank because I already have all necessary information about the dead person.I implore you to be serious from your side and keep this transaction as a top secret to yourself alone because I will not want anything to jeopardize this effort, as I have already spent much money to cover up every loop hole for smooth and hitch-free transfer of this fund during the execution. Also, bear in mind that I have made proper investigation as a professional lawyer and confirm that this transaction is 100% risk free as I had earlier indicated to you. I shall release necessary information to you at the request of the bank.

Bear in mind also, that no direct relative of the deceased is alive since he died along with his entire family, and once we claim the funds, nobody can come for such a claim again because nobody has information concerning the deceased person.

All that I require of you is to follow my instructions, be honest, sincere and god fearing and also assure me that you will not betray the confidence I reposed in you by sitting on the money alone when the funds finally get into your bank account since you are on the receiving side. Please, I wish to let you know that I will be receiving 50% of the total amount on successful completion of the transaction. I hope it is OK with you.

On receipt of your reply, I will be sending you a text of application letter of claim which you will fill out and submit to the bank for necessary action as I want this money to be transferred into your bank account as soon as possible.

Remember to always reach me on my private telephone number +228 90 373 977 or by email anytime you receive information from the bank so that i can guide you very well to avoid mistakes.  Please, I request you to send me your private phone number as you respond to this mail. This is very important for the success of the transaction, I hope you understand and will co-operation accordingly.

I will be very happy if you can tell me some good areas where we can invest this money in your country under your supervision.  Please, I will like you to confirm receipt of this mail by giving me a call or mail as soon as possible.

Thanks and god bless you abundantly as you work with me in absolute co-operation and strict obedience to my instructions for perfect success and mutual benefit in the transaction

Yours sincerely,
Barrister Johnson Dele.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 15, 2022, 7:57 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 16, 2022, 12:56 p.m.

Dear Roberto Hansen,

Thanks for your prompt response towards my proposal. First of all, I want to assure you that what I have brought before you is as clear as daylight which will never endanger your position in any way. Regarding my present position in my country as a legal practitioner and luminary, as such, there is no way I can indulge in any illegitimate activities that will bring a hold instrument to my profession or tarnish my image in the society. I contacted you about this matter due to your surname or common name similarity with my late client. As the personal attorney to late Engr.Anton Hansen, it is my responsibility to retrieve his assets and clear his name since his wife and only female child who are statutorily his next of kin died alongside of him in the ghastly automobile accident.

I am Barrister.Johnson Dele, a legal practitioner and principal attorney working in all areas of the family court jurisdiction. I am married with two kids, a boy and a girl and the name of my Wife is Mrs.Army Dele, I am living here in my country called Togo Republic and also my late client was living here with his family before they died together in a car accident. I have been the personal attorney to Late Engr.Anton Hansen,for a period of five years before he met his untimely death with all members of his family. Ever since then, I have done everything possible to trace his relatives without any luck. Most of his properties were vandalized by hoodlums and some overgrown by weeds as there is no one to look after them.

You may or may not be directly related to Late Engr.Anton Hansen, but understand that I really made a thorough inquiry and was convinced that he had no known living relatives as he came to Togo some time in 1978 as an orphan, so I want you to understand that there is no atom of risk involved in this transaction because it is I as his personal attorney that has been mandated to provide his next of kin (relation), therefore whosoever I present to the bank will be accepted and will be approved as his legitimate next of kin. I have searched long for his relatives, hence he didn't include anybody as his next of kin, to his estates both in the bank and other places.

The management had planned to invoke their abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me, can you imagine that? I was my late client's personal attorney, so I was privileged to his transaction with the bank. I will establish you with my veto power as the supposed next of kin since this has to be certified by my office.I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to Late Engr.Anton Hansen,so that the funds will be transferred into your designate bank account in your country for our onward sharing and for our mutual benefit, and for your assistance towards the completion of this transaction, I suggest we share the money 50/50 hence we both will join hands together towards the successful closure of this claim with the bank.

The greatest advantage we have in this together is the fact that both of you have the same surname or common name and the main fact is that whosoever I present to the bank as a " Heir" will certainly inherit the funds. Meanwhile, the first and foremost step to take now is to send an application for claim to the bank so as to avert the stipulated time frame imposed on us by the bank for the legal next of kin to my late client to forward application, therefore upon receiving your positive response, I will instruct you on what to do and the way forward.

Please write as soon as possible indicating your interest in this transaction. I can be reached via +228 90 373 977 and will want you to send me your telephone number for easy communication.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,
Barrister Johnson Dele

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 16, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 17, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

Dear Roberto Hansen,

Thanks for your response.The inheritance fund amount is $8.3 million dollars, I will like you to send me your picture and any of your valid ID card to enable me send you the fund claim application form which you will print and sign then re-send to our bank here where the funds was deposited by my late client before he died to enable this transaction commence officially.

Meanwhile, my spirit tells me that you could be trusted and I am willing to work in this transaction with you. I would like you to start up the process that is opening up communication with the bank, I shall come to your country as soon as the fund is approved and transferred to your designated account for the sharing. I requested you send to me the following immediately to enable me commence with the preliminary formalities and which is to write your letter of recommendation and attestation to the probate court recommending you as the next of kin to our late customer and the depositor of the fund with our bank.

Send to me immediately the listed below;

1.. Your full names:
2.. Full address:
3.. Age:
4.. Occupation:
5.. Telephone Number:
6.. Passport copy or any valid ID:

I will be waiting to receive this information immediately so that I can commence with the process of the transaction immediately and be rest assured that this is a great and once in a lifetime opportunity which we can't afford to miss. This is a beneficial business transaction that will surely make us rich but you have to keep every detail of the business secret between us. If you have any question about this transaction which confuses you, please do ask me to explain it to you. Upon the receipt of the above listed I shall send you the application Form.

I will be waiting.

Best Regards,
Barrister Johnson Dele

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 17, 2022, 7:10 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 20, 2022, 9:07 a.m.


Good morning, Please does this transaction looks like a child's play to you? If you are not interested to work with me then decline off and stop playing with this transaction.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 20, 2022, 4:32 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 20, 2022, 7:34 p.m.

Send to me immediately the listed below;

1.. Your full names:
2.. Full address:
3.. Age:
4.. Occupation:
5.. Telephone Number:
6.. Passport copy or any valid ID:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: June 21, 2022, 5:42 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: Nov. 28, 2022, 9:43 a.m.

Dear Richard Hansen,

Now contact Rev.Christopher Bryan.

God bless you and your family.I hope every member of the family is okay. How is work,hope not that hectic as usual? I'm happy to inform you about my
success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of my new partner from Ukraine.

Presently I'm in Ukraine trying to invest with my new partner. We have consulted some firms to submit their tenders for the construction projects we intend carrying out. Before I left for Ukraine, I told my partner about you.So I kept an ATM CARD of $300,000 dollars only with my Top Bank pending when you will contact them and give them your instructions for the delivery.

Meanwhile,I can't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite the fact that it failed us somehow but because you helped me, I can't fail to  compensate you.

Now contact my secretary Mr. Christopher Bryan;
E-mail:  [email protected]

Forward your contact address where you want your money sent to you. I kept this compensation for your tireless efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much because without you,this goal wouldn't have been achieved.

So feel free and get in touch with Mr.Christopher Bryan to send you the money. Best Regards and Kind Wishes and I trust you are in Good Health.

Regards,
Barrister.Johnson Dele.
+380 93 530 7608

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: Nov. 28, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings dear stranger.
  • On: Feb. 25, 2023, 10:23 p.m.

Hey sweetheart! I am an alone woman in search for a lovely acquaintances. Are you interesting in getting make friend with me? If you are interested Please write ONLY to my personal mail box: [email protected] Send you kind kisses, your Maryussia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings dear stranger.
  • On: Feb. 26, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my awesome pen-friend,
  • On: Feb. 28, 2023, 5:37 p.m.

Good morning. Mysterious the stranger, I wish the nobility, as you are interested in searches and to meet with new and lovely the girl? My name Vladlena I hope, that to you my photo. I wish to meet the man with whom my life to change to the best. I very much interesting, kind and positive the girl. But to me am lonely at present and I very much have got tired from it. So I have addressed in marriage agency and have sent to you the letter. Actually, I wish to meet adequate the man for stable relations and marriages in the future. Dream of all my life - to meet love. I wish to believe, that you are this man. I will be happy if we find common language, and our meeting - the most important moment in our future. At present I do not know, as is strong have interest in continuation our conversation, therefore I am more than information on I will write about myself in the following letter. Interested? Please reply ONLY to my private mailbox: [email protected] With impatience I wait for the reciprocal letter with huge impatience. Kiss, Vladlena

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my awesome pen-friend,
  • On: March 1, 2023, 12:58 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hey
  • On: March 4, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

Hi, how are you? It's me Alina. We've already chatted on one of the dating sites. Now I decided to email you. Do you remember me? I'm 28 from Ukraine It's not very far from Pavlograd. I think that you are a very serious person and you will be frank with me I want to know more about you I hope that you will reply. Alina

Spammer

  • Subject: hey
  • On: March 4, 2023, 10:01 a.m.

Hi, how are you? It's me Alina. We've already chatted on one of the dating sites. Now I decided to email you. Do you remember me? I'm 28 from Ukraine It's not very far from Pavlograd. I think that you are a very serious person and you will be frank with me I want to know more about you I hope that you will reply. Alina

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hey
  • On: March 4, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my new mate
  • On: March 21, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

Good Day Darling. I'm Lyudmila. I would like to meet with a guy. I 'm a little bit confused about how to start my message... I'm 35. I'm hilarious and communicative girl, but I'm lonesome. I was provided with your email in our town's dating agency. I'm seeking a true relationship only. I want to come across a genuine man, who knows what it's like to be the one. I will email you my photo and you will decide if you like me. If you are are willing to dialog, respond me. I hope our correspondence will continue. I am from Kazakhstan. I think this is not a problem in twenty one century. We can meet in future. If this is problem just ignore my letter. Hope you are having a great day and perfect spirits. If you are interested Please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: [email protected] I'll be anticipating for your reply with your photo enclosed

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Woha my new mate
  • On: March 21, 2023, 10:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Richard Hansen
CEO, MNesty, LLC