The colloquy of Eric Rodriguez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Eric Rodriguez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Luxurious lunch and afternoon tea at the Royal Ascot
  • On: Dec. 15, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

Luxurious lunch and afternoon tea at the Royal Ascot

Royal Ascot - 20 - 24th June 2023
 

The historic Pavilion Restaurant, with sweeping views over the Queen Anne Lawns, offers a vibrant environment from which to enjoy excellent food and top-class racing at Royal Ascot.
 

Price per person from £299 + VAT

To book your place go here

 

Make an enquiry

Choose from our 4 facilities, go to 'reserve your place' to get more details
 

Royal Ascot Pavilion

The historic Pavilion Restaurant, with sweeping views over the Queen Anne Lawns, offers a vibrant environment from which to enjoy excellent food and top-class racing at Royal Ascot.

The Lawn Club

A delightfully fresh outlook on a track-facing facility, The Royal Ascot Lawn Club offers a deluxe marquee suite with uninterrupted views of the racecourse from it's elevated terrace to ensure guests savour all of the top-flight horse racing action in fine style.

The Gallery

The Gallery offers a formal, yet relaxed dining experience to share with family, friends and colleagues. Located in the Home Straight within the Queen Anne Enclosure a private balcony provides great views of the track.

The Furlong Restaurant

The Furlong Restaurant brings an innovative style of cuisine to the Queen Anne Enclosure with dishes served from Chefs' stations or to table. Relax in this comfortable setting with a private balcony providing uninterrupted views of the finishing straight.

The Pavonian

Through a private concierge entrance, this raised restaurant deck offers fantastic views of the track to observe the Royal Procession and the top-class racing action.

The Royal Ascot Village

Escape to The Restaurant In The Village as you enjoy all the other side of the track has to offer and take in breath-taking views overlooking the grandstand.

Price per person from £299 + VAT

Your Ascot package includes:

Pimms on arrivalThree course luncheon with desert and cheese station
Compliment beers, wines, spirits and soft drinks
Afternoon tea
1 car parking pass per couple
Racing paper
Betting facilities
Private tables for 8,10 or shared tables for smaller parties.

"It was incredible. We felt really special

Great fun and lovely fellow guests. It was all very well organised and I would highly recommend."

Alison Ruffelle
 

"I wanted to say thank you for a wonderful evening last night, Jayne and I thoroughly enjoyed ourselves!"

Phil Davidson

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Luxurious lunch and afternoon tea at the Royal Ascot
  • On: Dec. 16, 2022, 1:54 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: i came to say hello!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2022, 1:32 p.m.


Have a nice day, I would love to know u! I'm unmarried, no have children, I require exquisite friend:) I`m cheerful miss... I'm not searching love games. So where are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: i came to say hello!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2022, 7 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: honest and considerate and understands and appreciates
  • On: Jan. 12, 2023, 4:44 a.m.


Hey... please do not be surprised by this email! It's winter weather & cold outside, but i'm able to carry some good mood in my heart & I wish to exchange it with the right person, i am trying to find my other half, a man over thirty who is looking only for a truly serious partnership. We could get to know each other much better thru messages or perhaps over a mug of espresso, if you think I'm an appealing lady for you. Hopefully we are able to be friends in the future or maybe even more than good friends... I really hope that I didn't tire you because of this message & I count on your answer back.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: honest and considerate and understands and appreciates
  • On: Jan. 12, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: super?
  • On: Jan. 23, 2023, 9:40 p.m.


Hey, are you gonna be available in February? I think that a personal gathering is definitely much better than online correspondence. I will get my own holiday escape in February and we can meet together then. You like this idea? I have attached my new photograph, tell me your actual viewpoint? p.s. What country are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: super?
  • On: Jan. 24, 2023, 8:34 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: yes or no!
  • On: Jan. 26, 2023, 4:32 p.m.


Hiya, I will immediately inform you why I am writing. I am in search of the second half for a serious relationship! I now about different examples where men and women from different countries manage to create a family! I know that each of us has the right for happiness and should at least once in life Let's leave this for next letter! If you are interested, then you answer.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: yes or no!
  • On: Jan. 27, 2023, 1:19 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: still reading
  • On: Feb. 5, 2023, 5:23 p.m.


Hello my dear. I’m called Daria. I have a good job and a steady income. If you have doubts about my integrity or if you think I’m going to prove something or justify it to you. You better not answer that letter! Like any girl, I want to have a family. I dream of meeting the man I love. Maybe on the internet. Age doesn’t matter to me! I’m not young anymore either. I always think I’m a good and well-bred girl. I cook very well and I always clean! If you want a girl like me, we can start a relationship. My main goal is to meet an interesting, confident man who has goals in life. One who wants to achieve his goals and develop. If you’re just having fun or you’re a pervert, just don’t answer that message, it won’t have any sequel. I’m waiting for a photo and some information about you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: still reading
  • On: Feb. 6, 2023, 1:36 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: you are everything to me!
  • On: Feb. 9, 2023, 6:22 a.m.

Good day! Dear the stranger, I wish the nobility, how much you are interested in searches and to meet with new and lovely the woman? My name is Natalia. I think, that you from me in delight. I wish to meet the man with whom my life will be quiet and surprising. I very much interesting, kind and optimistical the girl. But I one now and I very much have got tired from such life. So I have gone in marriage agency and have written to you the letter. Actually, I wish to meet adequate the man for serious relations and a combination marriage further. My main objective - to meet the beloved of all my life. I wish to believe, that you this man. I will be happy if we find our common interests, and our acquaintance - the most great moment in our future life. Now I do not know, as is strong you you are interested in continuation our conversation, therefore I am more than information on I will let know about myself later. I will wait your answer with big impatience. With the best regards, Natasha

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: you are everything to me!
  • On: Feb. 9, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: who
  • On: Feb. 10, 2023, 8:32 a.m.


Howdy... do not be surprised by this message... It's winter season and very cold outdoor, however I am capable to hold a bit of positive in my romantic heart and I desire to share it with an ideal individual... i'm actually looking for my partner, a guy who is over 30 who is looking only for a really serious partnership. We could become familiar with each other much better through letters or through a mug of cappuccino, if perhaps I'm an interesting gal for you. Perhaps we are able to be buddies sooner or later or maybe even much more than friends... I am hoping that I didn't bore you to death you because of this mail & I count on your answer back.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: who
  • On: Feb. 10, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: did you get my email
  • On: Feb. 18, 2023, 1:47 p.m.


good morning. We, citizens on earth, live in tough periods now. A period of outbreak, battles, and the bad. It is all quite bad, plus it hurts me to view this all. I would like to identify some love, affection, I am hoping it is actually possible after i meet the right guy. For this reason, if you are a person over thirty years old, not married, looking for a truthful and serious connection with a young lady, not money grubbing, gentle & faithful, and you also are in planet Earth or neighboring planets, then you is my right person. I am able to value the sincere feelings of a guy and be true and caring. My father and mother named me Dasha, I am thirty years. Please reply in case you are interested.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: did you get my email
  • On: Feb. 18, 2023, 5 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I just want to meet a nice guy
  • On: March 2, 2023, 5:57 p.m.


Salut, please do not be shocked by this particular email, It's wintertime and very cold outdoor, however I am able to maintain a bit of positive in my heart & soul & I like to share it with proper man... I'm in search of my better half, a man over 30 who is seeking a genuine union. We could become familiar with one another better by messages or through a mug of tea, if perhaps i am an intriguing female for you. Possibly we are able to be pals someday or maybe even significantly more than buddies... I am hoping that I did not wear you with this message and I anticipate your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I just want to meet a nice guy
  • On: March 3, 2023, 4:47 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Right now
  • On: March 4, 2023, 8:18 p.m.


Hello, I'm lucky to know you, I am unmarried, don't have children. I search talkative man. I`m pleasant a person) I want only serious relationship. What is your name and where are you from, sir?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Right now
  • On: March 5, 2023, 2:50 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ooops
  • On: March 15, 2023, 10 a.m.


Hi... Spring is just around the corner. Is there a woman along with whom you can follow this season together? You are a cheerful gentleman, if yes... I also want to stay a contented female and choose the right male. Possibly, this gentleman is you. Would you prefer us to learn more about each other much better to check out exactly where it's going to take us? I eard about many examples where men and women from different countries manage to find each other! I know that each of us has the right to be happy and should at least once Think I need a little more tell you about me? Please write me where are you from? My mom and dad named me Olli

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ooops
  • On: March 15, 2023, 4:54 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Eric Rodriguez
CEO, MNesty, LLC