The colloquy of Andrew Gomez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Andrew Gomez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: New apartments in Salford, Manchester - below market value from 163,548 pounds
  • On: March 24, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

New apartments in Salford, Manchester - below market value
from only £163,548 - £2,000 to reserve

 

New apartments in Salford, Manchester - below market value from
only £163,548 - £2,000 to reserve

Vibrant 5-star community from a distinguished developer

Expected growth 2020-25 (JLL) - rental 16.5% - price 17.1%

 

Centrally located in Salford, close to the business district of
Spinningfields and vibrant Deansgate; this is an exceptionally
affordable investment opportunity from a leading U.K. and
Manchester Developer.

For those who know, Manchester is the best place to invest for
substantial and sustainable rental and capital growth.

 

 

Full Information

 

Investment highlights:

Below market value prices from £163,548
Impressive local investment fundamentals
Fully funded by developer
Reserve from £2,000
Superb location for work and play
One, two and three-bedroom apartments available
Floor to ceiling windows
Onsite resident co-working space
24-hour gymnasium
Yoga studios
Cinema room
Terrace garden
Completion Q4/22

 

 

A blue-chip developer coupled with highly investable Manchester, a
central location with undeniable investment fundamentals and a
low, below market value, entry price all create an investment
opportunity that you must consider.

 

Full Information

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New apartments in Salford, Manchester - below market value from 163,548 pounds
  • On: March 24, 2021, 9:14 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello
  • On: Sept. 6, 2021, 12:55 p.m.

Hey friend!
Hope that you have positive thoughts!
My name is Svitlana. Me 32.
I live in Ukraine. Single. No children.
In any difficult life situation, I remain optimistic. I believe in people and that I will meet a worthy person who needs love and support.
My dream is to meet an honest, decent, man. To the man whom I love, I will give all my care and tenderness.
I am sincere, sociable, with a sense of humor.
I play sports for health. I like to cook.
Tell me about yourself - for me it is very important that you are interested.
wish you a good mood. and of course a few minutes to answer me a letter
Waiting for your message and your photo!
Svitlana!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hope to find the only love to build a family
  • On: Sept. 6, 2021, 10:05 p.m.

What's up?
I want to introduce myself right away! My name is Olga! I am from a small Russian town Vologda! I am writing to you because I just received your e-mail from a dating agency where I came to find a man for a serious relationship! If you are single, like me, then I will be glad if you write back to me and we will start our communication! But it is important to say right away that I am waiting for your answer only if you really want to find a heartfelt friend! I'm 28 years old!! But what I'm looking for is a serious relationship, but no fun! If you write back to me, I will be happy to tell you more about myself! I wish you a good mood! Sincerely, Olga

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello
  • On: Sept. 6, 2021, 11:20 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello
  • On: Nov. 28, 2021, 6:02 p.m.

Hey friend!
Hope that you have positive thoughts!
My name is Svitlana. Me 32.
I live in Ukraine. Single. No children.
In any difficult life situation, I remain optimistic. I believe in people a=
nd that I will meet a worthy person who needs love and support.
My dream is to meet an honest, decent, man. To the man whom I love, I will =
give all my care and tenderness.
I am sincere, sociable, with a sense of humor.
I play sports for health. I like to cook.
Tell me about yourself - for me it is very important that you are intereste=
d.
wish you a good mood. and of course a few minutes to answer me a letter
Waiting for your message and your photo!
Svitlana!

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Spammer

  • Subject: hello
  • On: Nov. 28, 2021, 6:28 p.m.

Hey friend!
Hope that you have positive thoughts! =20
My name is Svitlana. Me 32.
I live in Ukraine. Single. No children.
In any difficult life situation, I remain optimistic. I believe in people=
and that I will meet a worthy person who needs love and support.
My dream is to meet an honest, decent, man. To the man whom I love, I wil=
l give all my care and tenderness.
I am sincere, sociable, with a sense of humor.
I play sports for health. I like to cook.
Tell me about yourself - for me it is very important that you are interes=
ted.=20
wish you a good mood. and of course a few minutes to answer me a letter
Waiting for your message and your photo!
Svitlana!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello
  • On: Nov. 28, 2021, 10:10 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good.
  • On: July 18, 2022, 7:55 p.m.


Good afternoon, please don't be shocked by this note! It's summer weather and hot outdoor, then again I am fortunate to maintain a little positive in my soul & I want to exchange this with the appropriate individual... i am just trying to find my partner, a man over 30 who is seeking a genuine relationship. We can get the hang of one another much better via correspondence or even through a cup of tea, if I'm an interesting woman for you. Possibly we are able to be pals at some point or maybe even significantly more than buddies... I am hoping that I didn't tire you through this email & I look ahead to your response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good.
  • On: July 19, 2022, 2:07 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: interest?
  • On: July 28, 2022, 3:28 p.m.


Hello, who are you. How are about u doing? I will glad to meet u;) I am unmarried, didn't have babies, I want conversational friend... I`m optimist woman! I'm searching for a serious relationship don't like games. So, my new friend where are you from?

Spammer

  • Subject: I love to laugh and am looking for someone
  • On: July 28, 2022, 5:46 p.m.


Hello my dear. All of us, everyday people on this planet, live through tough periods now. An era of epidemic, conflicts, and even the evil. this all. I must locate some real love, affection, together with passion of all these bad things now. I am hoping it is actually possible after i conform to the proper man. For this reason, should you be a male more than thirty years old, not partnered, looking for a sincere plus genuine relationship with a lady, not greedy, gentle & loyal, and you also are living in planet Earth or perhaps neighboring planets, then you definitely is my personal proper person. I am able to value the sincere feelings of a guy and be faithful and gentle. My name is Alena. You should reply if you're curious.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: interest?
  • On: July 29, 2022, 2:01 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: something eternal
  • On: Aug. 3, 2022, 1:09 p.m.


Good evening... I am looking for that with whom my life be stable and interesting. Where do you live? I am a very funny, good-natured and positive girl. But me at the moment lonely and sad and I very tired from all this. Actually, I dream meet present man for present relationships and marriage in the future. I will be in seventh heaven if our interests coincide, and our acquaintance - main moment in early of our relationship. I hope you and I are completely reciprocated. I don't want to take away your time and I don’t want to interfere with you. Please be open with me. I am completely honest with you. Ask any your questions in next letters, and I will tell you about my life.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: something eternal
  • On: Aug. 3, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I worry when I write to you
  • On: Aug. 3, 2022, 4:51 p.m.


Good to see you! I dream of meeting someone with whom my life be harmonious and positive. What's your name, where are you from, and what are your hobby? I am a very funny, kind and light-emitting girl. But me now lonely and I tired from this life situation. Actually, I want to find a stable man for serious relationships and family in the future. I will be happy if we find our common interests, and our acquaintance - decisive moment in the bud of our relationship. I hope you and I are completely reciprocated. I will not take away your time and I don’t want to strain you. You can ask any your questions in reply messages, and I will tell you about my life.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I worry when I write to you
  • On: Aug. 3, 2022, 9:21 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my email?
  • On: Aug. 5, 2022, 1:40 a.m.


Hello, who are you) How are about u? I'm happy to meet you... I am single, didn't babies:) I looking for gushing guy... I`m forthcoming lady) I'm not looking love games, in Noth America. Please write me where are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my email?
  • On: Aug. 5, 2022, 6:03 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Gomez
CEO, MNesty, LLC