The colloquy of Hannah Anderson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Hannah Anderson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: FREE Report.
  • On: May 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

Hi there,

I noticed that your website is not ranking as well as it could be for certain keywords that I assume you're targeting - particularly in your local area.

With your permission I would like to send you a free SEO report showing you a few things you can do on your own- without hiring me or anyone else- to greatly improve these search results for you. These things are not difficult, and my report will be very specific. It will show you exactly what needs to be done to move you up in the rankings dramatically.

Should you wish to go ahead and receive your free report the next step would be to book a simple introductory 10 minute call/zoom with us so we can work out the focus areas for the business and get our brains flowing for the report!

We would be happy to send you a free SEO report using the top search phrases for your area of expertise.

Please email us back for a free report.

Thanks & Regards,

Nathan Brown

Marketing Account Manager

[email protected]

If you're NOT interested, simply reply "NO" and I will not contact you again.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FREE Report.
  • On: May 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FW: FREE Report.
  • On: May 3, 2021, 4:34 p.m.

 

Hi Hannah, hope you’re well
 
Nathan forwarded me your message below and just wanted to say a personal hello/thanks for your interest. More than happy to arrange an intro call this week if suits you, would give me a chance to say thanks for the interest personally and
let you know what we can do.
 
We try and run ultra-thorough reports so that we can add as much value as possible to your internal efforts and also put us in good stead in terms of credibility and demonstrating how we work.

 
We can accommodate almost any budget, it’s more about understanding the scope of project.

 
Do you have some time during this week?
 
All the best,
Davide

 

 
    
Fratelli Agency

     22 Cathedral Rd
     Pontcanna
     Cardiff, CF11 9LJ

     https://fratelli.agency/

Davide Dabramo

Founder

Mob: +44 07515255186

Email: [email protected]

  

 
 
 

---------- Forwarded message ---------

From: Hannah Anderson <[email protected]>

Date: Sat, May 1, 2021 at 6:52 PM

Subject: Re: FREE Report.

To: Nathan Brown <[email protected]>

Hi,

Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Hannah Anderson

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 01/05/2021 13:21 PM, Nathan Brown wrote:

> Hi there,

>

>

>

> I noticed that your website is not ranking as well as it could be for certain keywords that I assume you're targeting - particularly in your local area.

>

>

>

> With your permission I would like to send you a free SEO report showing you a few things you can do on your own- without hiring me or anyone else- to greatly improve these search results for you. These things are not difficult, and my report will be very
specific. It will show you exactly what needs to be done to move you up in the rankings dramatically.

>

>

>

> Should you wish to go ahead and receive your free report the next step would be to book a simple introductory 10 minute call/zoom with us so we can work out the focus areas for the business and get our brains flowing for the report!

>

>

>

> We would be happy to send you a free SEO report using the top search phrases for your area of expertise.

>

>

>

> Please email us back for a free report.

>

>

>

>

>

> Thanks & Regards,

>

> Nathan Brown

>

> Marketing Account Manager

>

> [email protected]

>

>

>

>

>

>

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> If you're NOT interested, simply reply "NO" and I will not contact you again.

>

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW: FREE Report.
  • On: May 4, 2021, 3:23 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: FW: FREE Report.
  • On: May 4, 2021, 9:03 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: FW: FREE Report.
  • On: May 4, 2021, 3:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Website Enquiry.
  • On: July 9, 2021, 7:27 a.m.

Hello sir/madam

I apologize for being pesky and reaching out through your form but I feel i=
t would be criminal not to share what I know and how I could help your comp=
any=2E

My name is Jessica, and I work for an innovative, Australian-focused data c=
onsulting firm=2E

I am aware consulting firms can be superficial and expensive=2E They talk a=
big one while promising the world then fail to deliver any tangible result=
s=2E We are different and hopefully you will soon see=2E

You see, I've noticed your website could be suffering from basic performanc=
e metrics like loading speed, that affects not only your target audience bu=
t also your Google search ranking=2E It's a shame as you could get more cus=
tomers in need of your products and services to your site=2E

Are you willing to allow me to send you over a proposal to see for yourself=
? There's no pressure, it's free of course and I can add in some tips for t=
he low-hanging fruits that you can pick - so you get an idea of what's work=
ing NOW without all the noise these "gurus" preach=2E

Best regards,
Jessica Martin
Analytics Consultant
[email protected]=2Ecom

If you are not interested in our services please reply No=2E

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Website Enquiry.
  • On: July 9, 2021, 3:14 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Business Profile on Google..
  • On: Oct. 30, 2021, 3:01 a.m.

Hello,

We work with many small to medium sized businesses=2E What we do is manage/=
optimize their Google My Business Profile in order to help them gain maximu=
m exposure on local search for their services=2E
=0BWhat we do in managing the profile:

Local Maps SEO Pin Drops
Web 2=2E0 backlinks
Keywords rich posts
Click to call posts
Geo-tagged photos
Calls to Action
Citation/backlink building
Services updates and changes
Business information updates and changes
Overall review help in flagging, replies and obtaining=2E

By doing the above work on your profile on a consistent basis will see your=
Google Listing gain more popularity and maximum exposure on the Google Sea=
rch Engine in your specific geo-area for all your services=2E

If you are interested in beating out your competitors on Local Search, plea=
se let me know=2E

Warm Regards,
Jessica Martin
Marketing Consultant
[email protected]=2Ecom

If you're NOT interested, simply reply "NO"=2E

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Business Profile on Google..
  • On: Oct. 30, 2021, 5:28 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Your website profile.
  • On: Oct. 31, 2021, 12:27 a.m.

Hello,

We work with many small to medium sized businesses=2E What we do is manage/=
optimize their Google My Business Profile in order to help them gain maximu=
m exposure on local search for their services=2E
=0BWhat we do in managing the profile:

Local Maps SEO Pin Drops
Web 2=2E0 backlinks
Keywords rich posts
Click to call posts
Geo-tagged photos
Calls to Action
Citation/backlink building
Services updates and changes
Business information updates and changes
Overall review help in flagging, replies and obtaining=2E

By doing the above work on your profile on a consistent basis will see your=
Google Listing gain more popularity and maximum exposure on the Google Sea=
rch Engine in your specific geo-area for all your services=2E

If you are interested in beating out your competitors on Local Search, plea=
se let me know=2E

Warm Regards,
Dean Haigh
Marketing Consultant

If you're NOT interested, simply reply "NO"=2E

.

Spammer

  • Subject: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI
  • On: Nov. 5, 2021, 11:10 a.m.

WELCOME TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI BROTHERHOOD OF RICHES AND POWERS.=0D
If you are ready to join for Riches, Powers and Fame then contact the=0D
great master via WhatsApp for your online initiation: Click the link=0D
below to get started.=0D
https://wa.me/13155140117=0D
+1 (315) 514-0117

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI
  • On: Nov. 5, 2021, 6:02 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI
  • On: Nov. 5, 2021, 6:03 p.m.

WELCOME TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI BROTHERHOOD OF RICHES AND POWERS.=0D
If you are ready to join for Riches, Powers and Fame then contact the=0D
great master via WhatsApp for your online initiation: Click the link=0D
below to get started.=0D
https://wa.me/13155140117=0D
+1 (315) 514-0117

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Is it okay to send you this proposal?
  • On: Nov. 8, 2021, 5:42 a.m.

Hi there,=0B=0BWe are a group of consultants based out of USA=2E We're reac=
hing out to high potential businesses like yours that could be dominating t=
heir market but are unfortunately let down by their website in terms of tra=
ffic and conversion=2E=0B=0BWith this, I would like to send you our company=
's website & conversion rate optimization (CRO) proposal to compare with yo=
ur current efforts in how your site turns visitors into customers=2E Our fr=
amework helps your website generate more revenue without increasing your ad=
budget=2E=0B=0BThis is completely free with zero pressure for you to rebui=
ld=2E Is it okay to send you this proposal?=0B=0BWarm Regards,=0BJessica Ma=
rtin=0BMarketing [email protected]=2Ecom=0B=0B=
=0B=0BIf you're NOT interested, simply reply "NO" and I will not contact yo=
u again=2E

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Is it okay to send you this proposal?
  • On: Nov. 8, 2021, 4:22 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Hannah Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC