The colloquy of Jared Burns

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jared Burns and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Confirm
  • On: Feb. 26, 2020, 9:09 p.m.

Norrebrogade 44
800 Aarhus c
Denmark.

Dear Sir,

Good day, First let me apologize if this email does not suit your business or personal ethics. I am Hanni Kasprzak .I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer and I am currently undergoing treatment in Denmark.

It has defiled all forms of medical treatment and now I have a few months to live and I want you to help me distribute my funds to charities. If you are Interested please mail me back for more detailed information.

Your immediate response to my direct email: [email protected] will be appreciated

Best Regards,

Hanni Kasprzak.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Confirm
  • On: Feb. 26, 2020, 9:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 2:19 a.m.

Ruby Wong wants to add you to their network Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Shenzhen, Guangdong, China · 441 connections Join to view invitation LinkedIn makes it easy to network, get professional advice, and discover new job opportunities. Connect to your professional world today. Learn More Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2020 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 9:51 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2020 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Sept. 16, 2020, 1:56 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Sept. 22, 2020, 10:02 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation reminder email emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2020 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spammer

  • Subject: Your account has been hacked! You need to unlock it.
  • On: Oct. 18, 2020, 8:03 a.m.

Hello!

I am a professional coder and I hacked your device's OS when you visit=
ed adult website.
I've been watching your activity for a couple of months.

If you don't understand what I am talking about I can explain...
My trojan malware lets me get access to my victim's system. It is mult=
iplatform software with hVNC that can be installed on phones, PC and e=
ven TV OS...
It doesn't have any AV's detects because it is encrypted and can't be =
detected becaause I update it's signatures every 4 hour.
I can turn on your camera, save your logs and do everything that I wan=
t and you won't notice anything.

Now I have all your contacts, sm data and all logs from chats for the =
latest 2 months but it is not very useful without something that can s=
poil your reputation...
I recorded your masturbation and the video that you watched. It was di=
sgusting.

I can destroy your life by sending this stuff to everybody you know.
If you want me to delete this stuff and avoid any problems you have to=
send $1500 to my bitcoin address: 1My7W8mQRwefMCYUyC4EmKYJhJ6THmSp9h

If you don't know how to buy bitcoins use Google, there are a lot of m=
anuals about using, spending and buying this cryptocurrency.

You have 50 hours from now to complete the payment.
I have a notification that you are reading this message... TIME HAS GO=
NE.

Don't try to respond because this email address is generated.
Don't try to complain because this and my bitcoin address can't be tra=
cked down.

If I notice that you shared this message everybody will receive your d=
ata.
Bye!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your account has been hacked! You need to unlock it.
  • On: Oct. 18, 2020, 3:41 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: Jan. 27, 2021, 2:28 a.m.

Ruby Wong wants to add you to their network Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Shenzhen, Guangdong, China · 545 connections Join to view invitation LinkedIn makes it easy to network, get professional advice, and discover new job opportunities. Connect to your professional world today. Learn More Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: Jan. 27, 2021, 7:44 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Feb. 2, 2021, 10:52 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Feb. 3, 2021, 5:52 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: Feb. 9, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation reminder email emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: April 25, 2021, 1:30 a.m.

Ruby Wong wants to add you to their network Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Shenzhen, Guangdong, China · 555 connections Join to view invitation LinkedIn makes it easy to network, get professional advice, and discover new job opportunities. Connect to your professional world today. Learn More Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
  • On: April 25, 2021, 10:42 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: April 29, 2021, 9:51 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: April 30, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jared Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ruby Wong's invitation is awaiting your response
  • On: May 6, 2021, 10:02 p.m.

Ruby Wong would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond? Ruby Wong Overseas Business Development Director for Frequency Inverter Confirm you know Ruby Unsubscribe  |   Help You are receiving Invitation reminder email emails. LinkedIn will use your email address to make suggestions to our members in features like People You May Know. This email was sent to [email protected] © 2021 LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company, Wilton Plaza, Wilton Place, Dublin 2. LinkedIn is a registered business name of LinkedIn Ireland Unlimited Company. LinkedIn and the LinkedIn logo are registered trademarks of LinkedIn.