The colloquy of Shirley Mitchell

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Shirley Mitchell and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner r
  • On: May 10, 2017, 6:55 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner r
  • On: May 10, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 27, 2018, 1:56 p.m.

Attn:Steven Mitchell,
Am sorry for the late reply I had some back surgery everything going well a little tougher .........
I am in receipt of your email and I understood that you are capable to handle this transaction with me, now, the owner of this dormant account died on 4th of Oct,2013. Since the death of the deceased, nobody has operated in this account till date. Moreover, this account has NO BENEFICIARY or NEXT of kin attached to it.
Definitely, this fund will be confiscated by our BANKING CODE OF ETHICS if it remains dormant for period of (5) years without any claims. In this regard, I earnestly need your full cooperation in transferring this dormant fund out of our bank to avoid confiscating this fund. I will split the transfer into two 2 stages for easy and smooth transfer.
Now I have to proceed by letting you understand that this transaction is not going to cost us much time than we required because almost all the needed coverage documents that the Royal Bank Of Scotland might demand from you is with me, which is the deposit certificate of the fund and death certificate of my late client Mr. Edward,I find this possible for the fuller reasons that you bear a similar last name with Mr. Edward Mitchell,
I must assure you that there is no risk involved in this matter as I have really done all the home work that will perfect the transfer of the funds to your account for our good benefit. I want you to suggest what we are going to do either you will try to open up an account that we are going to use for this matter,
At the moment all I need from you is your cooperation and assurance from you that you will never betray me when this fund is transferred into your account, you must promise that you will abide on the shearing ratio I stated 45% for you 45% for me and 10% is for any expenses in which we made in this transaction. I want you to understand that I am the governor of the said bank and I personally discovered the account before I contacted you. My plans for the money after transfer are for investments.
Upon your acceptance to our shearing ratio as I stated earlier,  I will proceed in sending you the deposit certificate of the fund and death certificate of my late client which will make you to understand the project better and I will send you copy of my Identification which yours will also be required for my own personal perusal.
I will draft an application form and send to you in which you will fill and send to the bank to enable them process the release of the fund to your account and get back to you with the documents you are main to provide that will prove you as the legal beneficiary next of kin of to diseases and you will then inform me on the mentioned documents from bank for me to start providing it all through an attorney assistance. please send your full details so that we can commence with the cliam.
you can reach me on this number +447452273498
Note that you are to furnishing me with the requested information's bellow immediately; (1)Full names.
(2)Contact address.
(3)Telephone and fax numbers.
(4)Location.
(5)Occupation

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 27, 2018, 7:42 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 30, 2018, 6:18 a.m.

Attn:Steven Mitchell,
Thanks for your mail and the content therein,Yes it will surely fit in our budget we are talking about this large sum of amount ($14.5M).All required from now is that you furnish me with your below information,then the bank will contact you for the fund released.
Note,this transaction will not cost much time,i have all necessary paper work required.
Contact address,
Telephone and fax numbers,
Location,
Occupation.
Let me have your information`s.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 30, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 30, 2018, 9:43 p.m.

Attn:Shirley Mitchell,
The sharing ratio I stated 45% for you 45% for me and 10% is for any expenses in which we made in this transaction.Maybe you use to invest in any business of your choice.
Yours truly, Mr.Alex McCann.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Message from Mr. Alex McCann
  • On: July 30, 2018, 11:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

Dear Susan Mitchell,

Greetings

That you very much for your mail. Your Sister has a little strength to write this mail.

In the first place, let us glorify the name of God for giving us a new day with love and strength, which we knows too well that our money can not get from the market. We honour his holy name.

My dear Susan Mitchell, Contacting you in this transaction is not by my power rather a divine direction from God. If contacting you in this transaction is by my power as a human being, I couldn't have done it due to fears. Through the assurance the living God has given to me, I have no reason of applying fears in my life because he has confirmed the safety of this donation funds into your hand without using it personal.

My reason of this donation funds into a humanitarian project to benefit less privileges is because through report from my doctor, my days are numbered now on the earth but I strongly believe in the miracle of our living Almighty God who made this day and also if anything happening to me during my operation my late husband family or the bank will claim the money which I did not want this to happening because I and my late husband family is not in a good time, because then took all my late husband s' properties.

My late husband family also made to understand that the customs of their village does not permit woman without a child to have access to the claims of their late husband’s properties. So this is the reason I will not allow the family of my late husband claim the money if any thing happening to me.

I also want to let you know that Money is only a necessity to human beings not that is the most essential thing to us, only to those that knows Jesus our Savoir. We are strangers on the earth and will one day die and go back to dust. The most important thing to us on this earth is Jesus not money. Where are my husband that made this $15.8 Million today including houses and other properties that has being confiscated by my evil husband uncles?

My husband died and left all this things on the earth. Quite certain that you have not met me in life but always know that my visit to you is for a purpose which we need to give our living Almighty a chance to envelop his purpose for both of us knowing each other through this transaction created by my husband before his sudden death. All I require from you is to stand for me at this time of challenges. Take this transaction as your own transaction; apply your advance knowledge to handle it professionally with the bank so that their office will release the money for humanitarian project to benefit less privileges one's that will be under your control over there.

About the transaction, I believe that with God every thing concerning this transaction will be perfectly handle without any betrayal to his trust in you. Please, what I want you to do now is to check yourself very well and get back to me because this transaction is something that requires every of your honesty and faithfulness.

1) Your mobile phone number:
2) Your photo:
3) OCCUPATION:
4) Your Age
5) Full Name

Bank details needed:

1. Your full names and address, tel/ fax
2. Name of Bank and address, Tel/fax/telex
3. Account name and number and
4. Swift code etc

I will stop here for now due to limited strength on me now. I look forward hearing back from you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 3 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 5:18 p.m.

Dear Susan Mitchell,

Greeting

I Hope our good God is in control of your life and entire family?

I have this little strength and decided to check my email but there was no message from you.I want to know if you received my mail with the documents I sent you and if you are willing to handle the project. If you will then go ahead and send me the details.

I wait for your answer.

Your beloved sister,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 10:19 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 6:09 a.m.

Dear Susan Mitchell,

Thank you very much for your mail. You can reach me on this phone number +225 49337421, I think you get all my pics and the documents I sent you.

I wait for your answer.

Your beloved sister,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 5:17 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 6:31 a.m.

Dear Susan Mitchell,

Thank you very much for your mail. I am sending you all the documents concerning the deposit and my photos.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 9:30 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

Dear Dear Susan Mitchell,

Thank you very much for your mail. Which company are you talking about., please if you are willing to help me you go ahead and send the details to me.

I wait for your answer.

Your beloved sister,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs Bridggie William writing from hospital
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 2:03 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: T BC
  • On: April 1, 2019, 5:20 a.m.

Where you at

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: T BC
  • On: April 1, 2019, 2:50 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: T BC
  • On: April 1, 2019, 3:39 p.m.

where do you live ?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: T BC
  • On: April 1, 2019, 8:59 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Shirley Mitchell
CEO, MNesty, LLC