The colloquy of Susan Larsen

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Susan Larsen and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Employee Performance Management Best Practices
  • On: May 8, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

​For the healthcare industry, better performance by employees leads to
better patient care; and that is what matters the most! To fulfill this
ultimate goal of delivering outstanding patient care, you got to empower
all employees with appropriate training and development support.

This webinar will help you understand the entire goal setting process
and its application in healthcare organizations. Connecting your HR and
education through technology is the best way to identify the
organization's true needs. Performance management technologies can
drastically morph your skilled talent to achieve strategic
organizational objectives.

*Learning Objectives:*

1. What is performance management and how does it come to play in the
healthcare industry?
2. How are staff evaluations conducted and what is the course of
corrective action?
3. Understanding employee engagement along with staff development via
performance management

​​*Our Presenter:*

*​​Jason Welsh *

Human Resources Manager at Edwin Shaw Rehabilitation Hospital

​Jason is Human Resources professional, with experience in Recruiting,
Creation of retention programs, Progressive discipline, Conducting
performance evaluations, Administration of FMLA, ADA and leave
management, Benefit administration, Employee relations, Conducting
investigations and collaboration with executives on policy creation and
implementation.

*Date: May 30, 2017 (Tuesday)*

*Time: 3 PM EST*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Employee Performance Management Best Practices
  • On: May 8, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 9, 2017, 11:53 a.m.

Hi Susan,

Thank you so much for showing your interest towards upcoming webinar of Synergita - Performance Management Software.

It will be great if you could help me understand your current performance appraisal process and help you achieve your need.

1. 1) What is your current process? Are you using a tool already or are you using MS Excel or Word?
2. 2) What is your vision for Mnesty?
3. 3) How many numbers of employees are you looking to automate?

I can show you a demo on the product anytime at your earliest convenience. Do let me know how your calendar looks like ?

Synergita is a simple, cloud based HR Performance Management Software, focusing on Employee Engagement, Employee Development and Performance Management. We help organizations to reimagine their Employee Performance and Talent Management with zero Disruption.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Kind Regards,

Keerthi GJ

Performance Management Specialist

+14086220753

Most affordable, Continuous HR Performance Management Software

Microsoft Code of Honor 2014 Winner

CODiE 2014 Finalist for Best Human Capital/Talent Management Software

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 9, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, could you give us a small example of what this would look like for us? It would be great if you could customize the example to our business a bit.

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 10, 2017, 2:05 p.m.

Sure Susan,

Thanks much for the response,

Shall we have a quick call anytime next week Thursday 18th May or Friday 19th May?

We could be able to understand your current process and requirements, based on that we would be able to add value to your organization.

Kindly confirm the date and time zone, I will send you the calendar invite for the same.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Spammer

  • Subject: Recall: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 10, 2017, 2:33 p.m.

keerthi would like to recall the message, "Synergita - Performance Management".

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 10, 2017, 2:35 p.m.

Sure Susan,

Thanks much for the response,

Shall we have a quick call anytime next week Thursday 18th May or Friday 19th May?

We could be able to understand your current process and requirements, based on that we would be able to add value to your organization.

We are working with several “Great Place to Work” Companies (Capita, Aspire Systems and Higher One. etc.) for their employee performance management needs. All with a focus on creating performance based culture and developing higher level of employee engagement.

* We help you through GOALS MANAGEMENT (where managers & employees can sit and decide on the goals)
* Then comes PERIODIC CHECK-INs where manager keeps track of employee’s performances and conduct short meetings to assure if they are on track, happy at work, etc.
* Followed by CONTINUOUS FEDBACK where manager gives frequent constructive feedback to employees (which can be kept confidential). Also, appreciation notes can be sent to employees (can be made public).
* Then we have Performance reviews, Appraisal & Normalization process.
* Once the cycle is completed, managers FOCUS on EMPLOYEE’S DEVELOPMENT PLAN and can keep track of the training status.

Kindly confirm the date and time zone, I will send you the calendar invite for the same.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 10, 2017, 10:05 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 22, 2017, 2 p.m.

Hi Susan,

Trust things are fine at your end!

Hope you had a chance to review the document which I sent you last week.

Shall we have a quick call anytime this week to understand your process and requirements.

Please confirm the date and time, I will send you the calendar invite for the same.

Kindly let me know if you have any questions, I will be glad to assist you,

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: May 22, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: June 2, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

Hi Susan,

Hope you are doing well!

Do you have anytime available next week for a quick call?

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: June 3, 2017, 12:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: June 5, 2017, 12:51 p.m.

Hi Susan,

Hope you are doing well!

Would you be available this week for a quick call to discuss further on Synergita - Performance Management software.

Kindly confirm the date and time, I will send you the calendar invite for the same.

Looking forward to talking to you,

Kind Regards,

Keerthi GJ

Performance Management Specialist

+14086220753

Most affordable, Continuous HR Performance Management Software

Microsoft Code of Honor 2014 Winner

CODiE 2014 Finalist for Best Human Capital/Talent Management Software

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Synergita - Performance Management
  • On: June 13, 2017, 3:22 p.m.

Hi Susan,

Trust things are fine at your end!

Hope you had a chance to review the documents which I sent for Performance Management.

Shall we have a quick call anytime this week to discuss further on Synergita?

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Kind Regards,

Keerthi GJ

Performance Management Specialist

+14086220753

Most affordable, Continuous HR Performance Management Software

Microsoft Code of Honor 2014 Winner

CODiE 2014 Finalist for Best Human Capital/Talent Management Software

Spammer

  • Subject: Expecting Your Quick Reply
  • On: Jan. 2, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

Dear Shannon Larsen,
Good morning and how are you? Thanks for your quick response to my
proposal and I am very happy for your interest and willingness to
assist me.I am giving you 100 percent assurance that this transaction
is legal and legitimate, so therefore you don't have anything to fear.

Presently I took refugee in one church in Abidjan because of my
fathers wicked uncle.I want everything to be confidential,because of
the family problem of my fathers uncle.Please let me have more
information about you,your business,maritial stauts and your age.

The next thing to do now is for you to send your account information
where the fund will be transfer to in your country. As soon as I
recieved your bank information I will submit that to the bank for the
process of the transfer of the fund to your account immediately.If you
can come to Ivory Coast it is okay let me know. I will be expecting
your quick reply to my mail.Take care and God bless you.
Zenabou Mariko.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Expecting Your Quick Reply
  • On: Jan. 2, 2023, 8:30 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Susan Larsen
CEO, MNesty, LLC