The colloquy of Matthew Meyer

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Meyer and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

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  • On: Jan. 5, 2018, 4:20 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [?]___Find___slutty___girls___in___your___area___that___will___h00kup___right___now![?]
  • On: Jan. 5, 2018, 4:20 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 23, 2018, 12:34 p.m.

Hi Mary,

Thanks for your reply.

I'm going to be out of the office for a few days, so I've CC'd Michael, our
Engagement Manager, who will help you in reviewing your needs and
understanding the most effective way to help you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 23, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

Mary,

Hope all is well. I wanted to see if you had a chance to review the
information in my last email.

We vet all of our engineers through a data-driven, empirically validated
selection process designed to ensure we are only working with the top 1% of
the talent market. If you are still looking at options for software
engineering services, I am sure we will add significant value.

Let me know and we can discuss more in depth.

Best,

Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]iresdev.com
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
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If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:48 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

Matthew,

Absolutely. What time works for you? Let me know and I will send a calendar
invite with Zoom dial-in information in the event description.

Generally speaking, we work with 3 main models:

1. Extended Team - We provide engineering resources dedicated full-time
to you. You take on Project Management and workload management
responsibilities.
2. Delivery Team - We provide end-to-end solution with all roles
necessary with engineers dedicated as part of a full-time team to implement
your software.
3. Project - You provide well defined scope. We implement as a kind of
black-box implementation and hand over the deliverable on completion.

Our hourly rates are in the $45-$70 USD/hr range depending on the
technologies, seniority, and individual engineer in question.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 11:54 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 5:05 p.m.

Matthew,

Hope all is well. Let me know what time works for you tomorrow or Wednesday
to discuss more in depth. I will send a calendar invite with Zoom dial-in
information in the event description.

Our rates are typically in the $45-$70 USD/hr range depending on the
technologies, seniority, and individual engineer in question.

Looking forward to speaking with you.

Best,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

Matthew,

We provide resources from Latin America. Our main development center is in
Buenos Aires, Argentina. However, we also have centers in Bogota, Colombia
and offices in San Francisco, CA and Boston, MA.

We provide engineers from the top 1% of the talent pool to our clients.
Let's jump on a call and discuss more in depth.

Best,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 5:36 p.m.

Matthew,

Hope all is well. I wanted to see what time you have to discuss your
software ngineering needs more in depth to see if we are a good fit.

Best,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 7, 2018, 1:50 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 7, 2018, 2:18 p.m.

Matthew,

Let's jump on a call to understand what your needs are and what you are
looking to do.

Let me know what time works for you and I will send a calendar invite with
Zoom dial-in information in the event description.

Best,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 7, 2018, 3:41 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 12, 2018, 6:16 p.m.

Matthew,

We provide software engineering teams and resources for outsourced
engineering services. Are there any strategic IT or software development
initiatives going on right now where it would make sense to leverage our
team?

Thanks,
Michael

--
*Michael Scranton*
Senior Engagement Manager
*BairesDev*

*Direct: *(408) 913-6213 x 813
*Mobile: *+54 9 11 3912 9871
*Skype: *scrantme
*Email:* [email protected]
*LinkedIn: *https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelscranton

This e-mail (including any attachments) is strictly confidential and
intended solely for the addressee.
If you are not the intended addressee, you must not disclose, copy, or take
any action on account of this message.
If you have received this message in error, notify the sender immediately
and delete all copies.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IT Professionals available for
  • On: Dec. 13, 2018, 3:24 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE AND CONFIRM THIS TO ME
  • On: March 25, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

My Dearest,

I appreciate your interest and will for my health. Since you are interested in carrying my last will, I will proceed to let you know what to do without any hesitation. Let me enlighten you on what I want you to help me with. From all indication, my condition has deteriorated and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that I may not live for the next couple of weeks, because my condition has got to a critical and life threatening stage this is why I want you to handle the "funds" to reach the less privileged, orphanages, single moms and widows in our society.

I was married to my late husband Michael Howard, he was an Engineer and we were together for twenty-two years before his death ten years ago. Tragically he died on February 10th 2007 in an Auto accident along side our only Son ( Benjamin ) while they where traveling to meet me on my birthday. Benjamin was only 6 at that time, I'll never forget that day as I felt emptiness and thought the world has come to an end but I was strong enough to hold on it, with the Help of my Pastor I was able to live again though sometimes I feel emptiness but only one thing I so much desire if you can work with me.

I am a fervent Believer and a God fearing woman just like my late husband. Mike Howard and I lived in the England for over 3 years, he was a petrochemical Consultant by profession worked and rose through the ranks to become an executive director with a multinational construction and oil servicing conglomerate before his demise. He also established huge private investments that I continued managing until my present medical condition. When my cancer ailment became terminal & because I do not have a next of kin to bequeath all that Mike & I labored for, I sold off all our choice properties and other inherited belongings and deposited the proceeds amounting to $5 Million Dollars with a Bank.

I crave your indulgence as a God fearing individual and as someone who cares for a better world as much as I do, to take it upon yourself and use this money for these mentioned purposes, it is my wish that you use 30% of the total funds for yourself and family making sure that you use the balance for charity as promised. I took this painstaking decision in other to help humanity in my little capacity before I rest in peace in the bosom of the almighty.

I know that my ordeal will sadden your heart but the best you can do for me now is to keep this conversation highly confidential between us because it matters most in my life at this moment and I will never want the wrong people knowing about this inheritance or my late husband's brother Bartholomew . What matters is life after death. I will let you have more information as soon as i have your word and promise not to betray my trust in you.

May you be blessed, as you reach me.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE AND CONFIRM THIS TO ME
  • On: March 26, 2019, 9:57 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 26, 2019, 8:41 p.m.

My Dearest

Thank you for your wonderful, refreshing and encouraging email. It made me feel better with confidence that you will affect the lives of the less privileged with these funds I intend to leave in your care.  My dear life has been very unfair to me since I lost my family and the only family I've got left which is my late husband's wicked brother wants me dead so he will take over all that money & I wouldn't want him to benefit a dime from the inheritance. Can you Imagine he wish me dead sooner than the doctors prescribed so he can carry on with his evil plans but God almighty will never allow such plan happen.

First, this Isn't a *Hoist* and I want you to know that I didn't choose you my self, I've prayed so many times on my sick bed before I could contact you and I know the Lord God I serve won't mislead me, we are all strangers in the face of the Earth but equal in the presence of our Lord God, I don't have any organization in mind but today, I reed about an earthquake in NEPAL where many lives were lost, I cried a lot because it pains to see little children loose their lives to such horrible disaster.

Due to my brother In-laws evil plots & as the only surviving relative to claim the money from the Bank immediately I die, I instructed the Security company to deposit the fund In a bank and I Instructed the Bank manager to credit the total funds $4.5 Million dollars in an ATM card that will allow you cash out from any ATM machine. Since I want this donation anonymous and confidentiality for a trusted person that will keep the ATM card until you make contact for claim, i contacted a Priest from London (UK) by name Rev. Fr Kenneth Callaway who is currently serving in FRANCE church to keep the card until I send him the details of whom to claim it.

I want to contact the Rev. Fr Kenneth Callaway now and Inform him my Intention to make you my next of Kin and also write him a letter of authority so I'll need some of your verified contact Info so there won't be any mistake In the Authorization Letter. As soon as I receive your reply with those details as I'll list below, I shall draft a letter authorizing him to release the funds to you as my next of kin so my bank in Africa will recognize your status as the new beneficiary of the fund because I might be admitted Into the ICU due to the status of my health not promised tomorrow though Rev. Kenneth Callaway is making an urgent plan to see if I can be fly down to INDIA because they got one of the best Doctors and well medically equipped.

Full name :-------------
Contact address:----------
Home phone#:-----------& Or Cellphone#:---------
Age:-------------
Occupation:-------------
Marital status:------------
Scanned copy of ID or any of your Picture.

I appreciate your commitment and promise never to compromise. I anticipate your earliest response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 3:02 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 5:22 a.m.

Thanks for your mail and I don’t know what your budgets are but whatever it’s I chose you for this project to handle it for me personally and I wish to let you know that I didn't mean any harm rather I have faith in you as my spirit leads me and without this details I cannot issue an Authorization Letter to Reverend that my fund is in his possession to hand it over to you with change of ownership I supposed to make to bestow 100% on you to carry on the project for me legally. please I have good intention and I urge you to help me bring this wish to accomplishment.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 7:43 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 10:09 a.m.

Thanks for your response but I don't really understand what you mean by is there anything better I could do? kindly explain and I will be happy happy to fit in if I can.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 4:18 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 4:47 p.m.

Could you kindly provide me your contact details so I can connect you to the Rev. Father so you can get to discuss with him because the Doctor is warning me to stop using internet because of number of email am receiving in a day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 7:05 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 27, 2019, 7:30 p.m.

Thanks for your response and if you could kindly provide me with your direct contact details we can arrange to speak

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE DETAILS
  • On: March 28, 2019, 3:31 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Meyer
CEO, MNesty, LLC